im back on my bullshit

maddy/22/depressed and lesbian they/them

[extork]

I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.

[soupsluts]

This bitch had like 5 accents

[tqueeninactive]

transcription:  “you’re a nice guy. (shifts to singsongy british accent) i’ll think about it maybe xo baybeoi uh oh eehjfgoi SHEND HIM KISSHEOIS. i didn’t know i would moive in with his missusWOOOOOT GET A LOIFE WE’RE LIVIN WITH HIS WOIFE like.. (disturbingly serene) what was i meant to do…? ehehehe. (sudden american accent) oh bitch oi seemBUHHURH BREAST KILLA?? mm. HEHEHEHEHEHE (back to british accent) she doied. that’s what she desehves. (sudden new yorker accent) this stoopid princess bitch has been fuckin goin against me since i downloaded this goddamn app. she’s like (peppa pig again) oih you’re heare? no problemm. an- oo OO OOOHOHOHOHOOO OHOHOHOHO HOHOHOWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ….oh i was first heh!”

[katyazamolodchikova]

you’re a nice guy 👨‍💼! I’ll think 🤔 about it MAY-BEE🐝. X O 🤗💋 baybwee👶! UH OH here we go 🚀🚀🚀! SHENDS HIM KISSES😘😘😘! I didn’t know that I would move in with his Mrs.👰 WHUUT😲! GET A LIFE! You were living with his wife 👱‍♀️like what was I meant to do🤷‍♀️? Oh bitch 💃obviously- BUH HWUH BREASTKILLUH 🔪🙍‍♀️! Yeet ✌️! hehehehehehe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she DIED 😵. It’s what she deserves 💁‍♀️. this STOOPID princess 👸 bitch 🐕 has been fuckin goin against me since I downloaded this goddamn app 📱. She’s like, “OH yaw here, no PRAWBlem!” eh OO OO 😮OOOoOooOO 😩😩😩😩OOOOoo 😱oOO😱oooo 😱O😱😱OO😱OOO WHAAAAAA🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Oh I was first heh!🥇🏆

[boredpanda]

Japanese Photographer Captures A Shy-At-First Baby Meerkat And Its Family In 23 Pics

[catchymemes]

[oglach-uisce]

IM SO PROUD?!!!!!!?!!! LIKE WEE MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND?!!!!!?!!!!!?!

[trans-jesus]

wanted to see a more recent update and

BOIS STILL GOING STRONG YEEHAW U GO LITTLE SCIENCE KID

[typhlonectes]

[luntfontanne]

i don’t even go here but asdklfj;laskj fucking LEGEND

[paverics]

i love the idea of her rocking up to set one day and just being “alrighty so I‘ve been thinking-”

[thatemotionalbitch]

the fact that both her and joe went in like episode three and were like “i see you want robin and steve together, but actually we’re not getting romantic vibes here. we’re not down. we don’t see this. we don’t want this.” and maya was then like YEAH CAUSE ROBIN IS A LESBIAN, and the duffers finally agreed after a few days and then MAYA AND JOE FUCKING WORKSHOPPED ROBIN’S COMING OUT SCENE FOR LIKE   W  E  E  K  S  OFF SET DURING THEIR DOWN TIME AND IT WAS SO BALLER NONE. OF. IT. WAS. CUT.

legendary. beautiful. an inspiration. 

[lord0fries]

Fucking supreme

[pettycentral]

[halalcocaine]

Refugees Welcome

[sudaca-swag]

And this goes to all the other Western countries too

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

They hate to see a chad thriving

[butchflirt]

- Tsar Nicholas II before his execution

[the-memedaddy]

[shapoodle]

If boy didn’t leave with a pastry I swear to G

[sandersstudies]

GUYS HE GOT HIS COOKIE, EVERYTHING IS OKAY

[clatterbane]

(Story)

[belladonnaforbrunch]

I’M INTERRUPTING YOUR FEED WITH A V IMPORTANT UPDATE

[langernameohnebedeutung]

@dreameater1988 

[goobra]

there’s no way you can look at this and tell me that twitter is better than tumblr

[catharticboredom]

el*ctr*c ch*ir

[doodleforfood]

Happy International Dog Day! 

Here are four of my favorite dog-related comics I’ve made so far

[lookatthesefuckingbirds]

[hellenhighwater]

Okay, vaguely related, but a friend of mine was once taking some snowy owls to canada to be released--they’d been injured while in the states, taken to the avian rehab facility where he worked, and were healthy again. But at that time of year, most  snowy owls had migrated back north to canada. So he drove to the border with three crates of screamingly angry snowy owls in back. He got to the border, declared his cargo, and immediately found himself in Big Trouble With Canadian Border Security. 

(There was nothing wrong with what he’d been doing, it had all been cleared in advance and he had all his paperwork in order. But nobody told the border guys that.)

They demanded that he take the owls out of the crates for inspection. He refused; these were very, very angry, agitated wild birds. They asked him lots of questions. They finally asked why he was taking the owls to canada, and he explained that that’s where they’re from.

The customs agent demanded “WELL, how did Canada’s owls even get to America in the first place?!”

My friend responded, “Sir. They can fly.”

The customs agent let him go.

[pocket-potatoes]

[ralfmaximus]

Breaking News!

[sixbucks]

This is the wholesome content that keeps me coming back to tumblr.

[frogmp3]

me when i’m off anti-anxiety meds

[stimman4000]

.

[stenchy-wench]

God’s posting videos now?

[magimerlyn]

I guess?

[brattylikestoeat]

The “ I vaguely remember these from my childhood but also maybe I just imagined it” foods.

[mercifulangel]

this is missing the holy grail

[afadingworld]