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cherryinksxx

Someone said Margaret Qualley as a Luthor x Supergirl 2026 and I immediately had to make it happen.

farmgirlfromkansas

my favorite genre of krypto pictures

babushkaat

jellyfishforest135

Activated them like sleeper agents

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vahlance

What kind of problems do you think that gun could create

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just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

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post cancelled this is way funnier

loaf--of--toast

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

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okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

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nudityandnerdery

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

tfemflightinstructor

projectorthus

Not lovers or friends but a secret third thing (they play Catan together and Stratt pretends she's not preparing Grace for a one way trip to space)

gardensnakie

eva stratt my (scape)GOAT

catsandwich-deactivated20240213

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

quendergeer

i assumed this was porn

copperbadge

I assumed it was a sitcom.

miss-americanbi

grace you gotta lock in

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noah-wyles

she's the best of us

eregyrn-falls

A series of screenshots from Stephen Colbert's Late Show, featuring guest Emma Thompson.

Colbert asks her, How do you feel about the coming of the AI revolution?

She replies, Intense irritation. Recently, the word document is constantly saying, "Would you like me to rewrite that for you?" I don't need you to fucking rewrite what I've just written! Will you fuck off! Just fuck off! (as she is shown gesturing and yelling in the screenshot.)