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I like my men like I like my doors

Slightly unhinged

#barty crouch jr #micheal distortion #elias bouchard #regulus black #evan rosier #loki laufeyson #colin becher #heinrich unheimlich #alastor #bucky barnes #crowley #the master #shit post #this sentence appeared in my head I immediately opened tumbr #gonna regret posting this

#memes #marvel mcu #marvel #thor odinson #orange cat #everytime he's smug about being the only one to lift Jonathan: CAT BEHAVIOUR!#When he runs of to fight thinks without listening to anyone else: CAT BEHAVIOR!#Everytime he's mean to Loki: CAT BEHAVIOUR!#Thor Odinson is a orange cat #shit post #the avengers

A imagine just appeared in my head and it's not funny but I can't stop laughing so if anyone with actual skills wants to draw it pls pls pls do

Okay so imagine, if you will, at some point someone explains Twitter to Steve Rogers.

And he makes an account and it gets immediately verified because yk he's Captain America

So at some point some kid comments on his post "You might be verified on Twitter but are you verified in the eyes of god" and Steve immediately understands it's a joke because Pete has been teaching him vines

So he replies with a picture of him grinning in the camera while holding Thor's hammer like the smug bastard he is.

This picture proceeds to utterly break tumblr (and all other social meadia) because what dear old Steve forgot when taking the picture was, that his current outfit consisted of gray sweat pants and a crop top that reads "but daddy I love him" in pink glitter font

In the background you can see Bucky with a shit eating grin, because he did infact not forgot what Steve was wearing and he knows what's about to happen.

It's a PR nightmare for weeks and Steve got his Twitter Account taken away by the Avengers PR Team

#mavel #shit post #steve rogers #bucky barnes #stucky #I'm hilarous /j #vines #i'm going to regret posting this in a minute #I haven't slept in a while #the PR team deserves a raise #marvel mcu #mcu fandom

Outside: *Thunder *

Me: Omg Zeus calm the fuck down would you!

Outside: *even louder thunder now with lightning, rain intensivies *

Me: For fucks sake -_-

My mother who I didn't notice standing in the door way: o_o -_- o_o *sighs * ... good night

#epic the thunder saga #zeus #my friend told me to post this #I had laudry outside that fucking bastard #was kinda hilarous tho #epic the musical

Non of yall were gon tell me that Jonny is in the Silt verses??? I got jump scared! O.o

#the silt verses #alf #jonny sims #someone should have warned me guys ;^;

I take absolutly no responsibility for the person I'm going to become when the wisdom saga comes out

#epic the musical #epic the wisdom saga #Jorge is a disney princess at heart and you can't tell me otherwise #6 Days to go people

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in the silt verses i think that prayer marks to the saint electric should resemble transmission pylons as viewed from below

the more complex the sigil, the more powerful a conduit for her current it is

regulus-needs-swimminglessons

That‘s such an awesome idea I had to do something with it

#the silt verses #the saint electric #shitty art

A sincer thank you to everyone that recomended the Silt verses to me this shit is great! Love the consept of religion but make it late stage capitalism

Also brother Faulkner kinda reminds me of that one clip of Andrew Garfield in Angels in America "I'm a prophet! PROPHET! I PROPHESIZE! I sight! I see!" but no one takes the poor kid seriously

#the silt verses #tsv #brother faulkner #this shit is hilarious

I need help, I'm looking for a new horror fiction podcast.

So far I have listened to the Magnus Archives, Camp here and there and I listen to welcome to Nightvale, Malevolent and the Magnus Protocol whenever new episodes are releasted but I need something new to brige the gap between episodes.

Any suggestions?

#the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #camp here and there #welcome to night vale #wtnv #malevolent #horror #fiction podcast #recomendaciones

Sploiler for tmagp 26

The archivist???? Jon, love, what have they done to you???

Also I love Helen so much istg ;^;

Jonny please please bring Micheal back tooooo!

#the magnus protocol #thoughts #jonathan sims #the archivist #here's to not becoming another mystery Jon lol #helen distortion

I'm finally catching up with the tmagp episodes that I was too busy to listen to these past weeks. And all it showed me is that I desperatly need a cork board, a printer, some red string and a Bourbon because holy hell what is going on ? 0.0

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #I'm sorry alice i'm with Sam on this one #wdym Jon and Martin never met T^T #ain't got the time nor money but damn I need a theory wall

#If the gods didn't want this to exist they shouldn't have invented alcohol #phineas and ferb #harry potter #shitty art #perry the platypus #idk what I am doing with my life #shit post #memes

#epic the musical #Thank you so much good sir I love your work #dude's out here doing the most #Spotify wrapped 2024 gonna be just him lol

Such a simp gotta love him

#Ody ma main man of Ithica #gotta find yourself a man that'd sacrifice his bestest bro for ya #epic the musical #epic the thunder saga #what an Icon #shitty memes

#Such an Iconic line lol #the most zeus thing to have ever zeused #epic the musical #epic the thunder saga #shitty memes

#Judas that you?#epic the musical #epic the thunder saga #Eurilycus setting double standards since the Mycenean era #shitty memes

#Penelope why you know i'm too shy and terrified #Odysseus the baby girl of Ithica #he was so real for that ngl #Rip to the crew lol #shitty memes #epic the musical #epic the thunder saga #Her voice is so great i'd let Scylla eat me

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