Wouldn't it be nice to be Dorian Gray?

Syn. 27 yo. Slytherin. perfectdagger

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags a movie that made you think “what the fuck was that” after it ended.

[doctordisaster]

I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended

[feralrizz-deactivated20230802]

The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it

[joyousgard]

“ao3 should have an algorithm” ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

[alivehouse]

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

[alivehouse]

this thing is alive in an undead hivemind kind of way and it wants to fucking kill me

[ryanpanos]

The Bus | Paul Kirchner | Via

[astralynx]

He was truly ahead of his time for this

[pencilscratchins]

i love janice rand (twitter) [ID in alt text]

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

i need to start collecting novelty lighters or i'll fucking die

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

i need every single one of these urgently

[kelp-kelp]

I have this one :)

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

utterly spectacular. endlessly charming. magnificent beyond magnificence.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mossdftba]

the notes are so right. You don't bother to check every egg until the day one is cracked.

[treescantjump]

bros holding hands for comfort

[hissluthisprincess]

A wet pussy and eyes full of love 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[calellon]

[uaeb]

i need the worlds easiest job and i need it to pay me $100,000 a year

[bakwaaas]

[daz4i]

i’d like to think i’m funny 

[daz4i]

how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[kristina100000]

how could i say no to a pretty girl like you.. lets throw a desktop wedding. i want all the icons to be there, all the folders and files. i love you forever

[normal-horoscopes]

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

[megalodonpussy]