Dark type rehab!

Can we get a Bart fancam

your wish is my command

#wooo yeah Bart!!

#happy birthday Bart!#a real one fr

its his birthday

i am so sorry you got robbed and then doxxed. in better news, what day is barts birthday exactly, because i have fanart to deliever then

save the date for january 30. yes he is a araquarius

lavamollusks

Happy birthday, Bart!

flowerliker

🥳🎉🎉

atuundragonsanctuary

I have a question for type specialists. What's your favorite Pokémon that ISN'T your chosen type?

For me, I think saying Swirlix would be cheating because of how Sucre has stolen my heart, so I'll go with my next choice, Volcarona. I think they're gorgeous and they have such a powerful presence you can feel being anywhere near them.

professor-amaryllis

Well, chikorita have my heart because of Beetroot, but i would have to say mareep and their close cousin wooloo! i mean just look at them they're so round and adorable!

Mine is definitely Noivern! They just look so cool! I could never care for one unfortunately, a fear of dragon types and not having the space is an unfortunate combo.

There is a Haunter in my hotel room

I've been licked.

emolga-lover

give them plenty of treats and they'll love you! ^^

Ah, I don't exactly want this Haunter hanging around. I don't even know if it's supposed to be here. And it seems intent on following me.

Help.

Well, it probably just wants to play! Haunter are mischievous little guys, it probably thinks you’re fun to play with!

That would make sense. I find them very entertaining! When they aren't in my room trying to lick me as I draw that is

Ah yeah Haunter are like that, always in the way! Keep an eye on your supplies, some like to hide what you need for attention.

There is a Haunter in my hotel room

I've been licked.

emolga-lover

give them plenty of treats and they'll love you! ^^

Ah, I don't exactly want this Haunter hanging around. I don't even know if it's supposed to be here. And it seems intent on following me.

Help.

#or maybe it’s a relative /j

Well, it probably just wants to play! Haunter are mischievous little guys, it probably thinks you’re fun to play with!

This, is horrifying.

Alright so for some good news first, I've found out where I am. As for the bad news:

Turns out I'm not in the Ultra Space; I'm in somewhere far far worse and more dangerous. A cursed land, filled with the worst forms of evil known to man and mon. A place nigh-barren of wild Pokémon, where the most cruel acts are performed without any regard for the sanctity of anything one would regard sacred. A place who's name is spoken only in the quietest whispers and bloodcurling cries.

Yeah, Arceus is not going to save you.

How do you people live like this? Why haven't you moved out? What kind of madman deliberately lives in such a place?

Why am I here, of all places?

I don’t know how we live like this. I MOVED HERE for my OWN reasons, to open my gym. I would never be born here, the people born here are probably insane. I’m COMPLETELY fine and sane though.

As for why you are? Pissed off a legendary? Had a reason to see nothing but sand for miles? Wanted to join a gang? Decided your life would be better surrounded by lunatics and/or scientists? Any of those work.

...you opened a gym in Orre? Why? You're deliberately inviting ruffians of all sorts to show up and loot the place! Plus you're also, y'know, staying there?

As for me, well, hole in the fabric of reality made by broken mess of a machine plugged into a pokémon, the usual.

The League wouldn’t let me be a gym leader so I made a workaround. Nobody’s looted the place yet. Nobody wins against me.

Some of my students are rich, so they could just buy repairs, though there’s not much. It’s a gym, what are they gonna steal? Unless they get kidnapped for ransom. Should do something about that probably.

I got doxxed recently so I had to move to a new place twice but it’s FINE. I’m DEALING with it.

I suppose that's fair but wouldn't it of been better to go somewhere more, I don't know, not-Orre? Like Ferrum or Oblivia or something?

I guess you could buy repairs but who would you pay to do that, in Orre?

...wait why would you have to move to a new place? You're running a gym. Aren't people supposed to know where it is?

GOOD FUCKING QUESTION. Ferrum has some sort of a league already and Oblivia??? The Rangers would catch me using League trademarks without a SECOND THOUGHT. Copyright doesn’t MESS AROUND. So the only way for them not to sue is go to ORRE and use my OWN terms.

Of course I wouldn’t pay them, I’d just tell them that I would. And I’m not moving the gym, I’m moving where I live in, my HOUSE, I don’t sleep on it’s floor, even with the housing in Orre being a total joke.

I think Oblivia has like, three rangers total, but fair enough. Also I meant, how are you sure they're not gonna, y'know, just rob you and fix nothing?

...or go back and rob you cause you haven't paid them?

I have exactly one white herb for winners and SOMEBODY TOOK IT. So I’m pretty sure they won’t.

#also be careful #I don’t know you but still

There are only three rangers in Oblivia but one of them can summon legendaries so good choice avoiding here.

flowerliker

i really enjoyed the fun facts game so i would like to start another game if that's ok!! for this one i will name a pokémon. you should respond with something about that pokémon, like if you have a fun story about one, if you know a cool fact about it, or if you have a question about it, or just your opinion!! and then you should name a pokémon that shares one of the same types as the last pokémon. this game works best if you pick dual-type pokémon!!

it does not have to be back and forth by the way! if you want to interrupt someone in the middle of the game that's fine hehe, it does not have to be two people in one branch.

i will start by picking oddish, who is grass and poison type!! 🌿

#pokemon irl #fun fact game #haunter

I don’t exactly have facts about oddish but I do have a funny story about finding an albino one! (Yes plants can be albino, they end up like vampires)

I was taking some of the Pokémon in my care out for a walk one night and thought I saw an odd looking rock. Turns out it was an upside down albino oddish! They were fine but they gave me quite a scare when I tried to pick them up! (And a mild poisoning)

For the person after me I choose Haunter! Poison/Ghost

I don’t normally do anons but i think this is a hot take

Why are legendary pokemon allowed to be owned? Thats like, wayyyy out of the realm of acceptability!

listen. i don't like it any more than you do, but. who's gonna be the one to try and take a Raikou away from the trainer who fucking owns a Raikou

#pokemon irl #bitts the darkrai

I didn’t chose Bitts, he chose me. If he wanted to he could absolutely leave.

Screw master balls me and my homies hate master balls.

To the anon complaining that I have a Darkrai:

✨Cry about it✨

#this is in character

you legend ruiners disgust me, trying to act like legends are your friends

Bitts is my friend. He is here because he wants to be. If he did not he would not have let me catch him.

Say all you want about me, but it won’t change the fact that Bitts is here :)

#pokemon irl #ask #anon #bitts the darkrai #cry about it anon

espurr-supremacy

why is it seen as acceptable for people to own legendary pokemon?! those are mythical chunks of history that people are trying to use as pets! it shouldn’t be a hot take to ban the owning of legends

I totally agree.

Don't own legendaries, y'all, they're basically gods

and no one owned Xerneas, fwi, it was just vibing in the forest and baby me had a Moment

professor-brain-juniper

Reshiram??? Chose me??? Reshiram is my friend I don't OWN them. Thinking that someone with a legendary "owns" them is really shitty to think of ANY trainer, whether they have a legendary or not. Pokemon are our friends.