#1 loser

blue hair and pronounce… More mouse bites!

[mcharrisonenjoyer9000]

it was 59 years ago today!

[stuffman]

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[sqbr]

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

[elvencantation]

additions from the og artist (credit)

[scientia-rex]

“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[inimoose]

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[bahari-official]

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.

[homo-neandertalensis]

Look outBig tooth cat in play place

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[writingdose]

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[strawberriscars]

waiting for my butch knight to save me

[zoesupreme]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Why are fallout 4 companions of all people so judgmental when you pick up junk? Don’t they know that in this universe you can turn two wrenches and a carton of cigarettes into a fully functional mattress?

[disneytva]

[seobot]