One-shot Dump

I can't draw, but sometimes I push out medicore writing. Spoiler alert : my writing is mostly about ships

[westenraskiss]

I guess she flew there on a bus, huh.

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[citedsilence]

Leak College textbooks, not nudes...

Continuing the work of Christopher Rice,

http://gen.lib.rus.ec http://textbooknova.com http://en.bookfi.org/ http://www.gutenberg.org http://ebookee.org http://www.manybooks.net http://www.giuciao.com http://www.feedurbrain.com http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380 http://www.alleng.ru/ http://www.eknigu.com/ http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/ http://2020ok.com/ http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx http://www.freeetextbooks.com/ http://onebigtorrent.org/ http://www.downeu.me/ebook/ http://forums.mvgroup.org http://theaudiobookbay.com/

Please don’t just ❤, reblog for the masses var infolinks_pid = 3029514; var infolinks_wsid = 0;

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i have never seen someone with such a nonexistent grasp of food in my life. there is virtually nothing here that makes any sense or works. this is like watching a toddler being given unfettered access to a kitchen and mashing everything they find together.

the way that this person opens the fucking dorito bag SIDEWAYS with scissors and carefully places each chip with tongs as if they’re making real food is an affront to common decency and has to be stopped.

[reiko-hiai]

Public Middle School Home economics class A.K.A Cooking class.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you Lazy Nachos.

[lil-snips]

to those of you who actually read these:

i wrote another star wars fanfic. again, it’s pretty dark but i posted the first chapter on ao3 if you want to go read it:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17219399/chapters/40492133

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[reiko-hiai]

Hot Take

If Blizzard doesn't give Ashe and Annie Oakley skin I'm rioting.

[reiko-hiai]

A couple of months ago, North Carolina was hit by Hurricane Florence. While certain areas were almost underwater, I was lucky enough to get only a little flooding.

"But Chloe, what does that have to do with the adorable kitten in your picture?"

I'm glad you asked: This is Sebastian. My friends found him, crying and soaking wet during the worst part of the hurricane. Seeing as we live on a college campus, they weren't able to take him.

Let me tell about Sebastian when I first saw him: he was skin and bones and he was riding on my friend's shoulder like a parrot. This cat sat on my lap for a six hour session of Dungeons & Dragons. Needless to say I fell in love. Now almost 4 months later this little shit has taken over my life. He won't sleep unless he's using my arm as a pillow, is constantly getting in my face, and will wake me up in the middle of the night just to get kisses.

But he has also literally kept me sane, he's probably the best emotional support animal I could ever have, even when he's sitting on my computer and preventing me from finishing my 20 page research paper.

There's a point to this, I promise. Millions of stray kittens are born each year and as much as I would love to take every single one, I can't @snowwis97 would kill me. That leaves them out in the world where there are predators and where they are likely to die from preventable diseases. Please get your cats and your dogs fixed. As grateful as I am for this loveable little shit, I know he has siblings that aren't as lucky, siblings that are more than likely dead. Please don't let lives suffer needlessly.

Also, Cats are great and you should totally pick them up off the street.

Now enjoy more pictures of Sebastian. I fucking love him!

[jen-iii]

Did y’all really think I wouldn’t do a RWBY version of the KDA POPSTARS video???

[kingzarc]

feel free to tag as kin/Id/me

reblogs > likes

[aprillikesthings]

Evelynn: I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb rappers till I got a dumb rapper myself. I've only known Akali for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[kittykatninja321]

Hot take: Catra is just the cat girl version of Inuyasha

[reiko-hiai]

[warmsafflinas]

walk alone (read on ao3) 

pairing: Adora/Catra tags: Catra-centric, Character Study, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Memory Loss, Friends to Enemies, Pining, Non-Linear Narrative word count: 1047 summary: Catra wakes to silence.

preview: 

“You know,” she says, smiling, “maybe I’d stop finding you so easily if you stopped glowing so much.”

Adora’s mouth twists into a grimace, except it’s not her mouth, not her. Too tall, too muscular, with hair too long and flowing and a gold the same shade as the tiara resting sure at her crown.

Catra’s tail curls around her ankles.

“No surprise attack?”

“Nah.” She tilts her head to the side, considering. “Where’s the fun in that? You should know me better, Adora.”

[reiko-hiai]

A little ficlet written for @s-assy-girl and her amazing OCs

There was a sharp intake of breath as she realized what he had done. Yin stared at the young man in front of her, she couldn’t look at him and his stupid perfect face though, it hurt too much. Hina sat to the side, though there were no words, her eyes said it all, ‘I’m sorry.’ Golden eyes just stared back, focusing on the woman she viewed as family instead of the one who ripped her world out from under her. Yin couldn’t figure it out, where did she go wrong?

“I don’t get it…” Yin had never been known to sound meek and unsure, bossy and edgy yes, but not even her closest friends had ever heard her voice so insecure.

“Yin, it’s not you,” Hina tried to reach a hand but Yin slapped it away with a snarl, golden eyes narrowed in anger borderlining on hatred.

“You helped him! You knew what I planned! You knew how I felt and You! Still! Help Him!” Yin’s shoulders slumped forward and her voice softened, “We’re supposed to be a team, Hina. Why would you do it?”

Nilam winced, he couldn’t stand watching the woman he cared bear the responsibility for his decision, “ It just wasn’t meant to be Yin. It has nothing to do with you.”

 Yin shoot up, tears brimming in her eyes, “You never really loved me,” For the first time, she directed her words at Nilam, “did you?”

He didn’t get the chance to respond before she fled from the table scattering  the game across the table. Nilam stared at the wreckage of Yin’s rushed getaway and sighed, “ She really doesn’t take losing well.”  

[reiko-hiai]

Current mood:

Trying to explain what "The Big Gay" means but only being able to say, "Ya know, 'The Big Gay.'"

[lil-snips]

[reiko-hiai]

This is my friend and she is a wonderful creation and a gift to this Earth.

[craigzlist]

tbh no offence but im dating a rly cute person

[lil-snips]

reblog if you hate boob sweat