The Dusty Tome

Perpetually Cranky Dragon With A Side Of Memes

[only-cat-memes]

[smugladies]

dark urkel tribute

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[catsofyore]

Waiting politely. From a negative in my collection, no date/info.

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

[schakira]

okay... i can still see the folds on your wizard robe... iron it.

[the-quasar-hero]

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

[schakira]

no cause it's really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn't being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

[the-quasar-hero]

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

[schakira]

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

[the-quasar-hero]

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

[entguarde]

And I’m supposed to listen to you two when you both wear TRAFFIC CONE HATS?? Hate to tell you this buds, but I do think that the plastic hat kinda matches y’all’s plastic fashion taste and y’all’s plastic ass spells.

Yours truly, the wizard frog

[schakira]

DO NOT INTERRUPT US

[afrophunk]

You talk all this mess about wizard hats, and yet I don't ever see you wearing one 🤔

[the-quasar-hero]

FYM?

[afrophunk]

That's just a purple traffic cone

Ain't got no class

No drip

Just goofy-

[the-quasar-hero]

FYM?

[afrophunk]

GUCCI be selling $300 bathroom sandals

Still look goofy in that GUCCI

[the-quasar-hero]

Hmmm, yes counterpoint:

DIE

[iinamiz]

oh my fucking god 🤤 i love being a netherlings

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[apisashla]

ra, ra, Rasputin /

buy my secret penis cream

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[hereticpraetor]

i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok

[sourcreammachine]

spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now

[fedoraspooky]

It's that time again

[dateamonster]

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.

[godofthestupid]

cheeky first art of the year <(￣︶￣)>

[jubakoart]

Unholy Trinity _ MV illustration [Choose Me] / Cover Co.,Ltd

[frostyvenom]

Who's the baddest?(in a good way)

Zander Netherbrand

Affogato Cookie

Voting ended onApr 22

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[re-nyyght]

@evilwizard is this your side gig?

[evilwizard]

it’s inspirational

[evilwizard]

next big tumblr celebrity is gonna be a little green anime-style puffball named scruumch who only posts stuff like “oh im so throsty! oh won’t you fill up my sac with your God’s Delicoius Watoer?”

[reilata]

[jungwildeandfree]

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

[s-cullayy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

[datundit]

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

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[gravitilly]

LOL

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

No clue where I saved the image from, but I sure am feeling warned