total nonsense

at least there's a pool at rock bottom

[consecuences]

[thespeedycricket]

You see this when you enter Maine

[straightboyfriend]

I know you’re a lesbian n stuff but I’m a gay man n I figured it was worth a shot. I think you’re attractive and wanted to know if you would ever want to DM and maybe send each other pics?

are you trying to ask me if i want to sext you through the tumblr anonymous feature

[straightboyfriend]

[solreefs]

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

[curioscurio]

Visualize a Club for me please . Understandably this is already blowing your mind. Now imagine. It is only for Penguins.

[deaddolin]

hold up wheres the japanese knife guy wheres he been

[deaddolin]

my boy.. wheres my boy kiwami

[cornerfolks]

[iapislazuli]

Guys I’m going to be so bare naked ass honest with you we had a house fire tonight and I was standing in the kitchen with the flaming stove reading the Wikipedia page for fire

[huethemudluff]

(via @microwaiver)

[cannibalchicken]

[suigintou]

its important not only to take inspiration from good things but bad things as well. there are few driving forces more powerful than "this fucking sucks i could do it better"

[75orchids]

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

[mycoins]

not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their pepsis into their buckets of popcorn and eat the resulting mush, known as “pissy shitties” here in the good ol US of A

[okay-chr1s]

What the fuck is “pissy shitties”?

[mycoins]

pissy shitties is when you mix pepsi and popcorn to create a rich and smooth treat, excellent for enjoying a movie with friends

[chaos-has-arrived-deactivated20]

Woah woah woah… slow down there. Canadian joining the party. American’s clap at the end of movie trailers? Like every trailer? Or do you mean just the movie? And is “pissy shitties” an actual thing? How does it not leak onto your pants? Oh and sorr-eh for interrupting!

[75orchids]

Here in the USA, most theaters sell buckets meant specifically for pissy shitties, called piss buckets, which are usually around like $30 - $40. Some Americans like the feeling of leaky buckets on their jeans and consider it a part of the theater experience like post-credit brawls and sticky floors. I agree with the latter tbh.

[furrybubble]

The clapping is a normal show of respect and it occupies our hands so we don’t eat all our pissy shitties before the movie starts

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 21st of january, 2016.

[druun-deactivated20180630]

[mobileleprechaun]

Whoa, hey guys, welcome to my twisted mind.

[saddest-cat-hours]

[haunt-me-x3]

Me: reaches out to someone for help Me, beating myself with a pole: 🔪THIS🔪 IS 🔪NOT 🔪THEIR 🔪PROBLEM 🔪LEAVE 🔪THEM 🔪ALONE🔪 STOP 🔪DRAGGING 🔪OTHER 🔪PEOPLE 🔪DOWN 🔪WITH 🔪YOU🔪

[misa-nthropy]

Me to my friends despite doing the same thing: COME 💕 TO 💕 ME 💕 WITH 💕 YOUR 💕 PROBLEMS 💕 YOU 💕 ARE 💕 NOT 💕 A 💕 BURDEN 💕 I 💕 LOVE 💕 YOU💕

[adictaalatinta]

[flowergogh]

“Lol chill Hazel Grace, it’s a metaphor”

[bow-ties-are-cool98]

dude… he lit them… it ain’t the mestaphor

[volcainist]

im on the floor

[reinerbronze]

Me: *buys journal on Amazon*

Amazon: look at all these other journals you can buy

Me: but this one has 160 pages and i don't know what I'm even planning to do with it.

Amazon: But look, this one is a Canterbury journal.

Me: Canterbury, like the Canterbury Tale. Like Geoffrey Chaucer? I could be the next Chaucer. I could fill that entire journal with iambic pentameter. Maybe even using Middle English. I could totally do that.

Amazon: I don't think you can actually do that. Who even reads Middle English anymore?

Me: Shut up Amazon, I have to find a reference book for writing in Middle English. Either help me out or get out of my way.

Amazon: Actually, I think I have just the thing to help you with that.

[lunarsailor]

[koyukiazumanga]

these are the only four foods in the world

[billciphersundae-blog-deactivat]

A,,ssHole ._.