Dan’s Muscles
GM: What are you weapon’s made of?
Dan: Muscles, big and manly, not at all inadequate.
Erzu: you’re weapons are made of sexual insecurity.

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Dan’s Muscles
GM: What are you weapon’s made of?
Dan: Muscles, big and manly, not at all inadequate.
Erzu: you’re weapons are made of sexual insecurity.
What is he made of
Mads
DM: Ghost
"Bone to Pick” (The other group)
Not officially a 10ft Squares post, but definitely worth sharing.
Spoilers for book 6 of Rise of the Runelords.
Three intrepid heroes of sandpoint venture to an abandoned cabin near a mine. Quinn, the nearly fearless half-elf ranger and group leader.Lorelai, the stunning, but manipulative human maestro-blooded sorceress. And Snarvel Brunsquash, who’s as weird as his name sounds, Svirfneblin barbarian.
Said cabin is haunted by the spirits of mining dwarves who succumbed to insanity and cannibalism, the most nastiest of haunts, taking form of the skeleton of the adventure who stumbles upon it.
Snarvel is the lucky one to find the skeleton, of which he immediately picks up. The haunt begins and he is tormented by 10 hungry ghosts who deal half of his total HP.
Unfortunately, neither Quinn or Lorelai are aware of this taking place, and the ghostly damage leaves no marks on poor Snarvel.
A ghostly knocking brings them all to the same room. In which Snarvel attempts to sleight of hand one of the many bones he PICKED UP AND CARRIED OUT OF THE ROOM into Lorelai’s pocket.
The sorceress leaps away and greases the bones so the creepy little dark gnome will drop them....but an impressive reflex save allows him to retain hold.
GM: Soooo you’re still holding the haunt. *rolls 10 more attacks* Sorry man
Once again 10 ghost dwarves bite him and swirl around him while Quinn and Lorelai look on in horror.
Snarvel explodes, leaving only a crimson skeleton and goop behind.
Quinn: WELL! LORELAI LET’S GET OUT OF HERE
Lorelai: *hugging Quinn from behind and peeking around in horror* Teleport!
GM: Karzoug wins, good job guys, I’d feel bad but Snarvel brought this on himself.
@thenovicewordsmith it's zac with dark hair
“It’s not a proper roleplaying session without at least 2 Monty Python references…”
- Our DM (via outofcontextdnd)
Everyone’s D&D game ends up like this at some point.
Yes it does
Epic Fighters
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DM Intervention
DM: You guys are too lucky.
DM: Suddenly, A DRAGON.
At some point Rob will throw Baba Yaga at us for killing his mythic bosses
Final boss fight and Joe is grappling
Joe: “I’m the only one fighting the final boss and I am a backpack.”
Marrow in Reign of Winter.
Considering streaming the last book of Wrath of the Righteous.
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Curtains
Zac: Zerru goes in guns blazing, Curtains didn't ever hurt anyone before.
Chey: Sirius Black begs to differ
Please Enjoy this Culturally, Ethnically, Religiously and Politically Correct Cartoon Responsibly. Thank You.’
Michael Shaw (The New Yorker 2006)
People will somehow still find this offensive.
Je Suis Charlie!
Dustin Gives a Shit
*out of game*
Dustin: You don't know how much trouble I went through to get this call going while I'm on the shitter. I had to save a pic of my spell list to the dropbox.
Rob: turn your camera off at least man
Zac: and mute him
Dustin: geez I'm not grunting...yet..
Chey: you have to admire his dedication to the game
....
Rob: what is Vekk is doing?
Dustin: I don't know I can't see whats going on, and I cant roll... I'm almost done, I will just get back out there and roll.
Rob: Shit like the wind...Chey make sure you put this on tumblr.
Dustin: I did not sign off on all my poop adventures..just kidding, I don't give a shit.
Chey: apparently you do
Dustin: no pun intended
Detroit the Abyss
Zac: is there a pond, lake or fountain in town?
Rob: I'm sure there is
Ryan: are there pennies at the bottom?
Rob: no there are probably severed heads and babies, this is the abyss not detroit
Cause Serious Wounds
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Explosions
Murdoch: I kill him and walk out the door like a badass
Erebos: Vekk, make an explosion, murdoch just walked out all cool
Vekk: do you think she'll look at it?
Pantry times
Ryan: what's in the pantry, it has an open door and I want to see if they have pop tarts.
Rob: it has food
Ryan: then I'll eat something
Rob: pringles?
Ryan: yeah but original, the sour cream and onions are no good
Rob: they're all sour cream and chive, just wall to wall pringles