I.Ship.Everything

Your name is Neo and you are complete Homestuck trash.

[willow]

me: *loves you* me: *believes in you*

[ilovebrucewillis]

[blackandmildwithgod-deactivated]

where do you get Cheetos that big

[swaysclothingline-deactivated20]

that’s a chihuahua

[miacoda]

Those are carrots.

[thehealthywarrior]

this post is a mess.

[mockingkiss]

Visit Original Link

aka the song that’s better than your life

[cagesandboxesandgunsohmy]

WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS SONG THOUGH. ITS SO GOOD. AND EVERYONE AGREES. WHAT EVEN IS THIS SONG.

[victorious]

[laughhard]

How the current generation will be at age 85

[fhloring]

[proudvaginaowner-deactivated201]

Stand up by Donald Glover live from New York and speaking the damn harsh truth.

[dapenguinninja]

Speaking on male privilege

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

Rose Lalonde? More Like Rose Lamelonde, You Know I Have A Way Better Name For You…

*whispers* Rose Maryam.

[rosyravager]

Kanaya Maryam? More like Kanaya Mary-damn that was smooth

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

[dragonlibrarian]

Rose?  Marry ‘em.

[weloveshortvideos]

I tried making a vine about ‘uptown funk’ and my laptop froze and made this noise.

[relatively-canon]

Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.

Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.

Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.

Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?

[boulderccweddings-blog]

[schnephanie]

THIS IS SO HELPFUL FOR WHEN YOURE ORDERING CLOTHES ONLINE AND DONT KNOW HOW TO LOOK UP WHAT YOU WANT!!

[star-spangled-jackass]

OMG THIS HELPS SO MUCH WITH WRITING AS WELL 

[-ryan]

[reubydoomsday]

Nobody’s immune to breast cancer.

Best. Ever. Get that on your blogs. NOW.

[zenm0de-deactivated20180127]

putting this on my blog for reasons.

[mutantsandaliens-deactivated201]

Reblogging for similar reasons.

[moralstormtrooper-blog]

[This is fucking awesome.]

[bossuspain-deactivated20120124-]

OOC: Very good idea!!

[notdaredevil2-blog]

still my fav

[prismatic-bell]

OKAY LISTEN UP BECAUSE THERE IS SOMETHING SUPER IMPORTANT ABOUT THIS CAMPAIGN AND MOST OF YOU PROBABLY DON’T KNOW

It’s the inclusion of Storm. (Storm? Pretty sure that’s Storm.) And in a way where, yes, representation saves lives.

See, here’s a weird medical fact: black women are more likely to get breast cancer and nobody knows why. It’s a medical mystery. Now, I want you to do a fun exercise: tell me the last time you saw a breast cancer awareness campaign that included black women. Go on, I’ll wait. Speaking as someone active with the cause whose aunt is even more active with the cause, here’s my answer: In eight years of working for awareness across four states, I have never seen a single black woman in any breast cancer campaign. Ever.

Black women are also more likely to die of breast cancer because they’re less likely to catch it early. That’s not genetics, that’s math. The sooner you begin treatment, the better your prognosis. Black women are less likely to know how to do self-exams and because of the socioeconomic divide, less likely to see an OB/GYN annually. And they’re ignored by awareness campaigns.

Tell your black friends. And spread this like wildfire. Because they are more at risk than you are.

[ranchuppi]

look they switch

[ranchuppi]

that thing u just did was pretty illegal, probably. 

[ranchuppi]

thIS TOOK 4 HOURS???? you can totally tell i got lazy toward the end. bluh. 

[crybabyrobot]

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

[liwengwen]

good luck to everyone who has school soon and hasn’t even started their homework assigned to them during break

[alieninatrenchcoat-deactivated2]

Goof luck to everyone who has school