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To say that Eli was feeling a little overwhelmed right now would be the understatement of the century. The smuggler had leaned in again and now they were practically touching, his hand hovering less than an inch over Eliâs arm. And if that wasnât enough his voice was low, with an intimate hint to it, and if he was implying what the young officer thought he was implying when he talked about them spending time on his private ship - it was more than Eli had expected when heâd been assigned to the inspection.
Not that heâd never dated before, but Lando Calrissian was more sophisticated, more charming, and more experienced than anyone whoâd expressed interest in him in the past. And more importantly he was a hell of a lot closer. Close enough, and tall enough, that Eli had to tilt his head back a little to look at the smugglerâs eyes. Instead of his mouth. Which he had been staring at.Â
Some of the tension drained out of his body as he realized the smuggler was giving him an out in the form of a less charged topic. And if his voice was a little higher, and a little shakier, than normal he would just have to hope that Lando didnât feel like pointing it out. âYea! We- we were out there just a couple of weeks ago fixing them up. It wasnât our hardest fix, but they were a mess before we got to them so Iâm glad we got there when we did.â He grinned. âIâm glad someoneâs noticed at least. Feels like weâre spendinâ a lot of time out in the middle of nowhere for barely any thanks at all.â
âI can imagine. Being an Imperial must be a thankless enough job, especially when youâre in a position where only a few people even notice you. But, as it happens, you provided a very valuable service for me when you fixed those relay buoys.â Lando stepped away from the wall and gave a nod in the direction of the galley. âI was just about to put some caf on before you boys stopped me. Come on. If you guys are really going to go through every compartment, this is going to take a while. Let me make you a cup.âÂ
Without waiting for an answer, he headed down to the galley. As he walked, he couldnât help but smile at the situation. Just his luck that heâd be boarded by Imperials, but really, it was incredibly lucky that it was such a small ship. They couldnât possibly carry more than a dozen Stormtroopers, which meant even if they all came on board the Falcon, they had their work cut out for them. There wasnât much for them to find that was illegal â a bottle or two of wine that was contraband on a few planets, but none in this sector â because he was most decidedly between jobs, so this was going to be fruitless frustration for them. Fruitless frustration for the Empire, but hopefully fruitful fun for him â or, at the very least, the chance to make a real connection with an Imperial. He preferred not to bribe people whenever possible â it worked for some, but for most people who were halfway decent, a bribe would leave both of them feeling bad â but trying to form a friendship with an Imperial was usually about as rewarding as massaging a block of wood.Â
Usually.Â
Lando shooed a Stormtrooper away from the espresso machine and got to work making two delicious cups, just in case that sweet boy decided to follow him in here. Eli Vanto. Eli Vanto, whose laughter seemed genuine, who didnât quite seem to have his own confidence yet, who had sweet eyes and hadnât demanded a bribe or roughed him up yet â a remarkable Imperial, and one well-worth pursuing, for any number of reasons.Â
The galley smelled heavenly, and when he saw the trooper heâd shooed look over at the little white cup, Lando raised an eyebrow. âIf youâre allowed to take that helmet off, Iâll make one for you?â
âAh⊠thank you, sir, but I donât think Iâm allowed. Carry on.âÂ
âAlways do.â Lando smiled. What is Vanto even doing in the Empire? Nice people donât belong there.Â
âHappy ta help,â Eli said with a grin. âItâs what weâre meant ta be doinâ after all. Helpinâ people, that is. Otherwise whatâs the point in beinâ out here?â He was aware that as he started to relax his accent was beginning to get stronger, but for once he didnât mind. Lando wasnât exactly the type to judge someone for how they talked - unlike a good number of his fellow Imperials, with Thrawn being the obvious exception.Â
Theoretically he was on duty, and therefore shouldnât be taking a break with anyone, especially not the smuggler whose ship he was currently meant to be leading the inspection on. But Lando was friendly, and heâd been up late the previous night going over some documents for Thrawn, and most importantly there was no actual rule forbidding him from, say, leading the investigation from within Landoâs galley over a hot cup of well brewed caf. And technically talking with Lando counted as investigating. Sure, he was setting himself up for an awkward lecture once the Elapidâs resident annoyance ISB agent heard about it, however at the end of the day it wouldnât even qualify to go on his permanent record. If the man was in a bad mood he might report Eli to Thrawn, but Thrawn was as likely to dismiss it outright as he was to start asking awkward questions.
And so Eli followed Lando into the shipâs galley, which was as sleek, clean, and well-maintained as the rest of the Millennium Falcon. Unsure of where Lando wanted him, he hovered awkwardly behind him for a moment, before moving to place his datapad on the counter and lean against it. Heâd hear an alert if anyone needed to get in contact with him, and if he didnât then the freighter was small enough that theyâd be able to find him easily.
âTwo sugars and plenty of milk please,â he said, feeling a pang of sympathy for the stormtrooper as the smell of caf began to fill the galley. That smell alone was enough to make a little of the exhaustion seep out of his bones, although he still gratefully accepted the cup once Lando offered it to him and took a long sip as soon as he had thanked him.Â
For a moment he simply focused on the slightly unpleasant taste of caf, the far more pleasant alertness it filled him with, and the warm feeling of the cup in his hands; the main sound in the small room that of the stormtrooper opening and searching cupboards for contraband that, to Eliâs relief, he didnât seem to be finding. Then the manâs search of the galley was obviously finished, as he briskly left to check over more of the ship, leaving Eli alone with Lando again.
The polite thing to do at this point seemed to be making conversation, although Eli wasnât quite sure about what. He slowly set the half-empty cup on the counter next to his datapad as he tried to think of a safe topic. So what are you doing in this sector? was the start of an interrogation, not a conversation; and volunteering information about what he was doing in this sector was giving away military secrets. He doubted Lando cared about local Lysatran news, and he wasnât about to start boasting about his progress at slicing to someone he barely knew, especially not when a stormtrooper could walk in at any moment. Although, that did give him an idea.Â
âSo, I heard youâre a pretty impressive pilot.â It wasnât necessarily the deepest topic, but it was safe enough - Lando could volunteer and hold back any information he chose.













