Troubled Gay

Kayden, Legal, Daddy. I take commissions and requests, depending.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[amateur]

rt for 10 years of good luck

[remedialanger]

Here we are! I finally finished the painting! It took me about 11 hours and damn I could still do a lot of work but WOOF I’m happy!!

[remedialanger]

A small little WIP project I have going on with the darling baby named Gamzee! 

I’ve been doing very well on anatomy of faces so I thought I’d finally put my hand in the painting pot to try it out

It’s going very well from what I can tell but I need to move the edge of the face a bit as well as the chin so it’s not so flat

If you have any tips or critiques, lemme know! 

[trufflesmushroom]

On The Subject Of Venom’s Dick

Okay, like, I only have one opinion about Venom as a character and I believe in it with my whole entire being so I’m just going to say it.

Preface: So we are all on the same page about the Symbiote is in love with Eddie Brock, right?? And Eddie loves the Symbiote. They use the word ‘love’ in-text. It’s romantic and sexual and obsessive and fucked-up and mutually self-destructive and gross and heart-rending and real and 100% canon. They consider themselves married. This is basic-level Venom lore. Okay, we’re all in agreement, right? Good.

Remember that meme about how Venom isn’t drawn with a dick but since the Symbiote is more than just a full-body sleeve, and he’s got his own discrete systems and shit, he honestly should have a dick, right?? Re: that hypothetical dick… C’mon, it’s so simple. I dunno why no one else has ever said it. I dunno why no one else has ever thought it. It’s almost too obvious. I’ve known where that dick is my whole entire life. I thought everyone would know.

I said it back then, but only in the tags. I should have just gone all-out and said it outright. But I didn’t, and now there’s Venomfuckers everywhere and normies across the globe are freaking out about how 2018!movie!Symbiote makes out with 2018!movie!Eddie and nobody seems to like. Get it. And that’s driving me balls-out insane. So I’m just gonna say it.

The Symbiote’s dick is turned inside-out, rock-hard, lubed-up, and sheathed to the hilt inside of Eddie Brock’s red-hot puckered asshole 24/7/365, gently rocking into him at all times.

There. I said it. The world may not be ready for the truth but this is the hill I will die on. Venom is fucking himself every minute of every day. During fights. During chase scenes. Downtime. Mealtime. Bedtime. Anytime. Every single drawing of Venom ever drawn, they’re fucking. Eddie’s getting his ass lovingly plowed. He and the Symbiote are connected and entwined forever, one and the same. That’s why Venom’s dick isn’t visible. It’s just on the inside. And inside of Eddie Brock. And very, very busy.

My conviction regarding this issue cannot and will not be swayed. May all you normies and Venomfuckers alike weep at the glorious truth. You have the knowledge now. You’re free.

[gingerlicious69-deactivated2018]

God. I wish I was Eddie Brock now.

[that-twink-over-there]

This is so unbelievably cursed. My eyes were desecrated when I read this. This text is unholy

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[quinzelade]

I should have stopped at the title

[methotrex8]

If I had to read this, so do all of you.

[kaspercrow]

@redpotions

[rainbowwarrior4]

[remedialanger]

@knightofraguel

[remedialanger]

A human Eridan Ampora because I suck an I missed him very much. 

Took about 30 minutes?? Maybe more, Idk anymore

[lately-leo-blog]

cis person: so have you had,, ,, , the surgery?

me: u bet

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

clown (self diagnosed)

[karnalesbian]

AJAB (assigned jester at birth)

[mjalti]

Buffoon-passing privilege, rapscallion ancestry on my father’s side

[remedialanger]

@knightofraguel

[real-pcys-deactivated20190118]

hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

[real-pcys-deactivated20190118]

a classic example

daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it

mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too

[daeranilen]

a common variant

mom: well i’m having a really hard time right now and you know that i’m doing my best and that i didn’t mean to hurt you ergo you are in fact the asshole for asking me to consider your feelings and change my behavior during this hard hard time i’m having

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

“He’s not racist he just thinks it’s funny to say racist things to see people’s reactions!” Yeah that’s a racist

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

White ppl was really mad about this post

[mx-selfdestruct]

Wait, are you telling me that saying racist things is racist?

[0875433455578]

[sandflake]

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

[mymindcontinuestobecomeabstract]

THIS is the best post ever. 

[herokind-archive]

THIS.

[kitty]

[bulbiedorf]

Baby boomers: if we gay code all the cartoon villains the kids won’t want to be gay

Millennials: plot twist I’m gay for the villains now, your homophobia back fired and I’m extra gay for bad boys and goth witch ladies

[remedialanger]

@knightofraguel

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

one time i got mugged and that’s the day i realized there are just too many actually bad people in the world for any of us to be worried about furries. oh no they wanna be a wolf and date a lemur……. cool did they mug you? no? why are you concerned it’s not your business

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

like we could die any day. just get murdered. just get hit by a car. just fall out of bed the wrong way and you want to make ur stand against someone who dresses up as a large cat I just don’t have the energy to waste

[drafthearse]

listen binch. no one has an original style. no one pulls a unique style of art out of their ass. we get to where we are through observing others and being influenced by them and that’s how art works

[qsy-draws-a-lot]

[teathattast]

[rnelodyy]

i hate this op

[annadesu]

This post gave me an aneurysm

[killer-kid-konan-deactivated201]

I can make this worse

[deafhorsemoon]

YOU MADE IT WORSE

[teathattast]

You’re welcome

[adulthoodisokay]

i long for death

[characterlimit]

[fauxrested]