...that's my life, nothing is sacred...

Hi. I'm Allyson :)

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[theravenofwynter]

I would pet all of them

[wheel-of-fish]

[reluctantdad-deactivated2018052]

Sad Truth

[kerryrenaissance]

Scary truth.

[mydarlingturtledove]

Posh truth

[thetimesinbetween]

sporty truth

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[centralperksource]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Threat neutralized.

[jillianleedy]

[geekgirlintraining]

This is an important message.

[fassyanon]

You learn more from failures than from success.

So happy she said this and it’s still making the rounds.

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[micdotcom]

George W. Bush speaks out against Trump’s war with the media, travel ban and Islamophobia

[freifraufischer]

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[ewoksarecute-deactivated2024072]

But, why must you confront him?  Because, there is good in him. I’ve felt it. He won’t turn me over to the Emperor. I can save him. I can turn him back to the good side. I have to try.

[tshifty]

there is not a single logical argument against having stricter gun laws and I swear to god if yall bitch one more time about “it’s my second amendment right” ill scream bc that amendment was written before machine guns were even dreamed of so frankly if you wanna walk around with a fucking musket and gun powder then feel free but for fuck’s sake don’t pretend like the founding fathers were saying “yes jim I think you should walk around with a gun capable of killings hundreds of people in a few minutes that sounds fantastic”

[webofgoodnews]

Good stuff people have done.

[carouselshotgun]

my friend showed me this and i fucking DIED 

[fratboymattstone]

This man is not a “lone wolf”. He’s not a “misunderstood child”. He’s not “Someone lost and the system failed him”. He’s a fucking murderer. He’s a fucking terrorist. And the media needs to understand this.