“Do I look like I care for footwear? So why do humans keep pushing them on me? I doubt they make shoes for feet like mine regardless.”
“We could arrange something if you are interested. Modifying shoes... ah, silly of them for missing such a chance. This is the next step toward MODERNITY.”
“First, would you require them for to be a partial weapon? Your claws are dangerous but we could double the power. I can appease all your needs.”















