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Anyone following my story Little Shit and Big bad on A03, I have not abandoned it! Just in a slump and a lot of shit happening currently. Hopefully soon a new chapter will be posted!
JASKEL, obvs! 16 annnnnd verse? :3c
Alright, thank you! Your song is “I will Wait” by Mumford and sons, and I’m going to use these lines from verses 2 and 3
You forgave and I won’t forget
Now I’ll be bold as well as strong, and use my head alongside my heart
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“Geralt said what?”
Jaskier winced.
“Now I know it sounds harsh, but he was angry, and sad, and hurting, he was just-“
Eskel waved his hand abruptly and cut Jaskier off by talking. “Listen, yes he was upset, but it doesn’t give him any right to say those things to you. To treat you like that.”
Jaskier shuffled in his seat awkwardly. “I’ve already forgiven him, Eskel. Really, it’s fine.” He tried to sound as nonchalant as possible to ease him, but Eskel still seemed angry, his drink hitting the counter with a touch more force than necessary.
“The strong must protect the sweet,” Eskel muttered to himself. Jaskier stood as he did, putting a hand on Eskel’s chest to calm him down.
“It’s fine Eskel, he didn’t mean any of it.”
Eskel gingerly took Jaskier’s hand in his, bending slightly so they were at the same height. “I cannot let him go on without him knowing what I feel about his actions,” he said, leaving no room for argument. “You are the best thing in his life, in my-“ Eskel took a shuddering breath in. “He needs to understand that.” Was-
Was that a confession?
Jaskier was so taken back by it, that when Eskel stepped past, he didn’t stop him.
-
I know it’s very short, but this scene just really stuck in my head!!
Lost my glasses while trying to write! The horror!
Mini text addition to Little Shit and Big Bad!
My Work in progress on A03! Cover art for, Little Shit and Big Bad, a Text/Chapter story.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Teen Wolf (TV) Relationship: Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Peter Hale, Sheriff Stilinski, Derek Hale, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf) Chris Argent, Melissa McCall, Lydia Martin, Erica Reyes, Vernon Boyd, everyone lives nobody dies - no alpha pack arch, Allison Argent, no malia, text fic, some actual writing, Humor, Violence, Not really scott friendly in some parts, possible sex, Awesome Sheriff Stilinski, POV Alternating, Alternate Universe, more tags to be added later, I dislike Lydia with a passion sometimes, God’s to be, Werewolf Mates, Noah & Peter friendship, Peter is an amazing mate, Stiles Stilinski is a Little Shit, stiles is adorable, Clumsy as fuck Stiles,Hurt Stiles Stilinski, Emotional Hurt/Comfort Language:English Stats:Published:2020-03-12 Updated:2020-08-28 Words:47768 Chapters:39/? Comments:511 Kudos:570 Bookmarks:177 Hits:10728
j’adore la mer
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Aard
“Jaskier, down!”
Jaskier doesn’t think, doesn’t question, just drops to the leafy mulch covering the forest floor. He sees Geralt gesture with his left hand and a whoosh of air thunders over his head.
The shockwave slams into the huge, hideous arachnomorph that had been scuttling towards him, lifting the creature off its legs and sending it flying ten feet through the air. It hits a tree trunk with a sickening crunch and falls, twitching, to the ground.
He’s still in shock when Geralt comes over, picks him up and sets him on his feet.
“What was that?” he asks, heart pumping furiously.
“Giant spider,” Geralt says flatly.
“No, the -” he gestures by flapping his hand about. “- thing you did. Was that Witchery magic?”
Geralt scowls but indulges him anyway. “It’s not mage’s magic. It’s called a sign. That one was Aard.”
“Huh. Handy.”
Yrden
“Show me another of your signs.”
“They’re not party tricks, Jaskier.”
Jaskier pouts. “I have the natural curiosity of an artist, and it’s cruel to deny me the sustenance of knowledge.”
Geralt glares at him. “You want to see another sign? Fine.” He inscribes a round shape with his fingers and a line of purple light glows in a wide circle on the floor around Jaskier.
“Tingly!” Jaskier grins.
“Now stay right there.” With that, Geralt disappears off, silver blade in hand. Jaskier twiddles his thumbs, pretending he isn’t bothered by the muffled sounds of something inhuman shuffling around the old castle or the distant blood-curdling shrieks.
Out of the corner of his eye he’s sure he sees something pale and insubstantial flit through the air, but when he turns to look directly at it, it’s gone. Then there, again, more shapes moving in the dark corner of the room, then another by the window.
“Geralt?” he calls, determined not to let his fear show in his voice. “Um.”
One of the shapes draws closer, still wispy like smoke until it crosses the threshold of the purple circle and all at once solidifies into a twisted nightmare of a human skull, flesh tearing away from the bone in filthy chunks.
“Geralt!” he screams as the figure approaches him, all thoughts of bravery forgotten. “Geraaaaaaalt!” The figure is inching closer, bony hand outstretched to claw at Jaskier’s face.
As he thinks this is it, this is how I die, Geralt leaps from the darkness with blade in hand, slicing the wraith’s head clean off. Its body collapses and its head rolls to a stop in front of Jaskier’s horrified hands.
“You used me as bait? You absolute brute!”
Geralt shrugs one shoulder. “Worked, didn’t it?”
Igni
Jaskier shivers, looking morosely at the cold bath. They’d been trekking through the snow for days and every part of him was frozen from his nose to his toes.
He’d got through the freezing nights by promising himself a lovely warm bath when they finally reached an inn, but they arrived late and had been lucky to find accommodation at all.
He’d insisted Geralt take the bath first to have the benefit of the lukewarm water. He needed it more after the hunt. But by the time he was clean, the water was stone cold.
Jaskier braces himself. Needs must, though he dreads the idea of becoming even colder for the sake of getting clean.
As he contemplates the bath, Geralt slips up beside him. He looks him over, seems to make a decision, and waves one hand.
There’s an orange glow, and then the water is steaming and Jaskier can feel the heat radiating off it. He could honestly cry.
“How did you…” he looks at Geralt. “Never mind. Thank you, Geralt, really.”
Geralt grunts and goes back to cleaning his armor.
Axii
The pain is unlike anything he has experienced before. The gash in his leg is deep and ugly, but the tearing of the rent flesh pales in comparison to the agony of the arachas venom racing through his veins.
Every muscle in his body feels like it’s on fire, a blazing explosion of acid which leaves his lungs heaving for breath and his voice hoarse from crying out.
“It’ll be okay, Jaskier,” Geralt says, his voice clipped and tight. “We need to get you to a healer.”
Through his panic Jaskier catches sight of Geralt’s face, frowning deeply. He longs to wipe his sad expression away. But his body is wracked by another jolt of pain and he can’t stop screaming long enough to respond.
As his vision begins to swim and fade, he sees Geralt gesture with one hand and his mind goes suddenly, blissfully blank. The pain and the worry and all of his thoughts dissolve away, leaving him floating in empty space.
Feel no pain, Geralt’s voice echoes through his mind, and everything in him yearns to obey. Sleep.
The pain is gone. His eyes drift shut and darkness descends.
Quen
Jaskier barely has time to register the gang of bandits that appears on either side of the ravine they’re travelling through before a hail of arrows descends on them, sharp death incoming on the end of every shaft.
Geralt swears and moves faster than lightning, grabbing Jaskier and pulling him close, throwing one hand upward. A shimmering gold shield fizzes and pops into place around them both, the arrows bouncing harmlessly off it.
Jaskier looks up at Geralt with wide eyes, seeing him cast in a golden glow as the shield thrums around them. The bandits yell and growl, but within minutes they give up their assault and slink back into the forest in search of easier prey.
Geralt’s arm is still around Jaskier’s waist and their bodies are pressed together. Warmth blooms everywhere they touch.
“You okay?” Geralt asks, voice gentle.
Jaskier is breathing heavily, and it’s not due to the close call. “Yeah,” he breathes. “Thanks to you.”
Geralt’s face pinches and Jaskier can see the refutation forming, so he distracts Geralt by taking his chin in his hand. The golden shield holds, keeping the world at bay for a few precious moments.
“My hero,” he says, and means it.
“You don’t have to -” Geralt says, turning his face away, but Jaskier keeps a hold of his chin and turns it back.
“I know I don’t have to,” he says, sliding his hand around to cradle the back of Geralt’s neck. He leans in until there’s nothing more than a breath between their lips. “I want to.”
I’ll be riding shotgun
After an argument with a friend, Stiles drops off a group road trip and has to hitchhike home to Beacon Hills. When a rugged man in a classic convertible and a cowboy hat pulls up, he’s rescued at last. Stiles charms his way into Peter’s car and- after a couple of nights of cheap motels and dumb driving games- right into Peter’s heart.
They decide to take a detour and spend their summer on the road, returning just in time for Stiles to resume his studies in the fall.
Inspired by the @steterweek theme ‘Kicked Out of the Pack’.
IF THIS ISN’T STETER I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS. 100% that sounds like Stiles as our lovely anti-hero/grey hero and Peter as our emotionally stunted villain. Let the snark begin. I’d write it but ya know I’d have to have time and energy.
Geralt quibbling over how to properly show Jaskier that Geralt cares, and Ciri suggests that Geralt give Jaskier a “token of his affections”. And Geralt is like “like what?” and Ciri shrugs and is like “i don’t know. something significant?” and Geralt agonizes over it, stumped, until Yennefer takes pity on him and says “just give him something that reminds you of something he’s once said to you.” and Geralt’s like “oh, okay.”
So, he presents Jaskier with the gift. And it’s a shiny marble. A single marble. On a string. And Jaskier stares at it like… “it’s pretty?” And Geralt grumbles “it’s my marble.”
Jaskier’s like “I’m sorry. What?”
Geralt, frustrated with himself. “It’s MY marble.”
And Jaskier goes “…okay…so you’re giving me your marble?”
And Geralt huffs. “I just…I don’t want to lose anymore of my marbles.”
And Jaskier, not getting it, is like “…you’ve lost your marbles?”
“I have, in the past. So…I’m giving this one to you…for safekeeping…because you make me keep all my marbles.”
And then it CLICKS.
And Jaskier laughs.
“I get to have your last marble?”
Geralt, red in the face: “Yes.”
on ao3
All his life, Jaskier has only wanted to be enough. In forty years, he’s found a lot of people he can’t please no matter how hard he tries, but never any who are willing to try in return. He’s too loud, too annoying, too much. There are also a startling number of people who want him only as a placeholder - a bed warmer, an entertainer - before quickly ushering him from their lives once they’ve had their fill. As a child, it was devastating every time he was told to be quiet or to find someone else to talk to. As an adult, he thought he’d grown numb to disinterest or fleeting interest, but then he’d met Geralt.
With Geralt, he thought he had finally found someone who might keep him. Even if it wasn’t perfect, even if Jaskier still found himself longing for more, Geralt allowed him to stay. His jabs didn’t hurt the way others did and after some time they even started to sound fond coming from his Witcher. And he was truly happy for the first time in a long time.
But good things are not meant to last. Not at least, for Jaskier. And on the top of a mountain north of Barefield, Geralt had proved without a doubt that Jaskier wasn’t numb to heartbreak.
But that seems like a lifetime ago, now.
When their paths had crossed again, it was by complete accident. Jaskier had been in Oxenfurt over the winter to regroup after a difficult autumn and he’d headed back out into the wilderness late. It was a routine of sorts, setting out on the road after winter, and he’d followed the Pontar east, heading nowhere in particular. The last person he had been expecting to come across was his Witcher.
But there they both were; Geralt with his child surprise in tow and Jaskier with nothing but the lute on his back and a notebook overflowing with verse after verse of heartbreak. Ciri, at least, had been happy to see him, but it was plain to see Geralt didn’t share her enthusiasm. She is the reason for their (somewhat forced) reconciliation, not some change of heart or some grand apology; just a lost little girl clinging to whatever sense of normalcy she can find. And an unwilling father trying to give it to her.
Lucky for him, Jaskier is a familiar face to the young princess and Geralt had agreed when Ciri had asked for him to come along with them. And it’s not all bad; travelling with companions is much less lonely than travelling alone and he and Geralt have made things work between them, enough at least, for Ciri’s wellbeing.
But there’s a feeling Jaskier gets right before he’s ousted from someone’s life, a tingling sort of ache right in the pit of his stomach, and he’s been feeling that for months now.
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I like the idea of Geralt finding out more astonishing details about Jaskier's sex life:
"You slept with a bruxa and didn't get your dick cut off??"
"Hey, by the time I realized that she wasn't human, a nice mage came by to help me. She killed the bruxa and then I slept with her, which was much more pleasant".
"You fucked a mage??"
"You sound like you're surprised. By the way, when I was younger, not long before we met, I slept with a Witcher, too. I think he was from the school of the Wolf, like you. Short brown hair? A huge scar over his right eye? Kinda rude-"
"YOU FUCKED LAMBERT!???"
I love how I could see Geralt being kinda out up til finding out jaskier fucked Lambert. Then I picture him grabbing his sword and Jaskier grabbing at him yelling ,"you can't kill your brother for fucking me before we even MET, Geralt!!"
Now I’m just imagining Jaskier subverting Geralt’s limerick “lambert lambert what a prick” - and saying it in a way so that it sound’s like Jaskier is wistfully thinking of lambert’s prick. as in “what a great prick” and Geralt being SO ANGRY.
Can you imagine Geralt and Jaskier being together and Geralt brings Jaskier to Kaer Morhen for the winter. And they all sit at the table, Geralt glaring at Lambert. And then Lambert, because he's Lambert, suddenly asks Jaskier: "So who's better in bed, me or Geralt?"
And Jaskier eyes him for a moment before casually answering "Eskel" and Eskel spits out his stew
But is he wrong tho? The answer is no. ESKEL IS A SEX GOD PASS IT ON
Geralt: When did you have time to fuck Eskel??
Jaskier:... Remember the fight we had on the mountain? And didn't see each other for a year afterwards?
Geralt: So you decided to drown you sorrows by sleeping with a Witcher?
Jaskier: Not "a Witcher". I knew he was your brother.
Geralt:
Jaskier: That was payback, baby. We're even.
Geralt: *glares at Eskel*
Eskel: Hey, I didn't kNOW HE WAS YOUR BARD-
Jaskier: *pulling Geralt into a tight embrace*
Geralt: What's this?
Jaskier, voice muffled into his chest: Affection attack.
Geralt, half smiling: Affection? What did I do?
Jaskier: You were being cute.
Geralt, chuckling: How was I being cute?
Jaskier: By just standing there. Needed to hug you.
Geralt: You're having a lot of these attacks when I'm around.
Jaskier: You complaining?
Geralt: *hugging Jaskier tightly and kissing his forehead* No.
Scars
a/n: warning, a character getting slightly injured, leaving a scar.
***
It all happens in a blink of an eye.
One of the bandits swings a sword at Geralt, jumping at him from behind. The bandit is quick. But Jaskier is quicker. He jumps in between the blade and Geralt, pushing the Witcher away.
The blade slices through his face.
Geralt doesn't take long to finish off the rest of the bandits. And then he's immediately by Jaskier's side. The bard is kneeling on the ground, covering the right side of his face with both hands. Blood is flowing in rivers through his fingers. His eyes are screwed shut in pain.
"Fuck" is all Geralt manages to mumble, picking up Jaskier and running with him to the closest healer.
***
The wound is deep. But not dangerous. The blade cut through Jaskier's right cheek and upper lip, leaving his right eye slightly damaged, but his eyesight fine.
Geralt watches the huge scar stretching all over the side of Jaskier's face. Jaskier is asleep, thanks to the healer's painkilling potions.
"He got lucky" The healer comments. "One step forward and you probably wouldn't be here right now". He examines Jaskier's face again, cleaning his wounds.
"Probably going to leave a nasty scar, though".
***
Geralt feels his heart exploding in his chest, when Jaskier stares at his reflection for the first time after the injury.
There is a long moment of silence.
Jaskier stares at himself, tracing his fingertips across the scar. It's far from the worst that Geralt had seen in his life, but the healer was right. It was a huge scar.
Jaskier finally turns to look at Geralt. His expression is hard to read.
"Did he say it's gonna stay this way?"
Geralt gulps loudly. Not much point in lying.
"Yeah".
Jaskier remains silent for another minute. Finally, he picks up his things and starts walking towards the door.
"You're coming? I want to get to the next town before dark, not so keen about sleeping on the forest floor again".
Geralt stares at him. He can't understand Jaskier's reaction. He starts feeling guilty.
"Yeah" He mumbles, following Jaskier out.
***
Jaskier is beautiful.
Geralt always thought this way. But now he thinks about it most of the day.
The scar didn't seem to trouble his self love and confidence. Geralt stares as Jaskier walks beside him, plucking his lute absentmindedly, raising his head with a smile and letting the sun kiss his pale skin.
Geralt stares as Jaskier woos another woman at a tavern, telling her heroic tales about the scar he got. (And Geralt has to admit, it was heroic. Geralt reminds himself to thank Jaskier aloud for that everyday).
And Jaskier seems quite unbothered by the scar, which eases Geralt's feelings of guilt.
Almost.
Until that concert Jaskier plays at another court party.
The crowd loves him, as always. Women smile at him, their men looking annoyed by their sides. Jaskier is glowing by the time he finishes his last song.
Everybody cheers at him. But then comes that one nasty comment-
"Nice voice, but next time- consider putting a bag to cover your face". A couple of chuckles follow by.
Geralt immediately turns to look at Jaskier. The bard has frozen in place, his eyes wide, looking embarrassed and confused. He ignores the ugly comment, thanking the crowd again with a forced smile and slipping away from the hall.
Geralt notices the single tear running down his cheek as he walks out.
Fuck.
Geralt goes outside to find him. But not before punching the idiot who insulted Jaskier in the face.
***
Jaskier doesn't wander far, Geralt catches up with him in a couple of minutes.
Jaskier brushes tears away from his cheeks, forcing another smile, this time for Geralt. Geralt gives him a worried look as he stands there, completely silent.
"Thanks for finding me, dear. That's really sweet of you. You should go back to the party, really, I'm fine. Just some arsehole. I don't give a fuck what he says. I already accepted the fact that I'm not as handsome as I was... y'know, before. And that's okay".
Geralt clenches his fists and jaw.
Jaskier sighs, as he continues speaking. "Really, Geralt. Thank you. And no, for the hundredth time- it wasn't your fault. I'm okay. Really. Go back to the- Hmmphh"
Jaskier gets cut off by Geralt tangling his fingers in his hair and pulling him into a deep kiss. Jaskier remains with his eyes open for another moment before closing them and kissing back, placing his hands on Geralt's shoulders.
Geralt pulls away after a couple of minutes, staring into Jaskier's eyes.
"Handsome. Beautiful" He pecks Jaskier's lips between every word. "Hot. Gorgeous." He moves to place gentle kisses across Jaskier's scar. "Hero. My. Hero".
Jaskier's smile is radiant and Geralt can't resist but to kiss him again, harder.
Jaskier hums into the kiss. "Didn't know you thought my scar was sexy, Geralt".
Geralt chuckles lightly against his lips. "Let's go back to the room and I'll show you exactly how sexy I think it is".
He hugs Jaskier tightly. "Don't ever say those things about yourself again. Ever. I can't take my damn eyes off of you, been wanting to do this for so fucking long".
Jaskier hugs him back and Geralt feels the bard's heart beating loudly against his chest. Jaskier pulls away a bit, staring at Geralt. His cheeks are still tear stained, but his eyes are glowing and his smile is wide.
"Makes sense" He whispers. "I always thought scars look sexy on you. So it's probably gorgeous on me. Now, please take me back to our room. Or I swear, we're going to do it here".
Geralt laughs, wrapping an arm around Jaskier's middle and leading them towards the inn.
He can't stop staring at Jaskier all the way back.
And smiling.