Are you working towards your dreams
Omg no Iām not!!! But thank you for asking
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Not today Justin
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if i look back, i am lost
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izzy's playlists!
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Are you working towards your dreams
Omg no Iām not!!! But thank you for asking
Lol
wild artist crawling out of the void to bring geraskier soulmate au angst
i guess gettin rejected by your soulmate ends in some serious self-esteem issuesĀ ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
idk how to make webtoons but im working on it. lesson of the day is to make things smaller than i think they ought to be~
Today will be the unraveling. Jaskier can tell; Geralt walks side by side with Yennefer, their hands intertwined. She looks like she hates him, and he looks like he loves her, and theyāre a stupid perfect couple.Ā
Jaskier, dandelion, weedling. Heād chosen it himself, as a reminder to stand proud when hurt, keep his chin up when he was plucked and thrown asideā oh, how hilarious.Ā
How fucking hilarious. The patch of yellow burns on the inner side of Jaskierās elbow, flame-shaped mark glowing yellow, glowing green. Itās fading; not much longer now, not much longer. Yennefer throws her head back, laughs and his soulmark dulls further.
Thatās the thing with these accursed thingsā your soulmate takes too long to love you back? You lose your half of the soul, become hollow, and bitter. Itās not uncommon to drown, to die if the soulmark is lost; not having a soul turns people violent, inhuman, and rather death than hurt those that you love. Fantastic that Jaskierās following them up the blue mountains, plenty of cliffs to throw himself off of, he supposes.Ā
It burns. Do the soulless feel pain, he wonders. Does it burn or is he just going numb? Borch eyes him from beside him, something pitiful in his eyes as if he knows.
Geralt chose Yennefer. Destiny has always been a joke to him, and Jaskier thought that heād cared enough for his soul to keep from choosing herā but how could he compare? Sheās Yennefer; heās just Jaskier.
The sun shines in the sky, his doublet glows red, and his soulmark burns under it all.
Geralt presses a kiss to Yenneferās hand.Ā
What does it matter.
oh!!! šššššš
Incorrect Jaskier Quotes
Taako Taaco Edition - Part 1
Jaskier, after the mountain: Listen, I have an update from Jaskier Central. Iāve updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no oneĀ and nothing! Not a joke, I donāt trust you, witch, I donāt trust Geralt of Rivia, I donāt trust Borch whatever-his-name- nobody. I trust nobody.
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Jaskier, after bodyswapping with Yennefer: UGH, I canāt believe Iām so short, I hate this! Oh, by the way, I look amazing. Look at my hair and my cool puffy sleeves! I never really appreciated how beautiful I was when I was in my body and now that Iām this witch, this aberration, this woman the gods forgot, this living sin against aesthetics that is Yennefer of Vengerberg, I really appreciate me so much more.
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Jaskier: Who stops serving pancakes at 9am?! I had to get Cheetos! Medieval Cheetos!
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Ciri:Ā Hello, Jaskier! Did you get my letters? Jaskier:Ā Of course I did, Princess, I openedĀ all of them and readĀ them. Ciri:Ā Why did you say that that weird? Jaskier:Ā Nothing! I just, read them! All the words. Pictures? Were there pictu- no, just the words, I can tell from your face it was just words, no pictures. So, yes, I read allĀ of the letters.
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Geralt:Ā Just- just one thing. One smallĀ criticism- um, I think you mayĀ have forgotten to make it taste good. Jaskier, learning to cook:Ā I mean, thereās no accounting for taste. Itās more refined, itās sort of- you know what it is? Geralt:Ā But yuck- kind of yucky? Itās a little bit- Jaskier:Ā Continental- itās kind of, uhh⦠artisanal. Geralt:Ā Youāre kind of full of dogshit sometimes. Jaskier:Ā Thatās what it was, I forgot. I didĀ include dogshit.
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Jaskier, while threatening bandits:Ā Youāre really in trouble now, mister. I am going to call upon someone who inspires me every day to be a better bard and a better person. Heās my hero, really, and⦠youāre fucked. His name is Jaskier!
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Jaskier:Ā Geralt, I wanted to take this moment to tell you something. I- I stole Lambertās shoes. And that seems cruel now, in retrospect, but I did like them very much, and I stole them, and then I lied to you about stealing them in Kaedwen. I just wanted to let you know that Iām sorry for that. If youāre angry, I would like you to direct it at that gentleman over there. Yennefer:Ā Um, as long as weāre making confessions, I should also say: Geralt, I am currently wearing those shoes. Jaskier:Ā She is wearing the shoes. I gave her the shoes, Geralt, and she magicked them clean and in her size. I didnāt even steal them for me, I just stole them for kicks. Monster: *roars* Yennefer:Ā Could you give us a second, please? Weāre talking about shoes!
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Geralt:Ā Jaskier, I was trying to get out to get a message to you. I thought- I thought you were gone. I thought everything was gone. Jaskier:Ā Well, youāre not that far off. Uh, itās⦠but youāre right, there has been a terrible loss that you should know about. Jaskier:Ā *takes off a glamoured ring to reveal his aging* Jaskier:Ā So, I just wanted to be honest. Iām- I didnāt want to catfish you or anything. This is Jaskier today, um, I had a bad run in with the passage of time, and this is what I really look like. And I just wanted you to know that in case it changes anything for you, personally. I thought you should know, now. Geralt:Ā Jaskier, I⦠was crazy about you, before some weird djinn nearly killed you and we met Yen and all that stuff happened. I love you, Jaskier, and at this point, I think that everyone on the Continent is going to love you after hearing your music, and nothingās gonna change that. Jaskier, choked up: ⦠That was actually a test, your face is a corpse half the time.
whereās that oneĀ āpakigeā post bc like
AO3, Basic Logic, God, Everyone: You posted a chapter five minutes ago, and should get comments gradually over the next few hours! Me, .5 seconds after posting, sitting with my face pressed up against my AO3 inbox: commente
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...so like bmc amirite??
Do you have any long (50,000 words+) Witcher fics you'd recommend? I'm not fussy about pairings and I'm pretty new to the fandom so I'm not even sure where to start, but I've got a hankering for a nice long read
Hiya! I donāt read much fic that long but I have a handful of choice recs for you:
Lavender by vands88 Geralt/Jaskier, 85k. I rec this constantly because this fic is simply beautiful. Starts off with sexy smut but develops into something truly extraordinary.
An Incomplete Happiness and Stirring Dull Roots With Spring RainĀ by BlossomsintheMist Geralt/Jaskier, 22k & 65k. Lovingly detailed, soft, emotional series about Jaskier tending to Geralt after an injury.
Silver for Monsters by crimsonherbarium Lambert/Aiden, 108k. Great canon-style action fic set in the lead up to and during the events of The Witcher 3.
On the Path (it could have happened) by VerbanaGeralt/everyone, 68k. A fun, smutty series of Geralt seducing all the non-romanceable characters from The Witcher 3 you wished you could have hooked up with. (Rosa, Dandelion, and Hattori are my favourites.)
ooh boy! I donāt know if anon will see this reply ā but if you want some reading material that you can really sit down and just dig into for hours and hours, here are a few Iāve really enjoyed in this fandom so far:
Meet Death Sitting by @bomberqueen17 (Series, 253k)
Canon-era, the story of Geralt and Jaskier reuniting after Geralt collects Ciri, and how they navigate a dangerous war-torn landscape to safety. Also how they navigate the new relationship first between Geralt and Jaskier, then also between them and Yennefer. Also some bonus Eskel/Triss in The Ancient Sea.Ā
The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by @inexplicifics (Series, 212k)
Canon-era AU where Geralt sort of transitions from being a general do-gooder into accidentally conquering most of the Continent with his army of Witchers. Main pairing Geralt/Jaskier/Eskel but a lot of attention is put into some side pairings, including Lambert/A Nice Girl.
Once Upon a Munch byĀ JinxedAmbitionsĀ (Single fic, WIP, 103k)
Modern AU featuring Geralt and Jaskier meeting at a BDSM club and gradually getting entangled into a relationship. Geralt/Jaskier.
Piece Me Back Together, Dear HeartĀ (Series, 246k) andĀ If These Scars Could Speak (Series, 158k) both byĀ rawrkinjd
If youāre really looking for somethingĀ to keep you happy through a long plane ride, you canāt do better thanĀ rawrkinjd, who just keeps on putting out thousands and thousands of words of engrossing, emotionally heartfelt work.Ā āPiece Me Back Togetherā is a canon-era fic featuring Eskel and Jaskier becoming friends after Geralt (seemingly) dies, whileĀ āIf These Scars Could Speakā is a modern AU about the Witchers (combat veterans in this setting) struggling to readjust to civilian life. Both series are Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier and feature bonus Lambert/Aiden.
Where Thereās a Witcher (Series, 158k) and Only Human (Series, 128k) both by @ghostinthelibraryĀ
Some of the best adventure-and-romance combos Iāve found in the fandom. Both are modern AUs; in āWhere Thereās A Witcherā Geralt is still a Witcher, just in the modern era; in āOnly Humanā he is a superhero. Geralt/Jaskier.
Even Then (Youāll Still Be Mine) by @brighteyedjill - 87k
A personal favorite of mine. Canon-era; Geralt is forcibly kidnapped and stripped of his sight and memory. Jaskier and Yennefer rescue him and then have to try to win back his trust and his lost senses. Gets a bit dark at times, but Geralt never stops fighting and the others never stop trying to reach him. Geralt/Yennefer/Jaskier.
And of course, all of the recs byĀ @valdomarx are absolutely on point - Iād also recommend the āRumorsā series by vands88. I know Iāve read more, and could probably continue this post if requested ā but here you go, over a million words of delicious excellent Witcher fanfic, so have at it!
Yall I'm actually gonna cry I have classes and this glorious list crawls into my dash QAQ
Nonsensical origins of Jaskierās clothes:
He won them via law of surprise
He has an unlimited supply due to a djinn wish
He uses his inheritance solely on fashion
Heās fucking a tailor who gifts him with clothes
He found them abandoned on the side of the road and didnāt question it
Heās a shapeshifter but the only thing he changes is clothing
He buys them like a regular person
The law of surprise one though š it happens for like a seventh time and Geralt just looses his shit, āWHY COULDNT I GET ARMOUR THROUGH THE LAW OF SURPRISE! WHY DID I GET A KID?!ā Jaskierās lounging in the corner like āDonāt hate the player hate the game.ā
Destiny to Geralt: You are now a dad, congratsĀ
Destiny to Yennefer: You now have another person to love you. Deal with it
Destiny to Jaskier: What a funky little dude. Have some clothesĀ
accepted into my heart and soul as canon you gotta stan a destiny-backed fashionable bard
all witchers have a praise kink and thatās the tea
stealin yalls tags
MWAH @ your Fringilla fic idea that's a genius set of tags and you're incredibly powerful for having put it out there
I am SO HAPPY that someone is showing interest in this idea, I might actually turn this into a proper fanfic but here is the idea I am currently working with:
Kingdom Reverse AU
So Yennefer comes into the Ballroom, looking absolutely gorgeous and goes up to the King of AedirnĀ
And then Yennefer goes up to King Virfuril and asks him for a dance but there is one key difference: She introduces herself as simply Yennefer and not Yennefer of Vengerberg
The King politely accepts her request but keeps Fringilla on as his mage despite the fact that she is not Aedirnian, itās not like he has other options
and Yennefer angrily goes off to be the mage of Nilfgaard and let me tell you, she is NOT happy at the current state of affairs. She gathers an army and overthrows the Usurper and Emhyr tries to install himself on the throne but Yennefer is not having that and she ends up taking over Nilfgaard herself and becoming the empress
Emhyr would stay on as a close advisorĀ
remember, this is not a version of Yennefer who spent decades underfoot as a court mage, this is a young Yennefer who will do literally anything to prove her own worth and is full of this anger that she hasnāt learned how to control yet
Unlike Fringilla, who would rather be the shadow behind the throne, Yennefer craves for recognition and power and wouldnāt have any moral issues taking the throne for herself.Ā
Meanwhile, in Aedirn, Fringilla is extremely unhappy there. The King resents her and while she is one of the most powerful graduates of Ā Aretuza she ends up doing the same thing Yennefer originally did: helping murderers and rapists keep a throne they donāt deserve
However, unlike Yennefer, Fringilla doesnāt see a point in staying where she clearly isnāt wanted. One night, she simply lets an assassin slip through and sneaks out of the palace as the people decry the Queenās deathĀ
Fringilla has never sought out power but rather knowledge and she is impulsive but also courageous, so what she do with her extra time?
she goes adventuring, seeking out lost knowledge and tomes deep within Ā the hidden parts of the continent
Fringilla is one of the most powerful mages on the continent and Tissaia seeks her out just like she did to Yennefer to try and bring her back but Fringilla refuses, she is experimenting with magics may would consider forbidden and has a growing resentment towards the Brotherhood
Iām willing to bet that in this universe, Fringilla has met plenty of Witchers in her time, where monsters are there is often hidden knowledge and she definitely crosses paths with them on the path
meanwhile, Yennefer is focusing on building her empire in Nilfgaard. She works on dismantling the authoritarian regime and focusing instead on cooperative policies for the people, a lot of her policies are influenced by her own painful childhood so she works to alleviate the suffering of the people
Fringilla becomes known as a traveling mage, helpful when you are in a bind but also known for powerful and secretive magics. One day she is working on capturing a Djinn to study when the experiment grows out of control and she is saved by Geralt of RiviaĀ
Fringilla bonds with this Witcher and his traveling companion and ends up occasionally traveling with themĀ
Jaskier would enjoy the discussions on obscure magic and use them as inspiration, maybe trying to fight the propaganda of the Brotherhood along the wayĀ
Geralt would like the adventurous nature Fringilla has and he would respect a mage that broke from the brotherhoodĀ
Nilfgaard wouldnāt attack Cintra, but Emhyr would still hold an obsession with Cirilla, the Lioness of Cintra
He would gather a small militia to try and take her from the palace that ends up causing a coup in Cintra, leading to Calantheās death and Ciri going on the run from Emhyr
Ciri finds Geralt and he takes her to Kaer Morhen but they have to leave once the Winter is over and they find their way to Nilfgaard with the help of Fringilla and Jaskier
Over the past few decades, the country has become increasingly isolationist and refuses to partake in the land struggles many other Kingdoms do
Geralt and Ciri head to the palace, asking for sanctuary and thatās when they meet the Empress, YenneferĀ
With Fringillaās backing, Yennefer allows them to stayĀ
Fringilla and Yennefer have a long talk and in the end Yennefer says that going to Nilfgaard was a good decision in the end, and Fringilla jokes that Aedirn sucked anyways and they bond over their mutual dislike of the BrotherhoodĀ
As a cliffhanger for this little AU Yennefer then asks for Fringillaās help with a worrying prophecy sheās heard: The White Frost and she thinks it refers to CirillaĀ
Let me know what you think, is anyone interested in this enough for me to turn it into a fanfic? Do u want more headcanons about characters or specific ideas about this AU? Any pairings you think would work in this AU?Ā
yes!!! I adore this concept!!! Pls make a fic!! It'd be dope joy if there was side geraskier but I feel like it'd be more focused on yens empire take over conquests and fringillas avdentures?? Man this au really gonna make you think
I don't know what happened but y'all just randomly started reblogging some of my old and ugly Witcher doodles and I felt like giving you some new ones since I (hopefully) have made some progress lmao
So here's Herald and his bf Jasper sry I don't know their names
Game! + short haired!Geralt x netflix!Jaskier š
Ugh gotta love this combo ahdhfhdjsj?!!!! THEY SO PRETTY alsooo I had game geralt x Netflix jaskier stuff in my reading list but I lost them pls give me fic recs I need qwq
geralt breaking up with jaskier on the mountain, illustrated:
WHY
iāve finally found my drawing style
i drew a picture of your oc
i hope you dont mind that i put some of my headcanons in it
fucking how
WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING
excuse me, but can i join the fandom?
i saw that his right arm is slightly short compared to the left one so i added my headcanon for it
IT GOT BETTER
Hey iāmĀ new to the fandom but i love that headcanon so i added onto it by fixing them up!Ā
Plot twist: They built it themselves
Still my favorite post
this is great
This post never fails to make me smile, but it always makes me think. I know it started as a playful joke but look how people reacted! They joined on and added fanart. They were kind and respectful.
Now imagine this is someone (likely a kid) thats just starting to explore art! Imagine if we all reacted like this to their ā cringey ā ocs and wonky anatomy doodles!!! Do you know how happy and inspired they would be? I just wish more people built up young artists because if we keep criticizing them and telling them their art isnt good enough you know what thats going to do? Make them not want to create, be ashamed of what they do, and feel bad about liking things.
I would rather take 15-20 mins out of my life to sketch somebodys oc then take 2 seconds and post a hurtful comment
To all the young artists out there: KEEP DOING IT, FLOOD EVERY PLATFORM WITH YOUR FAVORITE OCS,DRAW YOU AND YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS, DRAW WHAT YOU WANT TO DRAW, WE ONLY HAVE SO MUCH TIME ON THIS EARTH I DONT WANT YOU TO WASTE IT ON WORRYING ABOUT NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH
this is so pure oml
THERES A FUNKING FANDOM-
This is too cute
HELPO YES I HAVE JOINED THE FANDOM
Man I love tumblr
This is so pure
Tumblr is dope wild I love all of yall
Gmorning, 11/16/18
this man i swear ahdhfhsjaja
Until the gif wizards finish the lord's work here are some shots (shitty quality 'cause netflix doesn't let me get screenshots)
I love all of them, but the sixth one is... š„°
Aaaaahh so pretty how can one man have so much pretty in him he's shfhdjja!!! ahdhfhdjsj also what is that second face HAHAHAHAHA so cute I have no words
I made this meme, and it describes me so well. . .lol
things to remember while drawing:
anatomy is great but dont stop because you cant get it perfect
not every picture has to be a masterpiece
try new things but remember its ok to draw things you like to draw
just because someone younger than you is ābetterā than you are does not mean you are untalentedĀ
everyone sees things differently
be proud of what you can do because nobody can do things the same way you can
Also!! The stuff people post online are often the things they're most proud of or some of their very best!! Everyone has weird trashy ew stuff that they keep hidden in their dungeon and anyone who says otherwise be mad lyin
jāadore la mer