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I repost stuff here so it dosen't fill up my main page make sure to check me out there too tho :> lazywriter-artist if you want something to be removed just ask!!!

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[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[malcontentonline]

Wanted to update my necrontyr designs so they have actual outfits I'm gonna try to keep consistent now :3

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[italiantea]

that's right, it's me, I'm on some fucking bullshit again

graveskeeper in powerpoint shapes for my beloved mutual @billwasnot

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[typewriter-worries]

this comic did the same thing

[heyhoneyfox]

When the author includes a happy ending and an unhappy ending

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[birddotbones]

I love the Mechanicus because it feels like they're supposed to be disconnected from humanity and entirely emotionless and yet in every book I read, they are the biggest, snarkiest dumbasses in the room

[kitto-paint]

I wish they were less in touch with their emotions

[annarcana]

the thing to understand is that the AdMech are essentially a parody of engineers

and real engineers are just actually like this

exactly the motherfuckers who get pissed off about something but are gonna channel their anger toward increasingly pedantic arguments while repeatedly asserting their "rationality"

they are an entire religion of office IT guys

[fullmoonguidance]

thank you for playing stupid games. unfortunately due to ongoing supply line issues, right now we can only give out normal prizes

[butchniqabi]

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

[koiagain]

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[moshroom]

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

[moshroom]

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

[moshroom]

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like