CHIEF

fight dirty / that's what he said / after 7 pints of beer and 30 cigarettes indie jim hopper of stranger things

[xotlacueponi]

reppohmij:

[he just keeps watching her wth a straight face, waiting for an answer] [is he joking? Is he serious? Best to just change the subject.]

[oh my god.] [here, the barkeep got you a whole pitcher of water] I know you’re drunk but how in God’s name did you become cheif of police.

[reppohmij-blog]

Funny story, actually. [clears his throat!] So I was in ‘Nam in the army, and then in New York, and I was a cop there, and then I moved back to Hawkins and I was about...a hundred? Time more qualified than the next guy? So, here I am. [taps his nose] Mr. Chief.

[xotlacueponi]

reppohmij:

You ever put champagne in your Coca Cola? [said with the straightest face ever]

I– [oh my god] I’m getting you water.

[reppohmij-blog]

[he just keeps watching her wth a straight face, waiting for an answer] [is he joking? Is he serious? Best to just change the subject.]

[xotlacueponi]

reppohmij:

[wiggles his fingers sarcastically like ooh look at you miss fancy] So what, you’re a beer connoisseur? I’ll have you know, this is the Champaign of beers.

[Mmmm really? This isn’t helping her take you more seriously.] I happen to hate champaign. [Well, that’s an exaggeration, but it’s not her favorite.]

And yes, I do consider myself to be one. [Cervecera de todo corazón.]

[reppohmij-blog]

What, what’re you doing hating Champagne? No one hates champagne…Do you mean you hate white wine? You might mean you hate white wine.

[xotlacueponi]

I enjoy white wine a bit, it’s champagne I can’t savor. [:\] Give me Coca Cola over champagne any day.

[reppohmij-blog]

You ever put champagne in your Coca Cola? [said with the straightest face ever]

[reppohmij-blog]

Like for a small starter or message to plot?

[fiinalgiirl]

@reppohmij

“Uh, yeah. Y’ever heard about not standing too close to the back of a horse? There’s a reason for that. You didn’t even let him know you were walking back there. They startle easy. Well, he does at least.”

[reppohmij-blog]

“Guess I missed that lesson at-“ he sat up with a groan, one step at a time, boy, don’t go standing just yet. “-cowboy school. So what, I can’t even walk behind one of these guys without landing flat on my ass?”

[reppohmij-blog]

@fiinalgiirl I’m very proud of you and ilu

[reppohmij-blog]

"Oh, I guess you weren't dead after all."

He came back to with a rattling gasp, eyes wide and searching. Oh good, he’s not dead, just coughing- just a lot of coughing. The fuck happened?

“Did I…did I just get kicked by a mule?”

[reppohmij-blog]

send me memes u cowards

[davidharboursource]

HQ stills of David Harbour as Jim Hopper in Stranger Things S2

[davidharboursource]

ProtectTheAntarctic.org

[davidharboursource]

@DavidKHarbour: http://www.ProtectTheAntarctic.org here’s a petition to create the largest protected area in the world. @Greenpeace has 1M sigs. let’s give them 1.8. 1.8 million. 1 for every proposed square km for the ‘guins. here’s me dancing with them, as promised. they don’t have netflix. @Greenpeace ?

[xotlacueponi]

reppohmij:

[wiggles his fingers sarcastically like ooh look at you miss fancy] So what, you’re a beer connoisseur? I’ll have you know, this is the Champaign of beers.

[Mmmm really? This isn’t helping her take you more seriously.] I happen to hate champaign. [Well, that’s an exaggeration, but it’s not her favorite.]

And yes, I do consider myself to be one. [Cervecera de todo corazón.]

[reppohmij-blog]

What, what’re you doing hating Champagne? No one hates champagne...Do you mean you hate white wine? You might mean you hate white wine.

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. that doesnt make me stupid. ill fucking kill you

[xotlacueponi]

reppohmij:

[god, you’re pretty] Fine. But that means you gotta drink the rest of that beef for me. Beef. […giggles] Beef. …—Beef. [beef]

[Ew, it’s American beer] I don’t drink piss. [Locally brewed or otherwise.] [Flags the barman,] Take this away please– [Far away]

[reppohmij-blog]

[wiggles his fingers sarcastically like ooh look at you miss fancy] So what, you’re a beer connoisseur? I’ll have you know, this is the Champaign of beers.

[xotlacueponi]

reppohmij:

Ow. [ow what?? wtf] I am a grown man, I don’t have to drink water if I don’t want to.

[She’s already pushing water on him] Here. [You’re a damn mess.] Drink.

[reppohmij-blog]

[god, you’re pretty] Fine. But that means you gotta drink the rest of that beef for me. Beef. [...giggles] Beef. ...—Beef. [beef]

[xotlacueponi]

reppohmij:

[hes trying to figure out if taking an off duty officer’s beer is illegal or not] [(it’s not)]

At least I’m not the one mooing all over the place… [the grown man equivalent of a pout follows, which in this case is just a deeply furrowed brow]

Stop that. [come on, now] You’re a grown man. Drink water.

[reppohmij-blog]

Ow. [ow what?? wtf] I am a grown man, I don’t have to drink water if I don’t want to.

[xotlacueponi]

reppohmij replied to your post “‘ this is all a moo point. yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion, it doesn’t…”

That, too, is a moo point.

[…Yeah, she’s taking his beer] You’ve had more than enough.

[reppohmij-blog]

[hes trying to figure out if taking an off duty officer’s beer is illegal or not] [(it’s not)]

At least I’m not the one mooing all over the place... [the grown man equivalent of a pout follows, which in this case is just a deeply furrowed brow]