[comfortabletextile]

So, I made a new blog, a COMPLETELY new blog, because it kinda annoys me to have comfortabletextile only a side blog.

@comfortabletextiles​

I will reblog everything from here to there

Have a cat picture in the meantime

[comfortabletextile]

So, I made a new blog, a COMPLETELY new blog, because it kinda annoys me to have comfortabletextile only a side blog.

@comfortabletextiles​

I will reblog everything from here to there

Have a cat picture in the meantime

[reptilejellyfish]

New blog

I made a new blog, if you want to follow it is @comfortabletextiles

see you there

[thetravelerwrites]

A Masterlist of Exophilia Creators

(Most Recent Update as of 5/27/20)

This is essentially a list of other creators’ masterlists, mostly so I can find them myself without having to dig. If you are a monster writer, artist, or blogger and didn’t see yourself listed, or there’s a blog that should be on my masterlist and isn’t, please don’t hesitate to send me a message and/or reblog and tag me. I want to include all of you.

I have a zero tolerance policy for non-con, incest, bestiality, and pedophilia, so please keep that in mind.

OkCryptid: The Multi-Creator Collaboration

@thetravelerwrites Masterlist

@momolady‘s ( @momosmonsters ) Masterlist

@monstersandmaw‘s ( @monstersandmawarchive ) Masterlist

@teradoration‘s Masterlist

@mintstermonsters‘s Masterlist (SFW)

@terato-romance‘s Masterlist

@sweetstrangeness‘s Masterlist

@howtobangyourmonster‘s Masterlist

@aelia-likes-monsters‘s Masterlist

@imovipositive‘s Masterlist

@zarcake-writes‘s Masterlist

@hufflesmonsters‘s Masterlist

@elizabethtarington‘s Masterlist

@lepis-the-snek‘s Masterlist

@teratophelia‘s Masterlist

@honeythistle‘s Masterlist

@monster-vault‘s Masterlist

@sugary-mistery‘s Masterlist

@penman-of-monsters’s Masterlist

@bloodsugardaddy‘s Masterlist

@featherednutcase‘s Masterlist

@edgymonsteruniverse‘s Masterlist

@cozycryptidcorner‘s Masterlist

@crazycat-88‘s Masterlist

@delldarling‘s Masterlist

@monster-bait‘s Masterlist

@geekinglikeabossgames’s Game Site

@mxnsterbabe‘s Masterlist

@weasleasley‘s Masterlist

Great Writers without Masterlist: @your-monster-romance, @pixieungerstories, @thetravelerwrites-sfw, @shekissesturians, @monsternewbie, @orc-lady-unabi, @bestiarybabes, @teratorequests, @ladyccr, @monsterboyfriendwritings, @monstrous-suggestion, @echoesoffantasy, @teratotypist, @monsters-significant-other, @baras-before-bros, @monstersmuch, @monstalove, @randomnightlord, @sultrysirens, @monsterkinkmeme​, @hoodoo12, @lumberingleviathan, @terato-is-life, @7h3hy8r1d, @themonsterpeddler

Amazing Exophilia Artists: @lurluu, @relay314, @celestialkiri, @ijessbest, @mikaosart, @gritpen, @bloodsugardaddy, @fdevitart, @koalamb, @leftski-art, @niuniente, @thefuzzycomic, @demonsanctuarycomic @niuart, @lady-dysnomia, @maunderfiend, sharks, @temixart, @temixartsfw, @artghst, @ghoulpetal, @snejkha, @meredithmcclaren, @skelletus, @charminglyantiquated, @kehleryn, @k-worsham-art, @takamatsu-kun, @trash-can-art, @terotica, @iingezo, @edarow, @oddacle, @abigaillarson, @undergroundwubwubmaster, @wt-art, @fangs-fangs-fangs, @monstertwix, @terateratophiliac, @creaturacarissime, @escendoll, @morticia-butler-art, @ilustrariane, @orcgirlart, @rofax, @kirmalight

Other Great Exophilia Appreciation Blogs: @dateamonter, @cocolovesorcs, @teratofreak, @yourheartmonstersden, @infinitemonsterlove, @crypticdatesuggestions, @monstermebaby, @advanced-teratophilia, @always-a-slut-for-dragons, @monsterboyfriendcatalogue, @monster-fuxker, @lesbian-monsters, @demon-under-your-bed, @nsfwren-reader, @sleepymonstrosities, @sleepynsfwmonstrosities, @maidenofmonsters, @fuck-yeah-monsters-and-villains, @frozen-monster-lover, @monster–boyfriend, @whenmonstersloves, @making-monsters-happy, @beastlykisses, @stagglr, @demonunderyourbedsworld, @monsters-and-music, @malelovingmonsters​​

[thetravelerwrites]

Updated list.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why are birds so cursed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

This post speaks to me in a way very few Tumblr posts do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

with baleful violence & disoriented aggression? 

[porterr-robinson]

[thatgirlwithadhd]

So much of managing your mental health is just…learning to parent yourself like you’re a toddler

Like, “Honey, it’s 10 pm and you’ve been up since four in the morning, no wonder you’re emotional. Plus all you’ve had to eat today was three chocolate truffles and a half a protein drink. Make yourself some scrambled eggs and peas, you can even put them in separate bowls so they don’t touch. Then go to bed. You can do more fun things tomorrow, but first you need to sleep. Okay?”

[monster-bait]

Exophilia Masterlist 😤

Exophilia Masterlist 😤

18+ Adults only! NSFW Content, mind the tags, read responsibly!

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Modern Orcs

Bronn & Leida — M Orc x F Human, NSFW (pegging kink)

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Girl’s Weekend — M Orc x F Elf / F Orc x F Elf, NSFW  (A Cambric Creek Story)

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6

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Ris Redemption — M Orc x F Elf, NSFW (a Girl’s Weekend oneshot)

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Marked — M Orc/Fae x F Elf, NSFW (a Girl’s Weekend ~ FAEbruary oneshot)

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The Trouble with Leprechauns, a Girl’s Weekend ficlet; Tate-centric, SFW (M Orc/Fae)

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Small Talk, a Girl’s Weekend ficlet; SFW

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Ye Olde King’s Road Orcs

Gelgrah & Lisette — M Orc x F Witch, NSFW

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Gelgrah & Lisette Revisit — M Orc x F Witch

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Beneath the Linden Trees — Tilianus & Aurelie ~ M Orc x F Human

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Tilianus & Aurelie Revisit — M Orc x F Human, NSFW

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Cambric Creek AU

Sweet Berries — M Mothman x F Human, NSFW 

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4

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Sweet Berries Revisit— M Mothman x F Human, NSFW

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The Mabon Feast — M Drider x F Witch, NSFW

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Quarantine: The Mabon Feast Revisit — M Drider x F Witch, NSFW

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Hexennacht — M Drider x F Witch, NSFW

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Pack Wars, Cambric Creek Wolf Pack, SFW (holiday fic)

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You are a Horrible Goose…and it’s Valentine’s Day, SFW (holiday fic)

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Morning Glory Milking Farm; M Minotaur x F Human, NSFW (milking kink)

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Morning Glory Milking Farm pt 2; M Minotaur x F Human, NSFW (milking kink)

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Morning Glory Milking Farm pt 3; Minotaur x F Human, NSFW (milking kink)

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Assorted fills & ongoing stories (will be updated accordingly)

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Genderbent Little Mermaid — M Deepsea Merman x F Human — Preview Chapters

part 1 / part 2

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Mermay 2020 — Kai & Arion, M Seahorse Merman x M Seahorse Merman, mostly SFW, mlm

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Labwork — F Human Lab Rat, Ungendered Alien Scientist, NSFW, noncon

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Labwork pt 2 — F Human Lab Rat, Ungendered Alien Scientist, NSFW, noncon

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Fionnghall, M Kelpie x F Human, NSFW

part 1 / part 2 / part 3

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Gruss vom Krampus — Krampus x F Reader, NSFW, dubcon

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Fae Realm

Pickup Lines — M Fae x F Human, SFW — FAEbruary prompt fill

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Phishing — FAEbruary prompt fill

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Monster Match

Gender Neutral Djinn x Gender Neutral Human, SFW, Monster Match for Cavvalier

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Arthur the Werebear; M Werebear x F Human, SFW, Monster Match for grievous-girl

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Alon the Sea Krait Naga; M Naga x F Human, SFW, Monster Match for lovelylittlenova

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Alon the Sea Krait Naga; M Naga x F Human, NSFW, Monster Match for atalantaroars

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Trapp the Werewolf; M Werewolf x F Human, SFW, Monster Match for call-me-clever-girl

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Baptiste the Rougarou; M Rougarou x F Human, SFW, Monster Match for kwat0

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Torben the Werebear; M Werebear x F Human, NSFW, Monster Match for monstersandmaw

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Bodi the Komodo Dragon Lizardman; M Lizardman x F Human, NSFW Monster Match for ivymemnoch

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Rónal the Selkie; M Selkie x M Human, SFW Monster Match for severedreamerbeard, mlm

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Penelope the Drider; F Drider x F Human, SFW Monster Match for tjada-sees-the-world, wlw

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Ellis the Minotaur; M Minotaur x F Human, SFW Monster Match for hina-chans-stuff

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Dallán the Bat; Blind Male Bat x F Human, NSFW Monster Match for redtailedkitsune

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Sebastien the Werecat; M Werecat x F Human, NSFW Monster Match for de-couleur

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Welcome to Azathé; Ungendered Shadow Creature x F Human, NSFW Monster Match for shadowy-dumbo-octopus

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Perrivar the Tiefling; M Tiefling x F Human, NSFW Monster Match for cullensbuttcheeks

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Tomo the Kappa; M Kappa x F Human, NSFW Monster Match for ur-favorite-pincushion

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Tau the Lionfish Merman; M Merman x F Human, NSFW Monster Match for anywaffle

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Fan Works

A Long Roll Down the Serpentine — ASOIAF San/San fanfic, SFW, for ladytp

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Quarantine Porn 2020 — ALL NSFW

The Monster in the Closet; F Human x M Closet Monster, NSFW

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Deep Space; F Human x Android, NSFW

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The Monster Under the Bed; F Plus Size Reader x M Monster, NSFW

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Dear Liza; F Mirror Ghost x Curvy F Reader, NSFW, wlw

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Roleplay; F Tiefling x F Human, NSFW, wlw roleplay kink

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[luminarai]

good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY

[paganfiberarts]

I offered to knit my friend who veils a lacy fancy veil for use during ritual cuz I have absolutely no self control and I like knitting lace but don’t NEED a million lacy items in my posession. I am scheming to make some impressive heirloom lace stole with beads and other extravagance because I despite my best friend telling me “control yourself, fiber gremlin” I can not, in fact, control myself.

[loopygifz]

[systlin]

Anyway this is a polyester hate blog

[the-dying-red-rose]

Red~ Wh- Wha- …. Whats wrong with polyester?

[systlin]

1. Feels bad on skin

2. Doesn’t fucking breathe

3. Doesn’t wick sweat so it stays all nice and clammy on your skin, giving you heat rash

4. Did I mention feels bad and weird on skin.

5. Like sandpaper I’m telling ya I hate it.

6. It’s plastic.

7. It’s literally plastic.

8. If you get near heat it will melt onto your skin and cause horrible burns. Natural fibers will not do this.

9. Whenever you wash it it releases plastic microparticles into the environment which are horrible for like, everything.

10. Like it feels so bad on my skin I hate it.

[systlin]

THANK YOU YES

[willowofthehearth]

This is also a polyester hate blog. 

And pleather.

[the-bear-woman]

The Australian Ballet is doing Alice in Wonderland again and on one hand I’ve seen it before, and on the other, their Queen of Hearts has my favourite costume in anything every

[the-bear-woman]

It’s just this and her court pushes her around the stage on wheels and every act it gets taller until she towers over everyone

[the-bear-woman]

Also in act 3 (I think) it swings open at the front and her husband is sitting inside reading a newspaper

[the-bear-woman]

I saw this again on Tuesday so here are some things I’d forgotten about:

This is the only Alice adaptation I’ve ever seen that doesn’t cut the caucus race

The mad hatter wears taps throughout and it’s so jarring and surprising it’s perfect

The executioner shadows almost everyone who dances with the Queen

Lewis Carroll is a character in the ballet and becomes the white rabbit who leads Alice into wonderland which is bad and wrong because Carroll is the dodo but does work very well

They started dropping rose petals from the ceiling onto the audience when Alice looked through the door to the garden and it was utterly magic

The Cheshire Cat is made of about 10 different puppets that dance around the stage

Which reminds me Alice is styled after Alice Liddell rather than the John Tenniel illustrations

I don’t think the king of hearts actually dances he just wanders around looking confused

[paraphernaliawagon]

here’s a video

[paraphernaliawagon]

more. (btw this is a parody/reference to the very famous “rose adagio” from sleeping beauty)

[paraphernaliawagon]

the Caterpillar is pretty neat too

(all of these videos are from the Royal Ballet’s productions in 2014 and 2017)

[tzikeh]

Y’all the Mad Hatter is Stephen McRae

AKA

SKIMBLESHANKS THE RAILWAY CAT

[seraphic-diaries]

13.4.20

Y’all know I only post original content on here unless I feel like it’s important to share. Take it in ✨

[everythingfox]

“Sheep discovers how to use a trampoline”

(via)

[thesadpilotclub-deactivated2025]

I just don’t understand where this concept of ‘fake geek girls’ came from. Like, AT ALL.

Cus when I look for fandom related stuff like 90% of the fan art and the fanfiction and the meta, zines, comics, etc. Like 90% of the shit that I’ve seen is created by women & girls.

And all that stuff take’s a lot of work and research and critical analysis and staring at reference photos for hours.

We are literally the most well versed and invested group in the fandom. So, like, What the fuck boys? You mad you can’t keep up?

[scifigrl47]

I saw an argument, and I can’t find it now, but it totally made sense, that there’s a gender split in fandom. Male fandom tends to be a curator fandom; male fandom collects, organizes, and memorizes facts and figures. Male fandom tends to be KEEPERS of the canon; the fandom places great weight on those who have the biggest collection, the deepest knowledge of obscure subjects, the first appearances, creators, character interactions.

Female fandom is creative. Females create fanart, cosplay, fanwritings. Female fandom ALTERS canon, for the simple reason that canon does not serve female fandom. In order for it to fit the ‘outsider’ (female, queer, POC), the canon must be attacked and rebuilt, and that takes creation.

“Male” fandom devalues this contribution to fandom, because it is not the ‘right’ kind of fandom. “Girls only cosplay for attention, they’re not REAL fans!” “Fanfiction is full of stupid Mary Sues, girls only do it so they can make out with the main character!” “I, a male artist, have done this pin-up work and can put it in my portfolio! You, a female artist, have drawn stupid fanart, and it’s not appropriate to use as a professional reference!”

In the mind of people who decry the ‘fake geek girl,’ this fandom is not as worthy. It damages, or in their mind, destroys the canon. What is the point of memorizing every possible romantic entanglement of heterosexual white Danny Rand if someone turns around and creates a fanwork depicting him as a bisexual female of Asian descent (thus subverting Rand’s creepy ‘white savior’ origins)? When Danny Rand becomes Dani Rand, their power is lessened. What is important to them ceases to be the focus of the discussion. Creation and curatorship can work in tandom, but typically, in fandom, they are on opposite poles.

This is not to say that there aren’t brilliant male cosplayers or smashing female trivia experts, this is to say that the need of the individual fan is met with opposing concepts: In order for me to find myself in comics, I need to make that space for myself, and that is a creative force. Het white cis males are more likely to do anything possible to defend and preserve the canon because the canon is built to cater to them.

[graceleewhitney]

This is genuinely the best post I have ever read.

[luminousfinn]

Comment bolded by me because effing important that’s why.

[littlemisstfp-deactivated202212]

Time to destroy the nerd patriarchy, who’s with me ma ladies and nonbinary homies!?

[i-gwarth]

You’re welcome

[thesporkidentity]

[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]

[continuants]

[pause for peep]