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I’m Eve or whatever really. Just your local chaotic evil Barbarian who can’t reach the bar to drink || They/Them ||

[scarysigns]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

[maximumsunshine]

They are also right about: honey, berries, napping all winter, and lack of pants. So really, bears are just living the best life possible.

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[duckdotcom]

they're adding mary magdalene to smash

[weaver-z]

Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.

[weaver-z]

LET GO!!!!!!

[ii-ebidashi-deactivated20231020]

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[memewhore]

[highlightedskye]

Two designs started near the end of last year finally cleaned up a bit, for @privategbs‘s d&d setting. They are both a race unique to that setting and feature as NPCs rather than player characters. The left belongs to me, named Toffi, and the right is theirs, named Muffin. Listing their names in the opposite order just seems…wrong. Also I’ve had enough of ruffles for another six years or so.

[privategbs]

I love them

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY 4/20 EVERYONE (CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL DUB YOU WONT REGRET IT)

[as-warm-as-choco]

Before the computing era, ILM was the master of oil matte painting, making audiences believe that some of the sets in the original Star Wars and Indiana Jones trilogy were real when they weren’t. They were the work of geniuses like Chris Evans, Michael Pangrazio, Frank Ordaz, Harrison Ellenshaw and Ralph McQuarrie ! Forever thank you, to their handmade art and the work of their colleagues, that made us dream of impossible worlds and fantastic places across Earth and the Universe.

There are more background paintings on this article, featuring comments by the masters/artists themselves ! 

Some of the following pieces were made by other artists 2:

[the-time-goddess-of-221b-deacti]

exCUSE ME?!?!!??!??! TheYRE PAINTINGS?!??!!?!

[starsintheskysandsontheshore]

SHUT UP I thought they were miniatures!!!!

[sodeartomyheart]

It’s too beautiful. I could cry.

[firey-rising-demon-deactivated2]

I love this because I’ll be watching a movie and think “how did they do that? Is that a building they built for this movie? Was it there beforehand? Is it cardboard or CGI? Is that actually some place on Earth that they’re filming?” And the answer to all of these now is “nope, that’s a painting”. I can’t believe some of the most iconic, familiar shots were paintings!

[ekjohnston]

They did them on shower doors. A bit because the size was right, but also because they could scrape the paint off and reuse the doors. (I fully screamed in a Lucasfilm hallway.) They have the ET one, thank god. And a lot of Hook, because it’s the last before they switched to painting on computer (which is…very similar in terms of SKILL and TIME, but much easier to store). They are my favourite things at Lucasfilm.

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[rhube]

Data is the supportive friend everyone needs.

[ironwoman359]

He’s the best character guys sorry I don’t make the rules

[angrywall]

[sparklyspock]

OH. MY GOD.

[argumate]

they got the enterprise stuck in there too??

[confusedbyinterface]

This is a clear violation of the Prime Directive

[luisonte]

One punch man

[c-u-r-s-e-d-i-m-a-g-e-s]

[catsdelightful-deactivated20240]

this is a boss fight but i don't know which one the boss is

[unown]

[semusepsu]

This is like the American version of that one British guy reacting to the tea

[cannedviennasnausage]

“just put the cow in there next time” “girl, you are oppressing that coffee”

[redwizardofgay]

“You’re gonna put that in your body?” broke me 

[thatsavagechild]

This is exactly what it’s like workin at Starbucks

[rairix]

JFC that drink has more sugar than most sodas.