Ur tacky & I hate u

[toothmuncher3000]

A podcast: *exists*

Blue Apron:

[originaldoll99]

why

[mxnrique]

LET HER SPEAK

[kscotter]

Please watch this whole thing

[kaijutegu]

My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.

[kaijutegu]

The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.

[amayabikuni]

He was very scared

[emmersdrawberry]

save him

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hey--friends]

That’s really cool that both of your parents are dogs

[antidevelopment]

He won.

[skoogers-deactivated20200909]

im happy for him

[emperorcammy]

He got sixth place actually

[antidevelopment]

[meloetta]

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

[bewbin]

did u lose again

[meloetta]

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

[bourtange]

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

[pukicho]

[kiyokospeaks]

The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us

[woppy42]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[retroactivebakeries]

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

don’t worry about it

[898-deactivated20210515]

[dokudamitea]

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

[the-memedaddy]

me_irl

[horsefriend]

decadance

[sophisti-cunted]

lil guy thinks he’s in lush

[daughterofdiaspora]

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

[umushingwe]

She just wanted you to clean the house