The creepy Girl next door

The blog where all my newest fandom obsessions go. Feel free to ask whatever you want. Horror contend, Resident Evil7, Detroid become human, NSFWtag: resismut

[residentevil-fandomhazard]

Sooooo i think i might come back from the dead?

The reason will absolutely shock you tho...

Im horny for monster people i shouldn't be horny for

[30-minute-memes]

Bruh

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nyctosaurid]

human instincts

ghost detection

no one here knows you but they all hate you

go pet that large predatory animal 

[azuretheshitposter]

hit person with cardboard tube

[strangled-mangoes]

Slap someone with overly long sleeves

[muffinworry]

Go upstairs on all fours

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Make weird noise to break awkward silence

[official-lucifers-child]

“cows” as you pass a field of cows

[timeofdeathnote]

the accuracy 😩

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[memewhore]

[jeaniefranklins]

I’ve been laughing at “you kick her body like the football?” for days.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Me, lightly nudging Mochi out of the way so I don’t drop a hot pan or something similarly dangerous on both of us: Kitty, Please.

Mochi: I   A M   S O C K   N O W.

[ballsballsbowls]

I HAD to know what Miette looked like and I was NOT disappointed

[x]

[twerpp]

The reads

[anxietyproblem]

[normal-horoscopes]

FURBIES WERE FIRST BRED FOR MEAT BUT ONCE INDUSTRIALIZATION HIT THEIR HIDES BECAME MUCH MORE VALUABLE

[normal-horoscopes]

YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO SLAUGHTER THEM FOR THE HIDES YOU CAN PEEL THEM LIKE ORANGES AND THE HIDE JUST GROWS BACK

[normal-horoscopes]

ALL AT ONCE

[normal-horoscopes]

LIKE AFTER A COUPLE DAYS YOULL BLINK AND THE FURBY WILL HAVE SKIN AGAIN

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Important lesson

[30-minute-memes]

Please say politely

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

[ratchetmessreturns]

[uncleromeo]

imagine what it would be like to have your lunch packed for you every day and never seeing fruit before.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[handsomedogs]

[banji-effect]

Glamour~

[ceasepool]

power