no one in my family appreciated my Very Bad Explanations of King Arthur’s Knights Of The Round Table
i can’t believe i forgot about this post
okay so here we go:
sir “i’m in love with the king’s wife and also i’m the adopted son of the woman who’s gonna put merlin into his not-death sleep”
sir “i actually know what i’m doing and everyone thinks i’m perfect”
sir “i may be brave but i’m also a bit of an upset dumbass. also i’m the son of the king’s half sister but not That One”
sirs “we’re that guy’s brothers and that’s about it sorry :/”
sir “i’m the nephew of some other king :)”
king/sir “i used to hate the king but now i like him i guess. also my son’s here”
sir “my father used to hate the king but now we like him i guess. also my father’s here”
sir “i could be this guy’s son. i could not be. either way i grew up in the forest and i’m arguably one of the best here”
sirs “we’re lancelot’s cousins”
sir “i’m lancelot’s brother”
sir “you aren’t special, i grew up in the forest too”
sir “i’m the only one to fucking survive”
sir “i’m the son of the king’s sister. and yes, it’s That Sister.”
