Badly Moonwalking The Rainbow Bridge To Hell

Hero :) He/they..?.so far

[transratsactivist]

me, when none of the uquiz options fit me and i have to choose a random option: this is horrible. i am going to get a skewed result in this quiz about what type of [insert inconsequential internet culture thing] i am

[megguiemcgarden]

[chamomillles]

let’s say hypothetically, you got a fast car…….and let’s say hypothetically for the sake of the debate……i want a ticket to anywhere

[inkskinned]

Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, "Well, you know me. I can't resist a gnome"

[romcommunist]

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

[brucebocchi]

[year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites]

why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

[cosmicam-amor-deactivated201410]

What?

[year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites]

[preyanimal-deactivated20220804]

uquiz test: what kind of herb are u ✨

uquiz results: You cannot connect with anyone, so you will always feel the stone of loneliness in the pit of your stomach. You were unloved as a child and that has ruined you forever. You will hurt until you die. o ur thyme btw

[cutecreepycryptids]

‪I am a:‬

‪⚪️man‬

‪⚪️woman‬

‪🔘 entity beyond your comprehension‬

‪ ‬

‪Seeking:‬

‪⚪️men‬

‪⚪️women‬

‪🔘 the ability to remove sentience ‬

[gondwana]

Drank a cold red bull in a hot shower and now my mana is fully charged

[gondwana]

I cast spell of put my clothes on

[wawawawawawawawa123-deactivated]

[onlinedaddy]

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

[realfriendly]

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok but the 90s were RIGHT about teal purple & pink. they executed that FLAWLESSLY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bisexual flag but make it neon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The notes are full of different gifs from the same x-files episode and I love that for ya’ll

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

[graceebooks]

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

[graceebooks]

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

[catgirlmoriarty]

sky high but it’s about being gay

[ronwilsonbusdriver]

[heyitskasagain-deactivated20200]

how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

[marissaai]

its the Grape

[koracs]

It's Dionysus

[ayy-junipei]

Why rats gotta have the little grabby hands? Give man a cheerio and he eats it like a bagel

[theaccursedrat-deactivated20250]

You complaining? You complaining about the little man and his bagel?