*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

oozey mess
Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
ojovivo
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
NASA
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if i look back, i am lost
occasionally subtle
Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
Sade Olutola
AnasAbdin
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@restingbitchplace
*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving
This tweet read me to filth
lets frollick like the chernobyl radioactive dogs Okay?
hundreds of radioactive puppies
hey, don't cry. hundreds of radioactive puppies, ok?
perish the thought, dude. *playfully pushes you by the shoulder* haha, like, cease these peculiarities. *becomes extremely violent and starts hitting you with heavy fists without provocation* disabuse that fucking notion
Be yourself so ppl looking for u can find u
when ur listening to ur fave music and u start rockin out
I have another cat named Chowder and we found him living in our house under a couch. He has the biggest head my vet had ever seen and his tongue is too big for his mouth.
biggest head
Ok you guys can have some more chowder pics
Chowder uses his own massive head as a pillow
black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting
no that's the evil chancellor
Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of everything being okay
Let’s be long with mama