Peas and Carrots

laying on an ethereal plate of chicken

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[hairbrushed]

love these freaks

[huyandere]

i love one piece so much

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[dogpuppy]

[weepingchoir]

Brits live in 3 Sadness Stroll and Americans live in 958571995720&5 Northeast E West

[cilantrhoes]

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

hi everyone, usa citizen by birth here. i'm in the driver's seat of my sports utility vehicle with something to say or perhaps something to eat

[tojustforart]

smh, the ship name isn't even Croggy.

Em, get in here and look. The Ship name isn't even Croggy.

[restinpieceofchicken]

smh it's not even Croggy,

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[flimflix]

[monsterlets]

[planefood]

Sign I saw in the city

[tojustforart]

[tojustforart]

It’s cross guild o’clock time

[strawberry-fairy-girl]

I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life

[setulose]

Hi. It's me, Trustfund Whitelady, here to tell you all about my queer-owned small business oddities shop. Check out our multiple products on offer such as: quartz bought in bulk from Amazon, $5 vinyl stickers of animals in cowboy hats, king cake plastic baby earrings, and up in our display case, a taxidermied bat we for sure don't have a permit for. Our brick and mortar store has no available parking or public restroom but it DOES smell so strongly of incense that you'll need to hose yourself down after exiting :) If you can't make it out to the shop, no worries! We'll be at the craft market next Saturday between the amigurumi mushrooms stall and the 3d printed fidget slugs stall

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man