just trying my best

my family calls me an introvert with no social skills but my friends call me fishy <3

[miwiheroes]

how me and oomfs look at you if u tag ur posts "anti will byers"

[the0mars0stars]

Just had a dream that “Julie and the Phantoms” had a season 2 and they addressed the painting

[sassycurse]

one of the best feelings tbh

[dyingsnail]

embrace the softness and have to courage to be flaccid

[satan-offical]

computa stomach cramps why

computa help

[tall]

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[aro-throughyourchest]

[girlballs-archive]

yknow i kind of forget sometimes that like. pregnancy is innately tied to sexual stuff. like "haha hey guess what. gets you pregnant" is actually kind of. a horny thing to say in fact.

[girlballs-archive]

LISTEN. it's really easy to forget that telling a tumblr mutual that you want to get them pregnant Actually Means cumming inside them. this is a common problem i'm sure

[girlballs-archive]

this captures it perfectly actually. i'm not busting inside i'm doing a fairy trick

[biglazebian]

[girlballs-archive]

hey. hey that's not what the post says.

[dragongirlbunny]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I don't think people who come from wattpad after the purge and now want ao3 to have its own official app understand that one of the main reasons behind the recent wattpad purge that drove them to ao3 was due to pressure from appstore demanding wattpad to be more strict and follow appstore's policy. wattpad complied in order for its app to be able to remain on appstore. thus the wattpad purge.

ao3 doesn't have an app because for it to have an app, appstore will have to approve it first. and if, hypothetically, ao3 needs appstore to approve it, it will also have to abide by appstore's pro-censorship stance and start banning dark and taboo fics, which is against its own core principle of being completely against censorship.

ao3 doesn't need an app. it works more than fine without an app. the reason ao3 can allow dark and taboo fics, the reason it can allow the most disgusting and shockingly vile fics, and be completely against censorship is because it doesn't need appstore's approval. it stands on its own as a non-profit organization with functioning site and a team of lawyers protecting its platform, its users, and every single fanwork on its platform.

everybody say thank you ao3

here's the list of things you need to know about ao3 if you're new to the platform

[loveridden1999]

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever

[unheardoracle]

Your dialogue is stiff because everyone is being too honest

Great dialogue can come from radical emotional honesty. But in most real conversations, people

dodge questions

answer indirectly

lie (badly)

change the subject

crack jokes to avoid serious answers

lie (convincingly)

say half of what they mean

tell the truth but get so anxious/angry/defensive others now think they're lying

If your dialogue feels unnatural, it might be because everyone is saying exactly what they think, or articulating their thoughts too well. Try letting characters hide things instead.

Subtext is where tension lives.

[wh33lby]

Mike stumbling upon injured Spiderman!Will and immediately recognizing him just by his breathing

[iwachansarm]

<33

[evergreeneverlasting]

ekko my guy the only innocent trying to save that fuckass tree

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[gooby-94]

i need dan and phil on royal court

[tragediegh]

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body