Memes at the Register

"If it doesn't ring up, it's free!"

[fuck-customers]

[talesfromacashier]

When customer hand you wet money

[fuck-customers]

So I’m a customer at a certain variety of “dollar” general store and there’s a pretty bad storm moving in quickly, and the power goes out. It comes back on immediately, but we have to wait for the system to boot. Customer decides she is too important for that and starts demanding that the cashier take her cash and scan her item (an all important bottle of b-12 gummies) later.

Obviously this is a ridiculous demand and the cashier is like “I literally cannot” and this woman proceeds to bitch and complain as loudly as possible. Now, I don’t work in retail any more, thank god, but I remember the feeling, and folks, I fucking LOST IT. I went right over the top of her rant and I was like “YOU KNOW WHAT, WE’RE ALL HAVING TO WAIT, WE ALL WANT TO GET HOME BEFORE THE RAIN, AND YOU ARE LITERALLY ASKING HER TO RISK BEING FIRED OVER YOUR STUPID B-12 GUMMIES, FUCKING SHUT UP.”

She was a bit taken aback, and attempted to tell me that it was none of my business, to which I replied, “You made it my business when you started acting the fool in front of everyone.”

She shut up and I felt amazing. So many times I have wanted to do that and now I finally can.

[retail-memes-blog]

i want to be you someday

[retail-memes-blog]

Me looking at the security cameras during rush hour

[retail-memes-blog]

Me: That’ll be $4.20

12 year old boy with his parents money and stupid 12 year old friend: *Snickers*

Me:

[talesfromyourlocalcashier]

I needed to hear this rant. The Chip is bullshit. I hate it. I Hate It, I HATE IT. I hate it as a customer, I hate it as a cashier, I hate it with every fiber of my being. (x)

[retail-memes-blog]

PLU Code of the Day: 4011

[retail-memes-blog]

Me: How are you today, ma’am?

Woman: Good, how are you?

Me: *Doesn’t even inhale yet*

Women: Here’s my rewards card, paper bags, and if you squish my bread I will kill you and everyone you love, thanks!

Me: