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[retainerfox]

INTRO POST PLEASE READ

THIS IS AN NSFW BLOG - i will post about mcsr rpf, and especially nsfw.

do not interact if you are a minor / ageless. i will block you. i will only interact / follow if you clearly state in your profile that you are an adult

do not reblog to a sfw blog

i do not take rpf seriously, this is for fun

additional info (interests) below

hi this blog is so i don’t subject my friends to my nsfwposting. specifically nsfwposting of doogile / silverr / soog

also i’m fairly new to mcsr so if i don’t know anything be nice to me :3c i’m always down to learn about any lore i’ve missed though !

[retainerfox]

also i dont know how gridlock works and at this point im too scared to ask

[retainerfox]

i dont even go here but rowl “i dont have hax chained to a radiator in my basement right now” okay

[retainerfox]

im so busy but im putting drunk doog fic somewhere in my to be written list i need it

[nosybirdnoises]

can someone get doogile drunk for me :((((((

[disabledslut]

thinking about doog talking about “the parasocial fans on tumblr” and @nosybirdnoises saying he jerks off about how much we thirst over him yeah heahh. yea. yeah he does. i need to write tbis

[disabledslut]

does he jerk off smugly imagining desperate fans begging to suck his cock? does he lay there all embarrassed imagining being held down and pampered? oh doogile please

[trickytulips]

i kept thinking about this all day .... oh so private doogile sprinkling information about himself, seeing everyone on tumblr pick up on them,, and at first he laughs seeing how desperate people are for him and he jerks off at the thought. then he wants to see how far he can push it and he starts speaking more about his brother, his family, his little habits just to see everyone go wild as he imagines everyone worshipping him and his dick ... hm

[disabledslut]

old hax photo dump because i need every picture of hax to be on this blog

[disabledslut]

DOOGILE NOISE COMPILATION :D

plus some clips :) should have a part 2 eventually… i have so many more noises….

[retainerfox]

doog has never been drunk and i am very normal about this information

[nosybirdnoises]

Things we learned about Doogile today:

he goes to the gym regularly (tries to do 3 days of cardio and 2 or 3 days of strength a week) (uses the gym in his apartment which kinda sucks but he doesn't wanna pay for a gym membership) (best is 17 pullups, can do 12-13 on an average day)

5'9'' and ~140 lbs (but everyone says he's shorter)

doesn't gamble and doesn't see the point/fun of it (everyone at the vegas lan was talking about how much money they lost)

doesn't do drugs; has had "very small amounts of alcohol, but not enough to get drunk"

used to do gymnastics (quit bc of covid) ("I could do the splits when I was like, 10 years old. but once you get past age like 13, and you're male... then it's kinda just cooked for you") (was max level for his age and probably top 10 in the country; won a national competition when he was 12 or 13) (got invited to a bootcamp thing in texas at the olympic training center at ~13)

also did diving briefly in high school (but was never as good at it as he was w gymnastics)

was born prematurely & a late bloomer (born in July; was meant to be September) ("I was a squeaker until I was like 14")

intermission: "Dude, all of the parasocial fans on tumblr are gonna love this stream. I'm just giving away all of my personal info right now" (he's right) (do you think he lurks here. do you think that's why he's so suddenly talkative? do you think he likes seeing us thirsting over him and devouring every little scrap of information he's willing to give? do you think he jerks off about it? ahem anyways)

he has very good hair genes & is not balding (he got his dad's hair, his brother got his mom's hair)

his mom is 5'7'' and his dad is 5'11''

his shoe size is "10 & 1/2, maybe 11, maybe 11 & 1/2. somewhere in that range", he has very arched feet, and his big toe is longer than his second toe

sleeps 50/50 on his back or right side

his earlobes are detached

he's not allergic to anything except for grass (he gets really itchy when he sits in it)

does not know his blood type (but honestly who does)

has had his wisdom teeth removed

drinks one cup of coffee a day; has very little sugar in his diet

"I was kinda goated at water bottle flipping. There was one time I broke my leg in gymnastics, and I had to sit out of P.E. for like 3 months, and the entire time I would just spam water bottle flips. I got so good at it, I got like 100 in a row or something"

has larger than average hands ("right alt isn't that big of a reach, idk why people make such a big deal out of that")

intermission 2: "Geklow, how tall are you? and what's your shoe size? aaand what's your vertical jump? and how much do you bench? and how many pullups can you do? and uh, how many days a week do you go to the gym and what's your split?" (shoutout geklow thank you for being nosy for us <33333333) (officially my second favorite doog mod) (jude is #1 ofc)

"you can ask me about my education, but I'm not too proud of my performance in college" (gpa tanked bc that's when he started speedrunning) (favorite class was "this one ??? science class" I cannot tell what he says here it's at 5:37:07 in the vod someone help please please please) (still won't say what he majored in... :/)

used to play piano (wants to get back into it & is planning on getting a keyboard soon) (started when he was 3) (won a local competition & got second in a national comp)

"wdym can I swim? of course I can swim. What kind of person can't swim?? ....nah I shouldn't be saying that tho" (feels bad for ppl whose parents didn't put them in swim lessons as a kid)

"top 5 favorite people? ....idk, I don't wanna go there right now. too personal" (oh, that's too personal? out of everything that's been said so far? that's too personal??? okay man)

3 minute yap of genuinely insane family lore:

(5 favorite people was "too personal" but THIS WASN'T???????)

his chipotle order: burrito - double chicken, white rice, black beans, mild salsa, sour cream, cheese, lettuce, & guac

has had Canes twice (once at PACE, once with his family) (said it was pretty good but very high in calories)

tried to bulk once (~2500 calories a day) but gave up

feels bad running anything higher than 9 mins of ads an hour on his streams

has never done a martial art

doesn't watch sports & never understood the appeal of watching a sport you don't play (watches gymnastics & diving at the olympics but that's it)

and then he left and got chipotle with his brother 👍

[mcytredacted]

no one let me get a job I would waste allllll my money gifting doogile subs just to hear the way he'd say my name. all shocked and shy and grateful. I'd send them mid-speedrun to distract him and see how he loses focus, pretends to get mad about it but ofc he can't stay upset for long. even when he loses the match, I'd just send more as an apology. maybe one sub per elo lost? that seems fair to me :) god I so badly wanna hear the way he'd go stunned quiet when I drop a crazy amount of money on him out of nowhere. he already gets all bashful when people give as little as 5 subs, how would he react to 50? 100? more?

there's a clip somewhere of him saying "I would do a lot for ten gifted". I wonder how far that stretches. he's done bridging for money before. could probably be convinced into more bedwars streams. could we push it to playing draftout or AA? Could he be bribed or guilt-tripped into getting a handcam or facecam set up? to open a PO box, even, so we can send him gifts as well as money? he's been talking about wanting a 600hz monitor for ages, well I could make that happen!

sighhhh... that's the real dream. to be rich enough to be a niche minecraft streamer's unofficial sugar daddy (gender neutral)

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[nosybirdnoises]

femboy potential

Geklow (in chat): doogile do you have a gf

Doog: nope

Geklow: damn same

Doog: dude, we always have each other

Geklow: thats what i was about to say i could be your girlfriend

Doog: Geklow, if in— if in five years we're both single, do you wanna get married?

Geklow: im down

Doog: I can— I can be a girl, if you want

Geklow: yeah that works better for me

Doog: I think I lowkey got femboy potential

[retainerfox]

why on earth is doog talking about being a girl for someone what is he saying ever

[openshulker]

i wanna contribute to the soogverse but i dont really know about anything

[openshulker]

if soog were minecraft speedrunners they would be silverrruns and doogile. has anyone considered this

[retainerfox]

doog is so cute like hes soooooo cute i need bad things to happen to him

[retainerfox]

i made this blog specifically to talk about doog in a collar . can someone put him in a collar

[retainerfox]

hello new blog!!! welcome to freakland!! there's a post explaining some things about being on this side of tumblr in order to keep everyone safe if you'd like to have a look, and if you ask around people will be more than willing to provide a list of ccs to block!! the important thing is to turn off visibility settings and not interact with main or ageless blogs, enjoy your stay!!

https://www.tumblr.com/jibbingjibberish/816269346724806656

haii !! i was actually going to make another post asking for basic etiquette tips (then i passed out after nri lol) so its really kind of you to have sent it to me already ^_^ i will peruse this thank you so much