[senatortedcruz]

I hate Elon musk so fucking much

[senatortedcruz]

Exactly!!!!!

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[frogmoss1]

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

[billyshakesqueer]

5 original posts remain

[sh4wtycore]

[woman-becomer]

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

[woman-becomer]

these tags make me so mad because you're right

[suigintou]

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?

[tolerateit]

2021 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2022 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2023 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2024 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2025 is the year I finally get my shit together

[bearie]

[so-pale-girl]

[foodffs]

I’ve waited for three months to reblog this

[99fish]

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

cool I always wanted the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[slimetony]

If you’ve tried to reach out to me in the last 7-8 years and I didn’t get back to you I’m medicated now and I’ll be reaching out to you shortly

[slimetony]

I can do this

[shepfax]

[orpheuslament]

guys did you know that um. please dont go. ill eat you whole. i love you so i love you so i love you so

[girlinyourphone]

and I don't want the world to see me cuz I don't think that they'd understand when everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am

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