None of this is wrong.
Peter Solarz
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One Nice Bug Per Day
trying on a metaphor
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Claire Keane
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap

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shark vs the universe
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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if i look back, i am lost
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None of this is wrong.
a discussion on sexual orientation
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy
youâve heard of the daddy kink, now get ready for
ghostbud:
church
Those random waves of depression are the ducking worst
Weâve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice.Â
- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)
- loaned us garden tools when we didnât have any
- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane
- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that heâd picked from his garden
- and tomorrow heâs coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.
Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.
Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I canât even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.
ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.
HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLESÂ âJUST IN CASE YOU DIDNâT HAVE ANYâ. IT WAS BARELY DARK.
BASTARDS - IâM GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY ARENâT I?
Skull in a salt lake
Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!
It looks like Iâm actually there
reblogging solely for the intense fucking quality of this gif
okay if you suffer from anxiety, or depression, or even insomnia, or you just feel shitty all the time, listen up you little shit because what iâm about to say might just help you like nobodyâs business
you see these motherfuckers right here? these crayons are like little sticks of wax joy that will never fail to help you in your time of need. these are your buddies right here. You donât meed a million crayons like me, I just happened to buy these the other day for another project and then loved them so much. any crayons will do.
{colored pencils work too, but you want some crayons because thatâs what works the best. donât ask me why, but you feel 3000% better coloring with crayons than you do with colored pencils or even markers. IT BRINGS BACK THE CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT}
tl;dr just get some crayons i donât even care what brand if you want to be a disgusting little shit go ahead and buy RoseArt you just need crayons.
okay, so itâs really simple. you just color. if you have a coloring book, awesome. if you donât, look up some stuff on google and print it. get stuff that makes you happy, like your favorite disney princess or cartoon character. just type in something like âlittle mermaid coloring pages" and youâre good to go
now, hereâs the best part. grab a crayon and just fucking go for it. donât even think about anything else, just focus on coloring the picture however you want it to be and donât stop until youâre completely satisfied with it. when youâre done with that one, color another one.Â
i promise, by the time youâve finished coloring to your heartâs content, youâll feel so much better. i have no idea why it happens, but coloring with crayons just lifts your stress away, even for a little bit. keep some blank coloring pages on hand and your box of crayons close to you for easy access should you really need it one day.Â
pro tip: when coloring, spill your crayons out
just take your time and spill all of them out from the box and then like run your hands over them and kinda mess the pile up because that shit is the most orgasmic feeling in the world i donât know why but it just is
okay, i hope this helps. and if anyone looks at you funny or says that youâre too old to color with crayons, donât get angry just pity them because they think that thereâs an age limit to happiness and they obviously donât remember how awesome it is to color so just offer them a crayon and if they donât take it, well, sucks to suck
bringing this back because itâs the only thing thatâs gotten me through this summer
Every âquirkyâ tumblr post
Do sexual act with me then do nonsexual act with me
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shove your cock in me and then take me to see the imax 3D screening of ratatouille
Would sell my soul for that watch and the suit in the second picture oh my fucking god
That "be yourself" shit don't work if you're an introvert đ
Gotta be a whole another person if I want to get a job or just trying to make friends.
Trust me
âBe yourself!â *hides at home with a book*
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and youâre the smart kid.
hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
Passing this good karma
I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.
I swear this is the best shit ever
I.. donât know how to feel âbout this.
He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.
And also steal your infants.
He didnât steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Donât make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.
I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.
It was not her baby to give.
David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.
Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king?Â
The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps youâre not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, theyâre tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.
Slamminâ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.