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transgenderization

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

thedigeridontt

maliketh

I only follow virgins..are you one?

wowwforever

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

boogerwookiesugarcookie

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

explorerrowan

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

orcboxer

pleatedjeans

coryy

who in the fucking world

sauceman-chorizo

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

we did it bro a portal cake joke in 2014 jesus didn’t die for this

zocchini37

we did it bro

a portal cake joke in 2024

jesus did die for this :)

mortimermcmirestinks

I’m like 90% sure that gif is from a Henry101UK music video, too, not the actual game Portal 2

lemonsweet

They're always eating everything

howtofuckyourkramer

MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong

WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink

boobyruby29

modern art exhibit titled "I bet you won't kill yourself" that is just a loaded gun on a podium in a museum

neurotypical-karen

Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

despazito

Everything I see from roblox dress to impress hits me like a freight train

despazito

aberrantkenosis

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in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns

abiak-deactivated20130929

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

insinuationviolation-deactivate

wtfdidyoulanadelsay-deactivated

i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

estellar4trash

himehonkai-deactivated20231110

So what I'm hearing is they are big 👀

entropia-lin

spiribia

i'm so sorry but live action mufasa death scene makes me laugh out loud. 'nooooo!!!'

aliaoftheknives

I must not cringe. Cringe is the mind-killer. Cringe is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my cringe. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. When the cringe has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.