[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[glamidols]

Patent leather polka dot platform shoes by Smerling Imports with miniature goldfish bowls inside the heels – 1973

[oganneb]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

Very good

[unclefather]

Almost TOO good

[retrorama17]

fools: a midnight snack

me: the meal between dinner and breakfast...Dark Lunch

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[dope-kulture]

[fulltimeplaya]

How could u not reblog this playa ass shit

[like-crazy-cakes]

[earthshaker1217]

Wholesome

[aheartofgold]

me: has 29 shows to catch up on, 43 books to read, a house to clean, dinner to cook, work to do

also me: guess it’s time to watch pride and prejudice (2005) dir. joe wright for the 600th time

[dumbasian-moved-deactivated2017]

why is bruno mars so weird about some girl opening her eyes while shes kissing him

ive been meaning to ask this question since 2010

[dumbasian-moved-deactivated2017]

this ask made me open my third eye

[pacificrim-archive]

why the fuck is doctor phil asking you this

[bibidebabideboo]

[phhat]

20 mins into petsmart and chill

[sluttis]

Bye

[disgustinganimals]

He’s just going to use you for your crickets, Debra.

[lukemagnus-deactivated20180125]

did y’all know lucy liu is directing an episode of luke cage?

my wig really flew

[mabellonghetti]

Dolly Parton red carpet looks from 1976 to 1980

[898-deactivated20210515]

I wonder how many strangers hate me bc of how someone else described me to them

[90s90s90s]

[flourescentbadolescent]

I hate Twitter

[putas666]

[littlegirlterror]

these are the only two human emotions