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Point Pleasant
Derek cocked his head first to the left, then to the right, but Stiles knew better than to ever compare him to a puppy. “It looks like a bad Marvel villain.” And he should know, Stiles had made him watch everything Marvel had ever produced.
Stiles’s mouth fell open, aghast with horror. “What? He’s terrifying as hell!”
“Why are the wings so veiny? And there’s holes in them? How is it supposed to fly with holes in the wings?”
Stiles patted the metallic statue as if to console it from Derek’s harsh words. “This is just a statue. The real thing doesn’t look like that.”
Derek rolled his eyes. “There is no real thing, Stiles. The Mothman is a legend.”
Stiles lowered his voice so only Derek’s super hearing would pick up his reply, “People might say the same thing about werewolves.”
Derek crossed his arms over his chest.
Stiles bounced around under the statue. “Come on! You said we could do whatever I wanted for my birthday. The big 2-5! This is what I want.”
“I told you we could come to this festival. I didn’t say I had to agree a giant flying moth guy was real.” Derek tried to sound put upon, but the corners of his mouth were threatening a smile. “I still can’t believe this town has a whole festival for an insect man.”
“Oh, it’s not just a festival. There’s a Mothman Museum and Research Center!” Stiles shoved his phone into Derek’s hand with the camera pulled up. “Now hurry and take a picture of me with this guy so we can go get some Mothman pancakes.”
Derek snapped the photo, the red eyes of the Mothman glinting in the sun. It reminded him of the eyes of an alpha.
As if he could read his mind, Stiles chirped in, “If he is real, I bet you could totally take him.”
Stiles threw an arm over his shoulder as Derek grumbled, “Of course I could take him.”
“He does have wings though,” Stiles pointed out, barely suppressing a laugh.
“If he’s so great, why don’t you go marry him instead,” Derek said, swatting Stiles’s ridiculous Mothman hat down over his eyes.
“No way! I’d much rather have you.” He yanked his hat back up and settled it on his head. “Now, Bigfoot. That’s a different story…”
Derek “accidentally” knocked Stiles’s face into the whipped cream of his pancakes, but Derek licking him clean was worth it. Werewolves were definitely better than any Mothman, Stiles decided.
He’ll make you kill everyone you love. It’s what he does.
Do you ship it?
Every time when I see intro from Teen Wolf I think Derek is baking when he’s angry…
And also
thats the only reason he’s still alive
Pretty much every single time we watch the credits for our episode rewatch, Will yells “SOURDOUGH” during Derek’s credit scene. He never tires of it.
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In this week’s episode, “Raving,” Scott — with the help of his friends and Dr. Deaton — tries to stop the Kanima from claiming its next victim at an upcoming rave. While most of the Argent crew plan to intercept and kill the Kanima, Victoria Argent makes a plan of her own, but she’s surprised at the outcome. Also, we’re joined by Paul Rea of the Teen Wolf Wiki as co-host for the episode, and we sit down with David Elson, stunt performer for Teen Wolf.
If you’d like to support the show, you can find us on Patreon at RTBH Podcast. There, our Wolfie Patrons will gain access to awesome exclusives, like early access to episodes, full-moon AMAs, the Beacon Hills Movie Club, where we watch and provide commentary for movies starring the amazing cast of Teen Wolf and featuring the work of our talented crew, as well as guest video interviews and a monthly watch party. So, head on over to Patreon.com/rtbhpodcast and join the pack!
December Full Moon AMA
In our December Full Moon AMA, we give our thoughts on the infamous Teen Wolf timeline and end up talking about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Like...a lot. If you want to listen, go to http://patreon.com/rtbhpodcast and become a Patron today. Get the Bite and join the Pack!
We’ve had some fans asking, and we are excited to finally be able to announce that we will be attending Howler Con @howlercon in 2022! We are so excited, and we hope to see you Wolfies there!
Tastes Like Failure
A cute little Halloween Malira fic from Will!
“Fierce, right?” Malia growled showing her fangs.
“What are you exactly?” Kira stared at her wife, dumbfounded by what she was looking at.
Malia’s shoulders dropped in disappointment. “I’m Kate.”
“Kate...who?”
“Argent! Duh.” She waved her hands across the jeans and leather jacket she wore.
“But what’s on your face?” Kira stepped closer for a better look. “Is that the house paint from the garage?”
“It’s spots! She’s a Nagual, right? And they have spots, so I…”
“Used house paint?”
“Paint’s paint. Who cares?”
Kira pulled back the collar of Malia’s shirt and peeked beneath. “Did you paint your entire body?”
“Well, yeah. Didn’t you?”
Kira stepped back. “No, I just did my face.” She smiled, accentuating the cute cat paint artfully applied to her face. “I’m a kitten.”
“I thought we were going to be scary.”
“I don’t remember agreeing to that.” Kira pulled out her phone and swiped to the group chat with the rest of the Pack. She thumbed past pics of everyone’s Halloween costumes. “I’m going to tell everyone we’re going to be a little late.”
“No! I want to terrify little kids and steal their candy.”
“Stiles will get plenty of candy for us.”
Malia crossed her arms, looking at the floor. “Won’t taste the same. It’ll taste like failure.”
#god #his fucking face #the way he closes his eyes #he knows he’s the awkward one #the one who really doesn’t belong #he’s well aware that his use will run out one day #that most of them are just relying on him for his strength as an alpha #and he tries so hard to have a purpose #to protect the town in any way he can #even though it’s not a good way #and it doesn’t work #he’s just desperate to belong #desperate to feel like he has a purpose #like people need him #that he won’t be forgotten when he dies #just like his whole family was
Friendly reminder that Gerard tells Derek he’s the “only piece that doesn’t fit,” and then Stiles makes Derek the King of his chessboard. The King is the most important piece. You must protect your King.
Listen to this episode from Return To Beacon Hills on Spotify. Hello, Wolfies, and Happy Halloween! As a spooky treat, please enjoy our Patreon-only commentary for The Wretched, an indie horror film directed by The Pierce Brothers and featuring the work of Teen Wolf's own Erik Porn. Enjoy!
Hello, Wolfies, and Happy Halloween! As a spooky treat, please enjoy our Patreon-only commentary for The Wretched, an indie horror film directed by The Pierce Brothers and featuring the work of Teen Wolf's own Erik Porn. Enjoy!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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This is the ‘THE’ Halloween content
Best scene. Needed more Halloween in Beacon Hills.
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In this week’s episode, “Abomination,” we revisit a pool-centric fan-favorite episode that finds Stiles and Derek floating in a precarious situation to escape the deadly lizard monster. Allison takes her grandfather to his first lacrosse game, and Scott becomes an unwitting participant in yet another awkward family dinner at the Argent home. Also, we have a wonderful talk with Christian Taylor, writer, and director for Teen Wolf.
If you’d like to support the show, you can find us on Patreon at RTBH Podcast. There, our Wolfy Patrons will gain access to awesome exclusives, like early access to episodes, full-moon AMAs, the Beacon Hills Movie Club, where we watch and provide commentary for movies starring the amazing cast of Teen Wolf and featuring the work of our talented crew, as well as guest video interviews and a monthly watch party. So, head on over to Patreon.com/rtbhpodcast and join the pack!
In next week’s episode, “Venomous,” Derek believes Lydia is the Kanima and the only way to stop her is to kill her. Scott and the pack won’t let this happen and must protect her at all costs. And we sit down with Daniel Flores, the costume supervisor for Teen Wolf, to talk about the clothing of teenage werewolves.
Follow Will (@willwritesgood) on Twitter and Instagram and Kalissa on Twitter (@kaliforniadawn) and Instagram (@insipidramblings). TIME CODES: Beta Section: 01:30 Alpha Section: 45:30
RTBH Quiz Questions!
Here are the 10 questions for our fan contest quiz:
1) What did Tyler and Dylan leave out in their apartment as a warning?
2) What do Kate and Will consider to be super important in the werewolf community?
3) What name did we give the janitor at Beacon Hills High School?
4) Where did Kate and Kalissa meet Will?
5) What Teen Wolf quote closes out every episode of the podcast?
6) What is the one prop from the show that Melissa Ponzio has that she believes no one else has?
7) What song was remixed for a Teen Wolf title sequence that was never aired?
8) What did Jeff change about Derek’s shifted appearance to make him look “more evil” than Scott?
9) What name did Russell and Jeff refer to Dylan O’Brien as during the casting process?
10) Jeff Davis and the network had a massive fight over one scene in the first season, and he “told them they could come to Atlanta to fire [him]” because he wasn’t cutting it. Which scene was it?
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We have an exciting fan contest going live this Friday (October 15th!) at 5 pm EST. The RTBH season one rewatch quiz! We will post 10 questions relating to episodes of the first season of Return to Beacon Hills. The first person to email us with the correct 10 answers will win! So, what do you win? A homemade coaster featuring a triskelion. These coasters were designed and made specifically for our podcast! We have a handful that we will be giving away throughout the next few months, so stay tuned! Also included, awesome Teen Wolf stickers and maybe a few other surprises ;P.
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One Missed Call
Derek’s in the shower when he misses the call. It’s rare that his phone actually rings, and it’s usually a telemarketer or the end of the world on the other end so it’s a pretty unpleasant experience either way.
He jumps out of the shower, shampoo still in his hair, and hurries to grab his cell off his nightstand, but it’s already finished ringing by the time he grabs it.
It’s an unknown number so Derek assumes it’s a scam warning him his car warranty is expiring. He waits to see if it calls back, but it doesn’t so he gets back in the shower.
It’s only when he’s ready to get into bed that he realizes there’s a four minute voicemail message on his phone. It feels too long to be a telemarketer so letting curiosity get the best of him, he hits play. Despite the number being unknown, he recognizes the voice immediately, even if it’s slurred by far too much alcohol.
“Yoooooooooo. Yo, Derek. It’s me. You know who me is, right? I dropped my phone in the toilet at this party, so my roommate is letting me borrow his. He’s a cool dude. Not like, you cool, no one else is that cool. Like, leather jackets should be banned for everyone else in the world but you. You should have a monopoly on them. Is monopoly the right word?”
Derek rolls his eyes, but he can’t help the small smile on his lips at the sound of Stiles’s inebriated voice. There’s a muffled sea of voices far in the background, making it seem likely that Stiles had just shut himself in a bedroom or bathroom at a party to call Derek. He was drunk, and he called Derek. It takes a moment for him to process that.
Derek tries not to read too much into it. He could have called everyone else in the world, including Deaton and Chris Argent, before resorting to him.
“You’re probably busy, like, eating Bambi or practicing your scowl in the mirror – it’s a good thing you’re a werewolf and not a vampire – and that’s why you’re not answering. I get it,” Stiles continues on the voicemail. “Sometimes I’ll be in my criminal justice class and catch myself wondering what you’re doing. Is that weird? It might be weird.”
It might be weird but sometimes Derek catches himself doing the same thing.
“I just hope you aren’t bleeding out somewhere because that would make me sad. Really sad. Please don’t be dying.” Stiles’s voice chokes up, apparently having worked himself up at just the thought of Derek dying. That was certainly a change from when they had first met. Not that Derek blamed him. Derek had been…off-putting, to say the least, in the beginning.
Stiles starts rambling about his classes and missing Beacon Hills, something Stiles never thought he would say when he finally got away from the constant near death experiences.
Derek’s heart aches, and he realizes how much he has missed Stiles and the rest of the pack. Sure, Scott was still around, and Malia, but it wasn’t the same as the whole group. Lydia and Stiles had both went off to bigger, better things. Even Peter, pest that he was, had left to travel. But Derek couldn’t leave. Not again. This was Hale territory, and he had made a vow to himself that he wouldn’t run any longer. There should always be a Hale in Beacon Hills.
Derek is drawn out of his thoughts by a particularly loud yawn from Stiles in the voicemail. “Okay, I think I’m gonna head out now. Don’t worry, my roommate is our group designated driver, and I’ll be safe.”
It goes quiet and Derek wonders for a moment if Stiles fell asleep/passed out right then and there, but then his voice returns, softer than before. “I wish you had answered. I had some things I wanted to say to you. Things I’m finally ready to say.” Stiles sighs. “I miss you, Der. I wish you were here. Especially to nurse me back to health tomorrow morning when I wake up with a massive hangover. I know you’d pretend to be all gruff about it, but I think you’d be secretly great at taking care of people. You’ve always taken care of us.”
The voicemail finally comes to an end.
Stiles is right. He wakes up with the worst hangover of his life, but it’s also the best day of his life when he opens his door to find Derek Hale, having driven all night, there with a greasy breakfast and big cup of coffee. He has very little recollection of what he said when he called Derek, but he owes a debt of gratitude to Jack Daniels.
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Trigger Warning: discussion of statutory rape
In this week’s episode, “Ice Pick,” Scott, Allison, Stiles, and Lydia have a group hang at a local ice rink. Derek makes two new Betas named Boyd and Erica, while Victoria begins to suspect that Allison is still seeing Scott. We also chat with John Gross, the visual effects supervisor for Teen Wolf, about his experience making the creatures of Beacon Hills come alive. If you’d like to support the show, you can find us on Patreon at RTBH Podcast. There, our Wolfy Patrons will gain access to awesome exclusives, like early access to episodes, full-moon AMAs, the Beacon Hills Movie Club, where we watch and provide commentary for movies starring the amazing cast of Teen Wolf and featuring the work of our talented crew, as well as guest video interviews and a monthly watch party. So head on over to Patreon.com/rtbhpodcast and join the pack!
In next week’s episode, “Abomination,” we revisit a pool-centric fan favorite episode that finds Stiles and Derek floating in a precarious situation to escape the deadly lizard monster. Allison takes her grandfather to his first lacrosse game, and Scott becomes an unwitting participant in yet another awkward family dinner at the Argent home. Also, we have a wonderful talk with Christian Taylor, writer and director for Teen Wolf.
Follow Will (@willwritesgood) on Twitter and Instagram and Kalissa on Twitter (@kaliforniadawn) and Instagram (@insipidramblings). TIME CODES: Beta Section: 01:51 Alpha Section: 1:02:54
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