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Context: my friend has not caught up with c4 and i’m doing my damnest to keep her from spoilers
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Me when I’m a lying lair:
Context: my friend has not caught up with c4 and i’m doing my damnest to keep her from spoilers
god bless hobby lobby’s lack of inventory tracking
https://archiveofourown.org/works/84833881
MY SECOND EVER WORK ON AO3!! SOUND THE BELLS!!
No but seriously, this was very fun to write. Its an Imodna Rapunzel/Tangled AU that started as an assignment in one of my courses and ended up as this. I'm actually pretty proud of it!
watching the ottawa v boston series be like
AND SOPHIE SHIRLEY JUST SCORED ANOTHER ONE HOLY SHIT ITS WORKING
watching the ottawa v boston series be like
After months of avoiding it, I finally read my first A/B/O fic.
Something has shifted in me. I’m obsessed. I don’t even know why I was avoiding it. I was so dumb. I see it now.
it’s a weird feeling when all of your friends from high school graduate the year after you.
i feel so jealous. and i don’t like it. especially being someone who struggles to maintain friendships without regularly seeing them irl.
they got an extra year with each other. they have new jokes. they’re all so close.
and here i am, sitting on the outside, waiting for them to notice me and remember that im here too.
i feel so childish and immature. i’m a fucking adult i should be over this. i don’t know it just. makes me sad.
Me because I got to witness a major historic event but it was a Good One for once
The knock-knock joke of a 5 year old:
Kid: Knock Knock!
Me: Who’s there?
Kid: Bunny.
Me: Bunny who?
Kid: Bunny has a wallet! But bunnies don’t use wallets, they hide eggs!! (followed by the loudest laughter you’ve ever heard)
Me: . . . Hahahah yes! You get it!
I have no idea what this joke is meant to be
Conversation I had w/ the 5yo I babysit today:
Kid: My leg hurts :(
Me: Oh no! Did something happen?
Kid: I don’t know, my leg just hurts for no reason
Me: Did you run around at recess at school?
Kid: No, I tried to fly!
Me: . . .
Me: What do you mean?
Kid: I climbed 3 steps up a ladder and jumped off of it over and over again!
Me: [name], thats why your legs hurt.
Kid: Oh.
Kid: I’m going to keep trying tomorrow!
Me: NO—
I love my job guys
zoey introducing mira and rumi to sneakernight by vanessa hudgens.
that’s it that’s the post
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Planning a D&D session right now, and am currently torn on how much I should try to traumatize my players, so let’s play a game!
How Evil Should I Be?
Incredibly Evil
Moderately Evil
As Kind As Possible, While Still Being Evil.
Thank you all for your service 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
If anyone cares about context (although I think having no context is half the fun)
- The party is traveling to confront the cult where one of the party members (we’ll call him A) grew up and escaped from.
- They are going to be captured at said cult, and prepared to be sacrifices for a ritual, led by A’s brother (who is evil), and his sister (who he thought was alive) is also one of the sacrifice.
- Unbeknownst to them, one of the other party members’ (we’ll call her B) sister (who is like 15) was ALSO recently taken by the cult, and is being prepared as a sacrifice
- The party members & B’s sister will have a few moments to interact in the cult’s prison before the actual ritual.
That’s the context. The dilemma is this (and I’m probably being a bit dramatic about how “evil” this is):
Should the prisoners have had their hair cut/shaved by the cult?
One of my favorite (and heart wrenching) tropes in media is when a character is taken prisoner and their hair is shaved. It feels like such a simple, yet effective way to display an immediate physical consequence that doesn’t go away quickly, even if they survive said imprisonment
It would be extra sad, I think, seeing as the sister is young and that gives me extra ability to pull on the heartstrings of my friends 😋
I’m not sure though because I don’t want to go too far, thus the poll
Planning a D&D session right now, and am currently torn on how much I should try to traumatize my players, so let’s play a game!
How Evil Should I Be?
Incredibly Evil
Moderately Evil
As Kind As Possible, While Still Being Evil.
Thank you all for your service 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
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