The little things are infinitely most important

Mainly Sherlock Holmes. Expect random bullshit here and there <3 he/xe/they 🏳️‍⚧️

[raclajo]

She's used to it

[pukicho]

Book tok is cool because they’ll get on camera and suggest you read the biggest pile of dog shit ever made for no good reason

[ilovefaintingvictorianmen]

this fanfic shit easy

[halloawhatisthis]

[the-bedheaded-league]

Holmemes pt. 53

Is Holmes gay? Is he aro/ace? Is he some secret third thing? Is he all of the above? Who knows, but we can all agree on one thing: that is not a heterosexual man.

[identittykrisis]

oh okay

[mandarintheactor]

Found this on Pinterest,

Still true.

[nuthin-gold-can-stay]

whats funny to me is that all the sherlock adaptations show sherlock as a creepy braggy intelligent cryptid watched by his exasperated friend watson while the truth in acd canon is. sherlock is a whimsical braggy intelligent cryptid watched by his enthralled and deeply proud friend watson. theres a difference there and it includes the world whimsical because goddamn fuck canon sherlock is WHIMSICAL

[dannyboy-o7]

Holmes and Watson are “partners in crime” but only because they are gay in the Victorian era, which is a crime. That and I guess also because they hit a man with a chair and like trespassing and all that but it’s mostly the gay thing.

[groundivy]

"average character is a little bit autistic" factoid actualy just statistical error. average character is neurotypical. Sherlock Holmes, who has over 10,000 adaptations and is autistic in every one of them, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[icantbotherwithusernames]

re: the empty house

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[jay-wasreblogging]

Pretty sure the bull pup Watson had mentioned at the start of the book which never showed up was given away because he couldn't afford to take care of one and understood he was mentally not in the right head space to have a pet but you know whatever its nothing to meyou know

[reversednix]

correct me if im wrong but wasn’t Watson’s bull pup killed later in SiS? He was the one the pills were tested on and it was done because he was just that old. not much better though 3:

[zsoszy]

‘Sharp Dressed Man’

[1ightly]

bro shut the fuck up im analyzing homoerotic subtext

[reversednix]

he, in fact, did not notice.

[reversednix]

If it’s one thing that I hate and love about this post is that I put absolutely ZERO thought OR effort into it, and yet it’s still generating likes. Its just something I found off of pinterest 💔

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[takineko]

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

[supercalifragilisticosteoporosis]

IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE

[dragonindigo245]

Dude I remember this post back when I didn’t even have Tumblr. This is great.

[hissingvirgil]

This legendary post… on MY dash? Dang.

[theeldritchbeesechurger]

I FOUND IT

[multiverse-of-misfits]

If it bites you and you get strange abilities……

Congratulations, you’re a superhero now.