Revizargy's Art Dimension!

|26|She/Her🏳️‍⚧️|Amazing Digital Artist|Creator of "Parasite Girls"

[revizargy]

Hello!

It's been a while. I think I'm going to return to posting art here again!

I have some spring cleaning to do first, though

[obscurevideogames]

Flower, Sun and Rain (Grasshopper Manufacture - DS - 2008/2009)

[tekkenfagtournament]

Nathan for You (S3E1)

[revizargy]

I have one single Mario Party related rule; Since Super Mario Party Jamboree allows you to select the CPUs as well rather than it being randomized, I make sure any game I play (whether alone or with friends) is a “Lil’ Guy Party”. Lil Guy Parties consist primarily of Mario Party’s smallest, roundest characters!

Honorable mentions include Monty Mole and Boo, of course! Happy Mario Day (March 10th)

[revizargy]

So I had this yearly tradition where I’d draw a bunch of Pokémon, but only with 30 seconds given to each to draw them. If it’s not obvious, Drawfee was a major inspiration for this idea!

Eventually I ended up with a full 100 Pokémon!

[parkchanwoohoo]

I cannot trust the artistic opinions of anybody who can't frankly admit that the vast majority of whatever's produced in their chosen medium (books, film, etc) is unsalvageable pigslop. But also that dogshit amateur art is critical for said medium. AND that pigslop and amateur dogshit is different

[parkchanwoohoo]

Publishing is largely a machine cranking out entire forests' worth of garbage not worth reading. AND your unedited, barely-coherent 500k word Super Smash Bros fanfiction is vital for the soul to flourish. There is no contradiction here

[revizargy]

One Wikipedia page I frequently revisit is “List of films considered the worst”, and in the time since I discovered it, I’ve seen more than half of the entries. In doing so, something I’ve noticed is that, comparatively, the indie productions made by scrappy auteurs with next to no technical skill are much more interesting than slop made by a major studio. Amateurs tend to make mistakes studios wouldn’t even think of. Major productions worth tens of millions of dollars, with executives and shareholders to please, and many talented skilled workers on hand are only allowed to reach a certain level of “bad”. Films like Batman and Robin or Cats are too expensive to, say, forget opening credits or film without capturing audio and using only two actors to re-dub every line (both being the case for Manos: The Hands of Fate). “Bad acting due to poor direction” has a distinctly different flavor from “bad acting due to a lack of skill or training”.

Point being, there is a humanity to amateur art that bad studio produced art can rarely ever meet

[revizargy]

Just how many stars will I need to hang around me to finally call it Heaven?✨

[revizargy]

“Chicken and Frog”, a brand new sitcom premiering June 32rd on CBS!

(Old Art Archive Entry: June 15th, 2024)

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My “Indie” Animation Blorbos! (I know Pim doesn’t count but whatever)

(Old Art Archive Entry: May 13th, 2024)

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Some Old Coworkers Of Mine!

(Old Art Archive Entry: March 22, 2024)

[revizargy]

God I fucking love losing career opportunities to computers!

(Old Art Archive Entry: February 20, 2024)

[revizargy]

Aldrea and Dak fighting against the Yeerks!

(Old Art Archive Entry: January 12th, 2024)

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Madoka and Homura!

(Old Art Archive Entry: November 20, 2023)

[revizargy]

Trouble makers! (I still miss Dead End: Paranormal Park…)

(Old Art Archive Entry: October 25, 2022)

[revizargy]

Sprig and Polly! I miss Amphibia, dude…

(Old Art Archive Entry: September 15, 2022)

[revizargy]

Why Do They Call It Oven When You Of In The Cold Food Of Out Hot Eat The Food?

(Old Art Archive Entry: April 30th, 2022)

[revizargy]

Orbulon, My Best Friend Orbulon!

(Old Art Archive Entry: January 21, 2022)

[despazito]

what do you mean the new jersey turnpike keeps going

[despazito]

i always thought it referred to a few lanes you take to exit NY

[revizargy]

As a Jerseyite myself, I can confirm the turnpike is an endless liminal stretch of road where time ceases to be and you may only enter but you can never leave. Many such cases of tourists getting trapped there for all eternity.