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@rexmonstrumtitanae
oh noooo there goes tokyo
Whoops I drew a bapbey
Listen, two different people have started writing fanfics about this hypothetical little shit within the last few days and I cant fuckign deal . Protect him at ALL COSTS.
Queen of the Monsters Clasification: Titanus Mosura Monarch Designation: Mothra
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Yes, Vee.
well, pleasure to meet you. might as well do a formal introduction, right?
i’m courier six, six for short. used to be a courier for the mojave express, now i guess i’m a political agitator making the region a safer and more prosperous place.
That sounds like a valuable position to hold, and an important one to defend from questionable individuals.
@rexmonstrumtitanae
Love you too, dad.
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You have two hands, don’t you? And so does your girlfriend.
…
um.
i mean.
i think i see what you’re saying godzilla but like.
it’s not that simple.
Why is it not?
if i were just… meaner.
would people want to try and make me mad on purpose less?
andmynameisadora
boy, do i know how that feels. other titans are bad at their own order, i’m guessing?
No, that’s not it. The Kaiju will do whatever they want regardless oof causalties that cannot fight back. They destroy my planet, if they aren’t kept under my boot, and if I have to, I will beat them up until they submit.
oh, uh. wow. i’m sorry. but.. you fighting that hard to save the world? i admire that.
I relentlessly defend my territory, and that territory just happens to have people that are allowed too live in it, if they don’t fuck with me. And if they are fucked with by titans, those titans are challenging me loudly and clearly, and I never back down.
if i were just... meaner.
would people want to try and make me mad on purpose less?
andmynameisadora
boy, do i know how that feels. other titans are bad at their own order, i’m guessing?
No, that’s not it. The Kaiju will do whatever they want regardless oof causalties that cannot fight back. They destroy my planet, if they aren’t kept under my boot, and if I have to, I will beat them up until they submit.
Please take a moment to genuinely compliment yourself.
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@cxsmictxy What now award winners?
The Darwin Award is an award given to folks who die, or otherwise lose their ability to reproduce, in particularly dense ways.
Like trying to spear the King of Monsters.
I wasn’t aware there was a prize for spectacularly stupid humans now.
Unfortunately, there is. I guess schadenfreude is a universal thing, even when it involves death.
Humans are weird.
I can only agree on that last part. At least there are a few that deserve my tolerance.
@cxsmictxy What now award winners?
The Darwin Award is an award given to folks who die, or otherwise lose their ability to reproduce, in particularly dense ways.
Like trying to spear the King of Monsters.
I wasn’t aware there was a prize for spectacularly stupid humans now.
Lan nyugen on ig
monsters have a king? … woah. well, i hope you’re a benevolent one.
Where I’m from they do. The titans don’t muck up if I’m there to keep them in line.
wow. wow that’s… very cool.
It’s a job someone has to do.
@cxsmictxy What now award winners?
monsters have a king? … woah. well, i hope you’re a benevolent one.
Where I’m from they do. The titans don’t muck up if I’m there to keep them in line.
Some fisherboat tried to spear me.
That boat is no more.