Charlynch is (still) eternal

Becky Lynch Merch hoarding dragon. CM Punk apologist. Three racoons in a trenchcoat full of 90s and 00s cartoon quotes. Midwestern fuck. Occasional writer. Unmitigated queer disaster. Trans. He/Him.

[rheasbrvtality]

“ we’re dating again, we’re seeing how this works out. ” this is too cute im so happy to see that they’re being friendly again

[punksrhea]

AJ LEE & BECKY LYNCH WWE RAW, February 9th, 2026

[drchucktingle]

Josh is feeling impatient, but with good reason. Soup weather is right around the corner, and as summer transitions into fall Josh can’t help but dream about all the delicious bowls in his future.

Unfortunately, this forward focus starts taking a toll on Josh’s present. He’s distant and irritable, unable to enjoy a night on the town with a friend until he receives a very important piece of advice: sometimes gratitude for the moment is the best way to bring about the future.

Suddenly, soup weather has arrived, and when Josh meets a handsome split pea and a beautiful minestrone, his waiting pays off in a way that will satisfy his hunger for food… and his hunger for ass.

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on bisexual soup action.

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the fall tinglers are trottin this way buckaroo. please enjoy NEW tingler THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SOUP WEATHER’S LOOMING ARRIVAL GETS ME OFF BISEXUALLY out now here or for all patreon tiers

[ankle-beez]

top contender for funniest Steven Universe line

[punksrhea]

CHELSEA GREEN WWE SmackDown, September 19th, 2025

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

[misshorrorotaku-deactivated2024]

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

[kenas-artstuff]

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

[bisquid]

I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

My dashboard has been blessed by this post again

[i-say-ok]

ok!

[a-mimic-and-a-jester]

ITS THE OG OMG

[jennyislander]

Had to be this one.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

BRUTUS IS BACK!

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[snugglebull-deactivated20160725]

choose your character

[haithhegimp]

make sure to follow your favourite fanfiction authors on tumblr to get such important updates as, "i'm Thinking about the fic really hard, i swear" "hashtag #notwriting" "im going to commit mass murder if i have to write" "theoretically if the next chapter came out in five months--"

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[hellish-undeath]

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

[chloecat]

don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Everyone take your pebbles the next 1,225 days

[effinbirds]

[saviorified]

people who don't follow baseball are missing out they don't even know about the mariners etsy witch

[saviorified]

Yeah

[skopostheorie]

This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

[freshly-squeeze]

[moxleyrollins]

*cue scooby doo music* MONDAY NIGHT RAW | 09.08.25

[moxleyrollins]

#when your wives have the biggest dick energy in your feud MONDAY NIGHT RAW | 09.01.25—09.08.25

[rexrighteous]

Years ago, someone on here asked me to pick between AJ Lee and Becky Lynch

If you don't know, somehow, I am the biggest, dumbest, markiest of all marks for Becky. I have shirts, autographs, pictures, art, funkos, action figures, side plates, goggles, lanyards, lunchboxes, those frames with pieces of the mat inside of them, her (old) logo tattooed on me, and even my (red) car is named Bex. I'm probably missing stuff.

I picked AJ then, when asked.

And for the first time since Wrestlemania 32, I am solidly in the 'Cheering For Not Becky' camp. I'm not entirely sure what to make of it! I never thought I'd have to actually choose.

Anyway. Let's light it up.

[punksrhea]

AJ LEE WWE RAW, September 8th, 2025