Just a future Seismologist

Aspiring Pokémon master and seismologist. I do what I want and what I must. NNID: ReyesKing

[zicygomar]

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[newtonpermetersquare]

It’s evolving backwards

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mrbenwyatt]

[omnybus]

[catchymemes]

Life hacks

[hamenthotep]

[zorahooc]

If I wasn’t feeling old 2min ago I damn well am now.

[spaceler]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biglawbear]

July 11th, 2020: Disney World in Orlando, Florida reopens

July 12th, 2020: Florida records over 15,000 new coronavirus cases in one day, setting a record

[chanelofhouston]

[tragedyseries]

[tragedyseries]

[pan-pizza]

Remember 4 years ago when you mistreated your body and had to go to the doctor multiple times? What happened to that? Are you better than you were in late 2016?

Once you understand quantum immortality you realize all body issues were the result of stress and the mind playing tricks on you. Suddenly those issues went away.

Eat more fiber also

[bnmxfld]

“We’re not who we used to be.”

— Harry Styles / Two Ghosts

[weirdcultstuff]

Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today

[woodmeat]

Are you alive

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

[alejandr-oh]

[animusrox]