Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)
i couldn’t fucking resist
the classic returns!
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Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)
i couldn’t fucking resist
the classic returns!
Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”
I love this. I love everything about this
Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)
i couldn’t fucking resist
the classic returns!
when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree
When you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she immediately tells you where she got it
When you tell a girl her outfit is cute and she shoves her hands in previously unseen holes and squees with excitement, “It has pockets!”
When you tell a girl her outfit is cute, and she goes into a long story about the history behind it/who she got it from and why it is sentimental to her
When you tell a girl her outfit is she, and shes like ‘thanks, I stole it’
girl :)
*solemnly nods* girl
Well, I found your problem. You have minor water damage… Probably due to a leak somewhere. It might take a while to find it.
How?!
green tea.. in all forms .. is the most healing thing... yk. i drink green tea and im like... wow maybe life is beautiful... im not evil anymore.. i want to build community. the earth is healing
i found it.
タンポポ (Tampopo) 1985, dir. Jûzô Itami.
HUNGY
I am now angy and hungy.
Her name is cheese onion
I can’t decide if this is an insanely controlling wife, an insanely incompetent husband, or some horrible mixture of both.
or, uh, a husband who is autistic or learning disabled?
if I am going to a grocery store I have not memorized the layout of, I would love a map! if I am going to a grocery store to get specific things and I have not memorized which is the good brand and how much is too much to pay for it and how much is a fantastic deal, I would love a list with visuals! these look like excellent disability accommodations for someone like me! and I deeply resent the implication that that means I'm incompetent, or that someone kind enough to provide me those cue sheets is controlling. let us not discuss the ableist insult.
(it is possible, even likely, that the husband is abled, sexist, and nurturing and weaponizing his own incompetence. it is also possible that the wife is controlling. I have no way to know, and even if I'd seen the TikTok, I probably would still have no way to know. it is also possible that neither is true.)
I thought this too on some level, because…I can see why someone might struggle with things like finding an object they can’t picture in their head, or ordering all the items they have to find in order to get them without walking back and forth a bunch of times, and when you have memory problems something like this could be super helpful. But??? It’s framed like a “husbands amirite???” Sort of joke and it’s like…she’s flexing by making this super detailed thing but also seemingly resenting it and it’s just confusing??
Oh.
So I looked in the notes and found…this nightmare from the same poster
Who can relate? 🤣 #marriedlifehumor #couple #couplecomedy #husbandandwife #husband #foryou #couplelove #tutorials #wife #couples
Why are y’all promoting this as a normal haha funny thing?? Wtf
found out today that the "no don't [action] your so sexy aha" meme is, in fact, NOT well known outside of internet circles and you should not just Say That to an unsuspecting coworker
good to know. you took one for the team
meirl
I mean.
Cartoon design is based off of 70s/80s fashion
So, it’s not wrong.
It’s rather likely
I’d like to add dickey collars for consideration.
I can picture him having an entire drawer devoted to an assortment of these, right next to his drawer full of ascots.
May I present this image from Legend of the Vampire?
what is the FUCKING truth
He has multiple outfits that all look identical while having completely different construction
Otter teaches human how to pet him.
me asking for attention and affection
I just lost my entire shit
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
every time i take a selfie