Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Sentence Starters
“You look like Mary Poppins.”
“I’m Mary Poppins, y'all!”
“He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.”
“He says, “Welcome to the frickin’ _.” Only he didn’t use “frickin’.“”
“There are two types of beings in the universe, those who dance, and those who do not.”
“Sometimes, the thing you’ve been looking for your whole life is right there beside you all along.”
“It’s called a Zune. It’s what everybody’s listening to on Earth nowadays.”
“Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button.”
“Yes, Scotch tape would work… Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work, if you don’t have any? Nobody has any tape!”
“You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag. If anybody’s gonna have tape, it’s *you*!”
“That’s exactly my point! I have to do everything!”
“I created what I imagined biological life to be like… down to the most minute detail.”
“I don’t need to hear how my parents…”
“Well, you may not be mortal, but me…”
“And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?”
“I’m gonna make some weird shit.”
“_, get out of the way! You’re gonna get hurt!”
“What are you gonna do with your share?”
“Yeah… I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. You know. Something to make the other girls go “Ooh, that’s nice."”
“So, we’re saving the galaxy, again?”
“Awesome! We’re really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we’re two-time galaxy savers.”
“No! No, that’s the button that will kill everyone! Try again.”
“You people have issues.”
“When I touch someone I can feel their feelings.”
“You like a professional asshole or what?”
“Listen to me! You are a god. If you kill me, you’ll be just like everybody else!”
“What’s so wrong with that?”
“I’m sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself, "You know what would be a really kick-ass name? _!"”
“All any of you do is yell at each other. You’re not friends.”
“You’re right… We’re family.”
“I didn’t mean to do a mutiny… They killed all my friends.”
“I’m sorry. I took it too far. I meant trash panda.”
“The beast’s hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. I must cut through it from the inside.”
“Oh, man. Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted. At that time, I was a Federal Express man…”
“You didn’t know because you didn’t want to know because it made you rich.”
“I’ve never felt such humor!”
“She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret!”
“You don’t have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you.”
“I’m sorry I didn’t do none of it right, but I’m damn proud you’re my _.”
“How did you get to this weird dumb planet?”
“People usually want cute pets. Why would _ want such a hideous one?”
“You are horrifying to look at. Yes. Bu-But that’s a good thing.”
“When you’re ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are… Beautiful people never know who to trust.”
“Well, then I’m certainly grateful to be ugly.”
“You know, it’s a shame that it took the tragedy of losing _ to bring us all together again. But I think he’d be proud knowing that we’re back as a team.”
“What say we steal some shit?”
“What was your second choice? Scrotum Hat?”
“Hey, fellas. Hey, wait, where you going? Hey, you were supposed to be my lift home. How will I get outta here? Hey! Aw, gee. I’ve got so many more stories to tell. Aw, guys. Oh, gee.”
“Can we put the bickering on hold until *after* we survive this massive space battle?”
“Oh shit. I’m using my wrong eye again, aren’t I? I’m sorry. That was meant to be behind your back.”
“You know, they told me you people were conceded douchebags, but that isn’t true at all.”
“You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can’t fool me. I know who you are.”
“I know everything about you. I know you play like you’re the meanest and the hardest but actually you’re the most scared of all.”
“I know them scientists what made you, never gave a rat’s ass about you!”
“I’m what’s called a Celestial, sweetheart.”
“I’m Sorry. I can only afford to lose one friend today.”
“_, I will see you in the stars.”
“What is your goal here? To get everyone to hate you? Because it’s working.”
“If you think… I take pleasure… in exiling you… you’re wrong. You broke all our hearts.”
"My nipples hurt. Oh, goodness me!”
“You’re the one what killed those men… by leading them down the wrong path. Because you’re weak.”
“I guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way.”
“It’s a day for dumbass names.”
“You’re smiling. And for a second, I got a warm feeling. But then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth.”
“Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks ‘Taserface’ is a cool name.”
“Listen! _ has gotten exactly what he wanted. I should have told you earlier. I am stupid! You are in danger!”
