Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Sentence Starters
âYou look like Mary Poppins.â
âIâm Mary Poppins, y'all!â
âHe may have been your father, boy, but he wasnât your daddy.â
âHe says, âWelcome to the frickinâ _.â Only he didnât use âfrickinâ.ââ
âThere are two types of beings in the universe, those who dance, and those who do not.â
âSometimes, the thing youâve been looking for your whole life is right there beside you all along.â
âItâs called a Zune. Itâs what everybodyâs listening to on Earth nowadays.â
âDoes anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button.â
âYes, Scotch tape would work⊠Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work, if you donât have any? Nobody has any tape!â
âYou have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag. If anybodyâs gonna have tape, itâs *you*!â
âThatâs exactly my point! I have to do everything!â
âWeâre all gonna die.â
âI created what I imagined biological life to be like⊠down to the most minute detail.â
âI donât need to hear how my parentsâŠâ
âWell, you may not be mortal, but meâŠâ
âAnd, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?â
âIâm gonna make some weird shit.â
â_, get out of the way! Youâre gonna get hurt!â
âWhat are you gonna do with your share?â
âYeah⊠I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. You know. Something to make the other girls go âOoh, thatâs nice."â
âSo, weâre saving the galaxy, again?â
âAwesome! Weâre really gonna be able to jack up our prices if weâre two-time galaxy savers.â
âNo! No, thatâs the button that will kill everyone! Try again.â
âYou people have issues.â
âWhen I touch someone I can feel their feelings.â
âYou like a professional asshole or what?â
âListen to me! You are a god. If you kill me, youâll be just like everybody else!â
âWhatâs so wrong with that?â
âIâm sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself, "You know what would be a really kick-ass name? _!"â
âAll any of you do is yell at each other. Youâre not friends.â
âYouâre right⊠Weâre family.â
âI didnât mean to do a mutiny⊠They killed all my friends.â
âIâm sorry. I took it too far. I meant trash panda.â
âThe beastâs hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. I must cut through it from the inside.â
âOh, man. Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted. At that time, I was a Federal Express manâŠâ
âYou didnât know because you didnât want to know because it made you rich.â
âIâve never felt such humor!â
âShe just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret!â
âYou donât have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you.â
âIâm sorry I didnât do none of it right, but Iâm damn proud youâre my _.â
âHow did you get to this weird dumb planet?â
âPeople usually want cute pets. Why would _ want such a hideous one?â
âYou are horrifying to look at. Yes. Bu-But thatâs a good thing.â
âWhen youâre ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are⊠Beautiful people never know who to trust.â
âWell, then Iâm certainly grateful to be ugly.â
âYou know, itâs a shame that it took the tragedy of losing _ to bring us all together again. But I think heâd be proud knowing that weâre back as a team.â
âWhat say we steal some shit?â
âScrew you, spaceship!â
âWhat was your second choice? Scrotum Hat?â
âHey, fellas. Hey, wait, where you going? Hey, you were supposed to be my lift home. How will I get outta here? Hey! Aw, gee. Iâve got so many more stories to tell. Aw, guys. Oh, gee.â
âCan we put the bickering on hold until *after* we survive this massive space battle?â
âOh shit. Iâm using my wrong eye again, arenât I? Iâm sorry. That was meant to be behind your back.â
âYou know, they told me you people were conceded douchebags, but that isnât true at all.â
âYou can fool yourself and everyone else, but you canât fool me. I know who you are.â
âI know everything about you. I know you play like youâre the meanest and the hardest but actually youâre the most scared of all.â
âI know them scientists what made you, never gave a ratâs ass about you!â
âIâm whatâs called a Celestial, sweetheart.â
âIâm Sorry. I can only afford to lose one friend today.â
âHey, there, jackass!â
â_, I will see you in the stars.â
âWhat is your goal here? To get everyone to hate you? Because itâs working.â
âIf you think⊠I take pleasure⊠in exiling you⊠youâre wrong. You broke all our hearts.â
"My nipples hurt. Oh, goodness me!â
âYouâre the one what killed those men⊠by leading them down the wrong path. Because youâre weak.â
âI guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way.â
âItâs a day for dumbass names.â
âYouâre smiling. And for a second, I got a warm feeling. But then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth.â
âWell, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks âTaserfaceâ is a cool name.â
âListen! _ has gotten exactly what he wanted. I should have told you earlier. I am stupid! You are in danger!â