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Madi | Lesbian | 26 In a relationship with Azaleachan I like stuff. My stuff changes and I like variety in my stuff.

[tanuki-kimono]

Kimono drawing guide ½, by Kaoruko Maya (tumblr, pixiv, site). Booklet is available in pdf for ¥ 900 here.

Here you can see:

female kimono and yukata (note how the juban underwear peeks when in kimono + how belts differ)

male yukata and kimono (note how the juban underwear peeks when in kimono)

dressing up: male (kimono is not closed yet) and female (kimono closed with datejime belt and ready to put on obi)

differences between female and male kimono once dressed (note how the collars and belts set)

common drawing mistakes (compare with previous picture: shoulders lines are too defined, there is a double hem, collars are narrow, belt is not at the right place etc)

women back collar (the lower the sexier) and men back collar (close to the nape)

back and sleeves differences between men and women

collars and sleeves and view of how kimono drapes around body

Furisode back (long sleeves kimono) and formal furisode obi knot example

[rhelanae]

I never knew I needed this.

[firstrainofmay]

john cage’s 4’33” is fucking silence

someone put a copyright on the absence of sound

and then disabled the audio of a video

of the absence of sound

what a time to be alive

[jimtheviking]

#john cage would have been so happy

#it’s so meta

#he would have pissed his pants

[turhansbeycompany]

I think this is where I bring up the death metal cover of 4’ 33” someone did.

[teal-deer]

That death metal cover is fucking perfect

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

fun game: replace a single word in an idiom with “fuck”

examples: - go fuck a kite - no sense fucking a dead horse - don’t count your chickens before they fuck - they don’t have two coins to fuck together

[vertvetiver-deactivated20260123]

#gotta fuck a few eggs to make an omelet#don’t fuck a gift lion in the mouth#time fucks all wounds

[youngbloodbuzz]

#a fuck in the hand is worth two in the bush#people who live in glass houses should not fuck stones#if you want something done right you have to fuck it yourself#a fish always fucks from the head down#a golden fuck can open any door#a poor workman always fucks his tools#don’t teach your grandma to fuck eggs#OH CHRIST I NEED TO STOP

[hinkeljenkel]

Keep reading

[rhelanae]

I failed too many classes and lost my financial aid. If I don't pay rent or car payments I should be able to pay off my entire debt in about four months if I don't my money on trivial things like gas for my car to got work. All because I was too lazy. Do what makes you happy.

[thebestoftumbling]

[ffucjkkkkk]

this is so GOOD and PUre

[itsonlyyforever]

my heart is exploding this is just the best thing ever

[nocturnal-girl]

[poorlymadehuman]

Gandalf is not too concerned with those who cant keep up #LOTR #impressions #Gandalf #hiking #notallwhowanderarelost

[shadyfolk]

Okay, he both looks like a young Ian McKellen and also nailed voice and expression. At this point I think Ian found a youth potion.

[rhelanae]

Tsukiyama: *in a crowd and can't find Chie* this calls for drastic measures

Tsukiyama: *using his hands as a microphone* TSUKIYAMA SHUU SUCKS

Chie: *from across the street* damn rIGHT HE DOES

Tsukiyama: there she is

[lorem-and-or-ipsum]

Hey if you're new to tumblr I have some tips for you

•The site changes format ALL THE TIME WITH NO WARNING. BE READY.

•There’s a new meme every week and you’re just gonna have to get used to seeing it everywhere for a while.

•You are going to care more about social justice, feminism, different sexualities, and the safety of bees than you ever have in your life

•It doesn’t matter who you follow, PORN WILL FIND YOU

•If you get a message from a random person politely telling you to test out their game or visit their page at all, DELETE IT AND WALK AWAY.

•We all make fun of Superwholock fans’ inability to take a joke.

•No matter who you are or what you do, someone is going to find you or someone you know problematic (and I mean EVERYONE) don’t sweat it when it happens.

•Tumblr. LOVES. HALLOWEEN. Don’t question it.

[no-one-suspects-the-eggquisitio]

DID SOMEONE SAY HALLOWEEN??

[showgirlsteve-blog]

buddy cop movie with hayley atwell and idris elba as unlikely partners and dwayne the rock johnson as the bakery owner who witnesses a violent crime in the alley behind his shop and has to be protected

[elknight20]

[dreamingstarkly]

#what do you mean you don’t know how to punch? you’re jacked dude! #hey making dough isn’t easy! these are the result of grating carrots for carrot cake! (via captainofalltheships)

[elrondxrn]

I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW

[deathgripsforcutie]

you bring a date home for the first time, which bed means guaranteed sex

[rhelanae]

All of these. All. Of. Them.

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[quasarkisses]

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

[homiesexual42]

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

[oiruman-deactivated20150208]

i am kind of sad ok

[hound1998]

this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

[oiruman-deactivated20150208]

thank you

[lledxela]

i have absolutely nothing nice to wear tomorrow for my interview thing

[rhelanae]

Could you post a pic? I have a lot of experience with this kind of thing so maybe I could help?

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

if you guys bring back skeleton war im straight up calling the police on every single on of you

[rhelanae]

And today on find the fuckboy!

[pandaladieartblog]

I could try to explain myself, but… would you believe I’ve never even read Naruto?

[milkylollipops-deactivated20150]

I could actually see this happening. Poor Naruto.

[kidovna]

I *CHOKES* I’M CRYING BECAUSE I’M LAUGHING TOO MUCH OMG

[onemerryjester]

I approve! XD

[tomurass]

imagine ivan trying to mock alfred’s accent

[donacabana]