RhiaFlamesong

Words and music are the magic still left in our world

[missmrah]

garden party 💚

[curlyy-hair-dont-care]

Omg this is absolutely stunning!!!! 💛💛💛

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Spicy Stories

JK Rowling: hello children Poe: oh Poe: oh joanne Poe: you're back Rowling: i have concernss Poe: uh we're mostly about just telling stories here Poe: you have your own campfire for your terf stuff don't you? Rowling: yess but they've really been getting on my nervess lately

Rowling: you know how it iss with terf deatheaterss Poe: not really Rowling: alwayss agreeing with everything i ssay Rowling: all "oh yes dark lord" this and "oh spare me dark lord" that Rowling: ssometimess you jusst get tired of hearing "masterful gambit dark lord"

Rowling: i tell you, you don't know how hard it is to run a cult L Ron Hubbard: oh yeah woof big mood Hubbard: people think its all fun, but its actually a lot of work Rowling: I know right????

Poe: regardless, joanne, i'm going to have to put my foot down Poe: this campfire is just for stories Rowling: uhhh actually i do have a new ssstory Rowling: i wass insspired to write after having an argument on the internet Barker: oh damn no shit? Barker: that's wild

Rowling: it's a new harry potter ssstory King: oh man! it's about time, i've been hoping for a new potter story for ages! Rowling: itss about hermione going back in time to help grindelwald, who actually had sssome good points if you think about it

Rowling: i call it Rowling: the time turner diariesss Barker: wow this is not really funny anymore Baker: its like INTENSELY not funny Lovecraft: catchy title tho!

Rowling: i'm retconning grindelwald into a misundersstood idealisst Rowling: who was only forced to make hard choicess because of the unreassonablenesss of decadent weimar society

Rowling: oh also you know that thing where people kept criticizing me cuz technically grindelwald's "evil" plan was to prevent the holocaust? Rowling: well good news Rowling: i've rectified that little mistake

Rowling: like, why would the naziss target transs & queer people, traditionally the most powerful and widely accepted memberss of ssociety? Rowling: would not the naziss, famouss for their love of diverssity, actually approve of them? Rowling: i'm jusst asskin questions

King: actually joanne there's a lot of well-documented evidence Barker: give it up steve King: no no i can fix this King: i'm sure if i just lay out the facts in a logical, well-reasoned manner- Barker: oh god that's so cute Barker: don't you just love him? Poe: that's our steve

King: so you see the nazi book burning of the institute for sexualwissenschaft- Rowling: nope Rowling: didn't happen King: King: well it kinda did, see, as i was saying- Rowling: thiss iss missogyny

Rowling: i don't undersstand you lot at all Rowling: i come into your campfire, i make a sstatement that i really want to be true & you all refuse to accept it Rowling: thiss issn't the way it works over with my terf deatheaters at all Rowling: they love accepting things i ssay!

Rowling: it'ss actually really missogynisstic that you all refusse to accept what i'm ssaying asss truth Rowling: even though you all know how badly i want it to be true King: but joanne, it isn't true- Rowling: ssave it for court ssteve!

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Shelley: i got here late wot's going on? Barker: joanne is doing holocaust denial Rowling: EXCUSE ME it'ss only holocausst denial if you quesstion the murder of jews Rowling: tho now that i think about it i do have some questionss

Rowling: like, would they not have ussed their goblin magic to essscape? Lovecraft: ya know, she makes a good point Sonia Greene: i'm right here howard Lovecraft: Greene: see, this is why i don't talk much

[catchymemes]

[rhiaflamesong]

Yup, that's why I'm on Tumblr atm😅

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[blackjackgabbiani]

You, ah, don’t think it’s unfair to judge people’s morals based on their finances?

[quasi-normalcy]

I, ah, think that it’s perfectly fair to judge people’s morals based on the amount of money they pour into neo-nazi political movements, yeah actually.

[conarcoin]

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

[conarcoin]

disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die

[sexboobomb]

Seeing a lot of people comparing insulin to food and saying "what, should we just make food completely free too then?"

Yeah?? We should??? That's the logical conclusion, not a gotcha. People in general should not have to pay money to just stay alive

[caitiewantstobeavadakedavrad]

Make Me Choose: @rhiaflamesong asked: Bellamione or Narlily

So many whispered love confessions, so many galleons spent on hotels that fit Narcissa’s standards, just for the woman to marry Lucius Malfoy. Predictable

[caitiewantstobeavadakedavrad]

Make Me Choose: @rhiaflamesong asked Minerva McGonagall or Molly Weasley

You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don’t let you off homework today. I assure you that if you die, you need not hand it in.

- Minerva McGonagall, Prisoner of Azkaban

[rhiaflamesong]

Good choice! In all honesty, who can really compete with Minerva?

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[lynrar]

yeah so I guess all I draw is kissing now

[rhiaflamesong]

Gorgeous art!

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[incorrect-malfoys]

Lucius: Rodolphus and me are going to the pub

Narcissa: It's Rodolphus and I

Rodolphus: No, its me and Lucius

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

[rhiaflamesong]

"eat something, you're really hungry"

"do laundry, you're running out of clothes"

And all the people are just arguing over if that's reason enough to do something and how to best start it. They can't agree on wether to get up with the left or right leg first.

[yessoupy]

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

[cries-havoc]

this is one of those "you put it into words" kind of posts. right on.

[rhiaflamesong]

Druella released a breath she didn't realize she was holding.

Minerva and Dorea walked down the isle their kids standing to the sides, letting flowers bloom in their path and her soon to be wives just radiated in joy. The crowd gasped at the beautiful, elaborate trail of Dorea's dress, befitting a Black heiress. Druella herself wore a traditional French wedding attire that had been in her family for generations. If her grandmére could see her, being wed to not only one, but two witches in it, she would burn the dress. And Minerva, their darling rebel in modern festive robes and short cropped hair, enchanted to twinkle with starlight. This would be the event of many years to come and they couldn't be more pleased with themselves.

[rhiaflamesong]

The fire burned brighter than she'd expected.

Narcissa stood in front of a burning Malfoy manor and watched gleefully the hated place come down. In her arms little Draco stirred in unrest, probably sensing the smoke and heat. She quickly cast a spell warding both off and continued watching, hidden from sight in the orchard. After some time she turned and apparated to the agreed spot where Ariadne already waited for her, little Blaise in a sling on her back. A passionate kiss, a crack and both mothers were gone, finally together.

[ashintheairlikesnow]

Five Sentence Fics

Send me a sentence and I’ll fill at least five more in after it for a little mini-fic!

[industrations]

Lily study

[rhiaflamesong]

What a beautiful Lily, I love her curves!