Rhiannon Root

Writer | Editor Hi! I'm a writer and editor living in suburban D.C. I'm saving the world from errant commas, upholding the ideals of journalism and promoting gender equality and diversity, with a sense of humor.

[allsonargent]

I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves. Call me the devil, Raymond? How original. Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.

[comradekatara]

it’s so funny how iroh is always just like “oh don’t look at me I am but a stupid old man” and if anyone is like “um… no…… you’re the Dragon of the West” he’s like “what? that was , like, ages ago. six years ago, even. I’m stupid now. my brains turned to mush!” and then they just believe him and completely let their guard down. I love it

[hasleftthechat-deactivated20211]

Iroh leverages ageism to do whatever the fuck he wants, and to win at everything forever.

[kirianthedivorce]

Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

And the update

She buttered Jorts

[anoonzee]

The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:

[notemily]

FINALLY

I’ve been collecting the best Jorts tweets and waiting until the moment he showed up on my dash to post them. So here you are, the curated best of the past, oh, day or so:

[kbluebirdart]

Thinking about making some stickers…

[sarahseeandersen]

[straycatj]

hi landlady, have you ever thought of making mr j a little frilly collar like this? I think it would be very dashing and some cats don’t seem to mind…

Oh, it's one of the most famous works of Shotei Takahashi! Although I like his cats but I haven't thought to make it... Please give me some weeks...

[straycatj]

おまたせしたですよ

Thanks for your waiting

[charmedatlaw]

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON’T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

[charmedatlaw]

Again:

1. The law doesn’t care how long your parents and family have been out of your life

2. The law doesn’t care about your long term friends or “found family”

If you don’t have legal documents that say otherwise, your biological family calls all the shots.

This goes especially for LGBTQ+. Please do not get deadnamed in your obituary.

[the-final-sif]

How to make a will.

How to make a living will (Advance Healthcare Directive) so you don’t get fucked over by biological family if you end up in a situation where you cannot make your own healthcare choices.

[pyroinfusedtiger]

If youre trans, this video is a good ref to start with and she provides links and organizations that can help

[fandomsandfeminism]

^I’ve been loving this channel lately, and this is a particularly good video about how to have your wishes respected after you die if you have family who may NOT respect you/your identity.

[amiraelizabeth]

Such a good idea to make a plan. And also watch Caitlin’s channel (and read her books).

[puremetalimagination]

THIS IS NOT JUST WILLS

Also check up on your Power of Attorney. If you’re in a coma/unresponsive state they divert to legal next of kin. 

[pixie-writes-prose]

EVERYONE needs to have a plan. While it is especially important for people who are estranged from their legal next of kin please please please have these conversations with your loved ones. These are so important and the last thing your grieving family needs is to worry they aren’t respecting your wishes (burial or cremation? Do you want to donate your organs? Who do you want to give your belongings to? These are not intuitive concepts and your family will stress of getting it wrong) simply because they didn’t know them.

Also Caitlin Doughty is fucking boss. Just sayn.

[octoberrainposts]

The Advance Healthcare Directive is SUPER important. Please make one and keep it updated (they expire every few years). If you are old, are disabled, have any mental health issues, engage in any form of self-harm, or have any history of suicidal ideation or suicide attempts, lots of healthcare folks are all too happy to declare you unfit to make decisions for yourself.

Remember that even if you trust them, the people who love you can make really extreme and harmful decisions when they’re scared they could lose you.

[warehouse-regent]

Clergy are generally really good at dealing with the practicalities around death. If you need help navigating the details, hit up your local Unitarian Universalist, UCC, or Unity Church, Reform Synagogue, or other progressive place of worship. They won’t try to convert you if they’re worth half a sneeze.

[pusheen]

[sea-lestial-dream-witch]

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If you’re reading this, good luck will befall you and you will receive some good news within a week’s time.

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[sea-lestial-dream-witch]

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Emoji spell to grant you a streak of general good luck! Commissioned for @blkqueerwitchery

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[rhiannonroot]

Fingers crossed for the path ahead!

[sea-lestial-dream-witch]

🕯💚🔔🏵🎍🎋🍀🎋🎍🏵🔔💚🕯

If you’re reading this, good luck will befall you and you will receive some good news within a week’s time.

🏵like to charge🏵

🎍reblog to cast🎍

[sea-lestial-dream-witch]

🔮🕯🌿🪲🌻🤞🌻🪲🌿🕯🔮

Emoji spell to grant you a streak of general good luck! Commissioned for @blkqueerwitchery

🍎like to charge🍎

🍀reblog to cast🍀

[thesorceresstemple]

Lucky cat 🍀 reblog to boost your luck

[chloelemay]

12 frames of animation I made using knitting! I spent a long time on this and I’m so pleased with the results, really looking forward to trying more ‘yarnimation’ in the future. Process video out now too! 🐑

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“Stop motion animation doesn’t take long enough already, let’s add textile arts.”

[drscalie]

[video description: an animation in yarn of a row of sheep all jumping over a fence in a grassy field. /end description]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[charlottevstapleton]

[izzetheking]

I hope this cat didnt kill any of those birds .

[thefeelingiswat-deactivated2013]

[rlmjob]

wow you actually found a practical use for that reaction image

[cronope-blog]

holy shit