give me clones

still hung up on clone wars and the fact that dave filoni just really wants us to be as emotionally damaged as possible. (profile picture and header by @rrrainbo)

[throwupgirl]

finn starwars we will never forgive those movies for what they did to you. i saw your lightsaber. i saw your force sensitive. i saw your secondhand chanel boots that unbeknownst to all of us were put in the thrift store bin by luke skywalker but you rock them twice as hard.

[maulgirl]

everything about the clones’ existence makes me so unwell. it’s like. you are a copy of a man who is a killer but he is also a father and he is whip-smart and tough but he’s a simple man and he asks for one thing when he agrees to be cloned and it’s a son. and you grow up to look just like this man but you are not his son you are his paycheck

[maulgirl]

it’s like you are not his son but you are just like his son in every possible way except that they put a chip in your brain to make you behave and they make you grow up fast so you can fight in a war that is the only reason for your existence (except there’s a second reason, but it’s too horrible to imagine and you won’t know it until it’s too late) so you are everything like this son but you are also nothing like him because he is a child and you never got to be one

[maulgirl]

it’s like you’re a ghost in a machine and an immaculate conception and a sleeper agent and a greek tragedy and a gothic double and a weapon and a best friend but above all you’re a good soldier and you have your father’s eyes

[yuriartillery]

taylor swift seen at the game awards and you'll never guess with who

[yuriartillery]

it was sebulba yeah

[foxika]

fox: i killed him, yeah

[im-yotsu]

He ends up drowning to death and the empire never happens. The end 🥰.

[spinostarz]

coolest cats in town!!!

[bunny7567]

where is Cody tho???

[ddeck]

relearning how to draw them clones

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

I love that the fandom at large has agreed that Commander Cody cannot stand Anakin and despises working with him and I will carry this headcanon until my final breath. In fact I’m pretty sure one of those character encyclopedias that came out within the last few years also supports this which is hilarious.

But what I think would be even funnier is if Anakin had literally no idea Cody can’t stand him and truly believes they’re good friends. While arguing strategy during a briefing he’ll genuinely say, “Cody back me up on this” despite Cody never once backing him up on anything

[ramenssad]

no one wake him up he is TIRED

[secretly-a-trekkie]

One last shitpost I crammed out before my flight while getting harassed by security for having a BP cuff in my bag

[grendelsmilf]

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

[gffa]

#’OBI-WAN ISN’T EVEN THAT HOT’ #GASP LIES AND SLANDER #HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING #ANYWAY PETITION TO GET TOMMY LEE EDWARDS TO REDRAW AT LEAST 25 MORE ISSUES OF OBI-WAN (&ANAKIN) ANTICS #YOU EVER SEE A MAN SO HANDSOME YOU STARTED CRYING? #ME EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THIS BOOK:  YES 😭

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

[hokalinart]

“You underestimate my power!”

-Anakin Skywalker

[twinterrors29]

Anakin: it's really strange to see you wearing clothes, Captain! I almost didn't recognize you! Rex, dressed in civvies against his will: ...please phrase that in literally any other way

[nijigasakilove]

“It’s everywhere now” is such a dope line. No matter how much tyrants want to suppress the spirit of rebellion and desire for freedom they can’t kill an idea.

“The frontier of the rebellion is everywhere. The imperial need for control is so desperate because it’s so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort.” -Nemik

Real world parallels are immense