[awkward-finger-guns]

YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

[awkward-finger-guns]

you know what really funny about this post?

in the comments I now have three different recepies, one for cookies, one for brownies, and one for cake

i have a collection of skeleton jokes

and I learned about three new mental ilnesses

there is a detailed guide about how to hide a body

rat jokes

half of the bee movie script

and comments about remy throwing up eventhough it apparently not possible for rats the puke? which doesnt sound correct

a lot of the numberjacks theme song

jojo pose

I also got called a sprog my multiple ppl

[awkward-finger-guns]

I have another cookie recepie

a beautiful poem

someone typed out the entire shrek movie script (lmao in honor of my daggers name)

more of the bee movie script

never gonna give u up lyrics

[probablybadrpgideas]

Notes remaining: 54315 Followers: 80+k Let's get this kid a damn dagger

[ihaveemotionalmotionsickness]

[biggyman]

Dont mind if i do

[meatpower]

[officialacxa]

Am I fucking high ??? Or did Dash call Danny a twink????

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

is he wrong

[loloftheday]

rolled up to the girl

[brothamalcolmfarrakhan]

Toooooooo fuckin smooth

[mr-phishbowl]

10/10

The execution.

The precision.

Then he made her laugh…

[shrimplydelicious]

“I’m finally going to write! I have a great idea!”

[edgelord-trashcan]

LAUGHS LOUDLY

[ardatli]

OK but like… first sentences don’t have to be there forever. I cannot begin to count the number of times I’ve started a story like:

And just write the ideas down until the story starts to shape itself. Then when you’re ready, go back and delete everything before the point where the story actually starts. 

Writing yourself into an idea is a time-honoured technique, and it works. 

[stainlesssteellocust]

good advice

[r50ma]

when quarantine is over dont ask me if im free just say when and where

[malviesbitch]

incorrect descendants meme (4/?) (suggested by @hersilentlanguage)

[tododowneyjr-universe]

“I am a god, you dull creature. And I will not be bullied by… “

#lol

[animatedtext]

hey i accidentally reported your post i didn't mean to i am very sorry

it’s cool. i need to be stopped 

[gahdamnpunk]

These two replies punched me in the face, I’ve never thought about it from this perspective. Imagine how many lives our government endangers just cause they hate poor people

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[kochamchleb]

[deactivated-blog]

just me and an old buddy :]

[yourgoat]

i thought this was an oil painting

[wowsohighs]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[re-yesblake]

never forget that before camila and lauren met, they went to the same 1D concert on the same day in the same arena and lived 15 minutes away from each other in miami. they definitely would’ve met even if they didn’t audition for the X-Factor and that is what i call soulmate culture

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[vibalent]

I blow on it but underestimate how hot it is and hashafashasha anyway