I bleed purple

24 whole years of age. If you hadn't guessed it by now, I have a fringe.

[roycohn]

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)

[untitledgoosegay]

-- The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions

[mousidy]

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

[mismedleym]

pet portraits from may! also comms are open again!

[utopians]

PJACKK ACCOUNT RESTORED

[utopians]

NVM IMMEDIATELY BANNED AGAIN??

[pjackk]

Thank u Lord for the sign

[bearie]

[petulantpony]

i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money

[petulantpony]

you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.

[toyota-supra]

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

[planteater49]

Transparency is like lingerie to me <333

Busting everywhere btw

[loveridden1999]

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

[pangur-and-grim]

hello

[mywingsaremadeofplastic]

[tatzelwurming]

your pig shed sucks + your hogs will escape your fucking paddock

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin