Here for the Memes 😎

"When we reach our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change"

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[catgirltitties]

Vancouver Public Library

[temprarytattoos]

I LOVE LIBRARIES!!

My library does “stuffed animal sleepovers” where kids leave their stuffed animals at the library overnight. Then the staff lets teenagers in after-hours to arrange the stuffed animals into fun scenes and take a bunch of pictures for the library’s social media. And then the little kids come back the next day and get to see all the pictures of their stuffed animals reading, playing games, riding around the library on book carts, etc 🥹

[n0isemaker]

That is so exceptionally beautiful and wholesome I actually cried reading that.

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[catchymemes]

[rat-thingo]

gender is a scam made by bathroom companies to sell you more bathrooms

[crazy-brazilian]

[loth-caatgirl]

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[akashicrecord]

Got pregnant on the bus. and I was sitting alone

[testosterowned]

I'm not doing this shit again Mary

[mossy-vulpes]

I hope you don't see me as just another tumblr mutual, but as an extremely fuckable tumblr mutual

[a-wilde-oscar-appeared]

Oh no Korra's a baddie? Like she hasn't been one since the first season of her show 🙄

She pulled Asami, saved the world, and did it all with a fuck-ass bob... She's not Azula or Suki levels of serving cunt but she's up there on Mt. Scary Hot Women.

[a-wilde-oscar-appeared]

"Have you seen the new trailer?"

Yeah. She's still a baddie even with white hair 😤 Y'all just hate women so much it's unreal 😒

[captain-price-returns]

[targetedknowledge]

[dogpuppy]

[shamebats]

[shamebats]

She's hilarious, I love her

[shamebats]

[littlekingcorona]

When you turn your hot ass car on in the summer and scorching AC comes on

[starkwillendurestone]

Me listening to Carly Rae Jepsen

[dear-julien]

When she said I Can Feel The Sun On You >>>

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled